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Still Time
- Written by: James Patrick Kelly
- Narrated by: James Patrick Kelly
- Length: 38 mins
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Welcome to a survivalist's nightmare. On the day a nuclear war is threatening to break out, his wife's car dies 20 miles away from the bunker he has so painstakingly prepared. He has to go get her, but what price is he willing to pay to keep his family safe in the face of the impending holocaust?
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Still Time
- Narrated by: James Patrick Kelly
- Length: 38 mins
- Release date: 2007-12-07
- Language: English
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Don't Stop
- Written by: James Patrick Kelly
- Narrated by: James Patrick Kelly
- Length: 36 mins
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Crispin has been following Lisa around since she was a child, only no one can see him but her. She hopes she's isn't crazy but she can't be sure. And of course, the dead people who talk to her are no help at all.
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Don't Stop
- Narrated by: James Patrick Kelly
- Length: 36 mins
- Release date: 2007-10-05
- Language: English
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Feel The Zaz
- Written by: James Patrick Kelly
- Narrated by: James Patrick Kelly
- Length: 1 hr and 39 mins
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In a future where virtual reality shows are the dominant entertainment form, a damaged young woman has the uncanny ability to impersonate the dead celebrities of the late 20th Century, bringing them to life once again for the nostalgia market. A bittersweet tale of fame lost and found, with an ending you'll never guess.
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Feel The Zaz
- Narrated by: James Patrick Kelly
- Length: 1 hr and 39 mins
- Release date: 2007-10-19
- Language: English
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The F&SF Diet
- Written by: James Patrick Kelly
- Narrated by: James Patrick Kelly
- Length: 39 mins
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An overweight draftsman with a love for science fiction answers an ad in the back of his favorite magazine. It promises an incredible weight-loss miracle, but the return address is from Brimstone, Texas. In this wacky tale of diet and revenge, getting what you wish for might cost your immortal soul.
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The F&SF Diet
- Narrated by: James Patrick Kelly
- Length: 39 mins
- Release date: 2007-11-02
- Language: English
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Daemon
- Written by: James Patrick Kelly
- Narrated by: James Patrick Kelly
- Length: 54 mins
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In which your StoryPod author and narrator, James Patrick Kelly, has an unexpected encounter with an old friend and sees his mundane life pushed off the edge of reality. REMINDER: this is a work of fiction.
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Daemon
- Narrated by: James Patrick Kelly
- Length: 54 mins
- Release date: 2007-10-05
- Language: English
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Fruitcake Theory
- Written by: James Patrick Kelly
- Narrated by: James Patrick Kelly
- Length: 31 mins
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It's Christmas and one of the aliens wants to go shopping at the mall to get in the proper holiday spirit. The trouble is, he doesn't know an elf from an elephant. Here's a wacky Yule story about intelligence, diversity, and too many tins of fruitcake.
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Fruitcake Theory
- Narrated by: James Patrick Kelly
- Length: 31 mins
- Release date: 2007-10-05
- Language: English
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Proof of the Existence of God
- Written by: James Patrick Kelly
- Narrated by: James Patrick Kelly
- Length: 31 mins
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A psychological study masquerading as an experiment in time travel lures an undergraduate English major to volunteer. To the astonishment of the psychologists in charge of the study, he takes their instructions to heart - with horrific results.
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Proof of the Existence of God
- Narrated by: James Patrick Kelly
- Length: 31 mins
- Release date: 2007-10-05
- Language: English
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Why School Buses Are Yellow
- Written by: James Patrick Kelly
- Narrated by: James Patrick Kelly
- Length: 12 mins
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Here's a slapstick fable for modern times, which will tickle the child in all of us. And you thought you understood the way the government works.
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Why School Buses Are Yellow
- Narrated by: James Patrick Kelly
- Length: 12 mins
- Release date: 2007-10-05
- Language: English
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Chemistry
- Written by: James Patrick Kelly
- Narrated by: James Patrick Kelly
- Length: 1 hr and 19 mins
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What is love? A profound and life-changing emotion, or a heady brew of neurochemicals washing through your brain? Two young medical students take a break from their studies to enjoy a night out at a neuromance palace, where for a mere $40 you can fall deeply in love and out again in a single carefree evening. Here's a romantic comedy about sales techniques, square-dancing, and hormones gone wild.
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Chemistry
- Narrated by: James Patrick Kelly
- Length: 1 hr and 19 mins
- Release date: 2007-11-09
- Language: English
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The Leila Torn Show
- Written by: James Patrick Kelly
- Narrated by: James Patrick Kelly
- Length: 51 mins
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In this wild and funny tale, a sentient television show is struggling to survive the death of her main character. Her ratings are plummeting, her live audience is comatose, her new star has stage fright, and her guest star is gleefully upstaging her entire cast. What's a show to do? Maybe cut a deal with the devil?
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The Leila Torn Show
- Narrated by: James Patrick Kelly
- Length: 51 mins
- Release date: 2007-02-09
- Language: English
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Chillon
- Written by: James Patrick Kelly
- Narrated by: James Patrick Kelly
- Length: 1 hr and 51 mins
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The story of the Cage family, begun in "Solstice", continues. Wynne Cage has grown up and is working as a spook journalist, covering a gang attempting to pull off one of the most spectacular heists in history. When things go very, very wrong, she is forced to throw herself on the mercy of the mysterious owner of Chillon castle. Who is Francois Bonivard and how did he come to be so hideously disfigured? Wynne may be a reporter, but this story soon gets personal.
