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Foxy the Farting Fox shares a wide variety of his Fourth of July firework farts! Makes a perfect gift for Fourth of July or any day of the year for boys and girls or that someone special in your life....

Memory Ninja was a great student. The only problem was that Memory Ninja had a difficult time learning new concepts. Find out what happens in this multisensory children’s book about memory improvement.

Of course, a successful road trip means a little more than buckling up and setting off for your final destination. It needs a little more planning and pizazz than your regular drive to the grocery store. And that’s where a comprehensive family road tripping guide comes in: You’ll learn everything you need to know in order to plan an exciting, memorable, and entertaining trip for the whole family - no matter what ages your kids are.

How do you teach a child gentleness in a violent world? Caring Ninja learns how to care and empathize with others.

Are you constantly trying to help your child break a bad habit? Self Disciplined Ninja may be able to help! In this Ninja Life Hacks story, Self Disciplined Ninja learns about an underused superpower called willpower. While battling procrastination, tardiness, and finger nail-biting, Self Disciplined Ninja learns that we all wield the power to overcome these challenges.

Albert Einstein is known as a genius. But as a child, he was a late developer and couldn't find a teaching job after graduation.

Forgetful Ninja was always forgetting things until one fateful day Forgetful Ninja is introduced to A.A.I. Find out what happens in this comedic book about improving your memory.

When his friends aren’t successful at spooking the children who visit the haunted house, Gus must present his unique superpowers to give them a scare!

Author Mary Nhin was inspired to write this story to help children who are feeling lonely during the pandemic and beyond. Lonely Ninja felt isolated and blue without anyone to lean on. Lonely Ninja learns that loneliness is normal, and there are things we can do to help us feel better.

Lucky the Farting Leprechaun earns his name by escaping from a leprechaun trap, not just once but twice! How does he manage to escape? Lucky the Farting Leprechaun knows, and he wants you to find out in this silly story about a leprechaun who farts in all kinds of ways, both useful and stinky!

Hi, I’m Abe the ape. I love April Fool’s Day, mainly because I like laughing but also because I like farting. Laughing and farting. Farting and laughing. It's all the same to me. In this funny animal book about farts, Abe shares his farts like Silent Safari, Joke Jungle, and Terrible Trickster.

Have you ever wondered how the Easter Bunny manages to deliver all of those eggs? Well, he eats. A lot. Eating that much gives him energy, but it also means he farts a lot, too. In this hilarious book, the Easter Bunny explains all the different kinds of Easter farts bunnies release.

Come along with Buddy the Burping Bunny on a funny adventure! Listen to the book to find out what happens in this cute and funny story gift book. The book series Farting Adventures celebrates the value of laughter. Makes a perfect gift for boys or girls on Easter or any time of the year.

Sad Ninja deals with the loss of a loved one. Find out what happens in this SEL book about accepting sad feelings like loss and grief.

We teach our children to be kind to others, to share, but how do we teach them to be kind to themselves? Follow Compassionate Ninja in a journey to discover empathy and how important it is to not only cultivate compassion for others but self compassion, as well.

This memoir is from a middle-aged Missourian who was part of the strange yet fascinating world of Civil War reenacting. I tell of my first taste of black powder, "seeing the elephant", fighting heat, rain, cold, mud, politics, movie stars, and live fire. From dog and pony show events to the 125th anniversary spectaculars involving thousands of participants, I reveal the inside skinny on the hobby, as I saw it, with plenty of humor to tickle the funny bone.

After suffering an injury at the lighthouse, Detective White is taken to the hospital. Inspector Bronson, now working alone, has to double his workload to solve the investigation. An unlikely alliance is soon formed when the work is far too much for Inspector Bronson to manage on his own. Officer Swanson’s temper starts to get the better of her and a huge revelation leaves Inspector Bronson wondering what he is going to do next.

Dishonest Ninja didn’t think lying would hurt anyone. But what Dishonest Ninja didn’t understand was that each time a lie was told, Dishonest Ninja was hurting someone. Because, when Dishonest Ninja told a lie, it changed Dishonest Ninja just a little bit each time. Find out what happens in this book about how good it feels to tell the truth.

Humble Ninja learns about the importance of being humble and practicing modesty through a humble pie. Find out what happens in this comedic book about developing humility.

Artsy Fartsy was used to spending his days all alone. Until one day, he made two penguin friends. Celebrate this winter with a new classic story to share and laugh with loved ones. Adults are permitted to laugh, too.