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Chillon
- Narrated by: James Patrick Kelly
- Length: 1 hr and 51 mins
- Release date: 2007-04-20
- Language: English
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Heroics
- Written by: James Patrick Kelly
- Narrated by: James Patrick Kelly
- Length: 40 mins
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Mike has it all: a loving wife, a bright son, a steady job, and a house on a lake. Then why does he feel as though he had locked himself in and thrown away the key? And what is the meaning of the disturbing dream that haunts him night after night, the one in which he is revealed to be a coward? In a horrifying moment that shatters his tranquil life, his courage will be put to the ultimate test.
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Heroics
- Narrated by: James Patrick Kelly
- Length: 40 mins
- Release date: 2007-11-16
- Language: English
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Standing in Line with Mister Jimmy
- Written by: James Patrick Kelly
- Narrated by: James Patrick Kelly
- Length: 1 hr and 1 min
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Chip's luck has run out. He's been on the dole for most of his life and now the government wants to ship him off to fight in the never-ending war in Mexico. But he has two things going for him: a cocky attitude and his thinkmate, an all-knowing personal digital assistant named Mr. Jimmy. Maybe the way to escape is to get in line to step through the mysterious door down the alley. Hundreds of people have passed through, but no one has come out.
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Standing in Line with Mister Jimmy
- Narrated by: James Patrick Kelly
- Length: 1 hr and 1 min
- Release date: 2007-03-16
- Language: English
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Bernardo's House
- Written by: James Patrick Kelly
- Narrated by: James Patrick Kelly
- Length: 1 hr and 7 mins
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Bernardo has gone and his intelligent house misses him desperately. Designed to meet all her master's needs, she is his cook, maid, secretary, lover, and secret refuge from the world. Now she struggles to cope with his loss. On the edge of madness, she is saved by the arrival of a damaged young girl, who will teach her what it means to be human.
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Bernardo's House
- Narrated by: James Patrick Kelly
- Length: 1 hr and 7 mins
- Release date: 2007-02-23
- Language: English
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Solstice
- Written by: James Patrick Kelly
- Narrated by: James Patrick Kelly
- Length: 1 hr and 53 mins
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Stonehenge is possibly the most mystical place on Earth. Its call has echoed through the ages and will continue as long as the stones continue to stand. The drug artist Tony Cage is almost as obsessed with Stonehenge as he is with his offspring Wynne, whom he had cloned from his own cells but then tweaked her sex chromosome from XY to XX. Is she his daughter or something entirely different? Tony will find the answer at Stonehenge on the Solstice Day.
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Solstice
- Narrated by: James Patrick Kelly
- Length: 1 hr and 53 mins
- Release date: 2007-04-13
- Language: English
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Itsy Bitsy Spider
- Written by: James Patrick Kelly
- Narrated by: James Patrick Kelly
- Length: 33 mins
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Here's an emotional tale of family secrets set in 2038. Jen has been estranged from her father, a Shakespearian actor, ever since he got divorced from her mother years and years ago. But when her mother dies, Jen is astonished to discover that she has left her ex-husband a fortune in her will. Jen tries to confront her father, but first she must get past the robot that cares for him. This is a Hugo, Nebula, and Sturgeon nominee, and the winner of the Locus Award for best short story of 1997.
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Itsy Bitsy Spider
- Narrated by: James Patrick Kelly
- Length: 33 mins
- Release date: 2007-11-30
- Language: English
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The Best Christmas Ever
- Written by: James Patrick Kelly
- Narrated by: James Patrick Kelly
- Length: 43 mins
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The last man on Earth is depressed and the robots charged with his care are at a loss as to how to shake him out of it. They concoct an elaborate scheme to have Christmas in May. After all, at the end of history, who cares if the dates are a little off? This story was a Hugo Award finalist in 2004.
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The Best Christmas Ever
- Narrated by: James Patrick Kelly
- Length: 43 mins
- Release date: 2007-12-21
- Language: English
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Crow
- Written by: James Patrick Kelly
- Narrated by: James Patrick Kelly
- Length: 55 mins
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When the bombs fell, there were precious few survivors. Young Lucy and Juan were spared, but they fell into the clutches of the Bad Daddy. After their escape, they scavenge through the ruins in New England, barely able to make sense of the civilization that destroyed itself, until they meet Hannah, who has a vision and, perhaps, the technology to make it come true.
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Crow
- Narrated by: James Patrick Kelly
- Length: 55 mins
- Release date: 2007-12-14
- Language: English
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Barry Westphal Crashes the Singularity
- Written by: James Patrick Kelly
- Narrated by: James Patrick Kelly
- Length: 10 mins
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A man in a bar has a headache, but it's not from drink. Rather, it is because in the distant future, a collective consciousness is experimenting with his cryogenically-preserved corpse. What's the cure for being dead?
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Barry Westphal Crashes the Singularity
- Narrated by: James Patrick Kelly
- Length: 10 mins
- Release date: 2007-03-02
- Language: English
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Monsters
- Written by: James Patrick Kelly
- Narrated by: James Patrick Kelly
- Length: 1 hr and 17 mins
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He's a simple man, trying to live a simple life. He works at a dry cleaner and lives by himself. He doesn't have any friends and doesn't dare to reach out to others because there's a monster inside of him, a bloody-minded creature he's fighting a losing battle to control. He prays to God for help knowing that, unless his prayers are answered very soon, he will go on a killing spree. A taut tale of suspense and the fantastic, that will keep you on the edge of your seat until the very last sentence.
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Monsters
- Narrated by: James Patrick Kelly
- Length: 1 hr and 17 mins
- Release date: 2007-11-23
- Language: English
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