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Mission Unstoppable
- The Genius Files, Book 1
- Written by: Dan Gutman
- Narrated by: Michael Goldstrom
- Length: 6 hrs and 8 mins
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Coke and Pepsi McDonald didn’t want to jump off a cliff. They didn't want to get hit by poisoned darts from blowguns either. And they certainly don't want to get locked in their burning school, thrown into a pit at the top of a sand dune, or drowned in a vat of liquefied Spam. But what are you supposed to do when you’re being chased across the country by your insane health teacher and two guys in bowler hats who are trying to kill you? One thing's for sure, it'll be a snap for Coke and Pep to write their essays on "How I Spent My Summer Vacation."
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Interesting
- By Angeline Gallant on 2021-11-26
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Mission Unstoppable
- The Genius Files, Book 1
- Narrated by: Michael Goldstrom
- Series: The Genius Files, Book 1
- Length: 6 hrs and 8 mins
- Release date: 2013-08-01
- Language: English
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From Texas with Love
- The Genius Files, Book 4
- Written by: Dan Gutman
- Narrated by: Michael Goldstrom
- Length: 5 hrs and 27 mins
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The wackiest road trip in history continues in book four of the New York Times best-selling Genius Files series, following twins Coke and Pepsi as they dodge villains and visit weird-but-true landmarks from Texas all the way to Roswell, New Mexico. With the real-kid humor that has earned him millions of fans around the world, and featuring all-new weird-but-true locations around America, From Texas with Love is absolutely batty!
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From Texas with love
- By Denay Peters on 2023-04-16
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From Texas with Love
- The Genius Files, Book 4
- Narrated by: Michael Goldstrom
- Series: The Genius Files, Book 4
- Length: 5 hrs and 27 mins
- Release date: 2014-01-28
- Language: English
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Never Say Genius
- The Genius Files, Book 2
- Written by: Dan Gutman
- Narrated by: Michael Goldstrom
- Length: 5 hrs and 27 mins
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Coke and Pepsi McDonald never asked to be geniuses. They never asked to get lowered into a basket of boiling french fries, either. And they certainly never asked to be frozen in soft-serve ice cream, stampeded in a wild stadium riot, or kidnapped on a high-speed roller coaster. But that's what happens when a red-haired villain named Archie Clone is chasing you across America. This just might be the most dangerous road trip in history - and the most awesome!
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alright
- By Angeline Gallant on 2022-06-29
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Never Say Genius
- The Genius Files, Book 2
- Narrated by: Michael Goldstrom
- Series: The Genius Files, Book 2
- Length: 5 hrs and 27 mins
- Release date: 2013-08-23
- Language: English
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Miss Daisy is Crazy
- My Weird School #1
- Written by: Dan Gutman
- Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
- Length: 45 mins
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Prolific and popular author Dan Gutman launches a fun new series with this tale about second-grader A.J. and the unusual school he attends. On the first day of class, A.J. tells Miss Daisy he loves football and video games but hates school. Then Miss Daisy tells him she hates school, too, and the students think their teacher just might be an impostor.
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Miss Daisy is Crazy
- My Weird School #1
- Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
- Length: 45 mins
- Release date: 2011-03-08
- Language: English
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You Only Die Twice
- The Genius Files, Book 3
- Written by: Dan Gutman
- Narrated by: Michael Goldstrom
- Length: 5 hrs and 49 mins
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Just when they think they are safe, theMcDonald twins are chased by an evil Elvis impersonator, trapped in a pool of flesh-eating soda pop, nearly pulverized in a giant shredder, and crushed in a turbo-charged carnival ride. Worst of all, no one believes them! Will they make it out alive? Will they ever find out who's really after them? All bets are off in this explosive third book in the Genius Files series.
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Great continuation of the story
- By Super Eng Chick on 2022-06-25
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You Only Die Twice
- The Genius Files, Book 3
- Narrated by: Michael Goldstrom
- Series: The Genius Files, Book 3
- Length: 5 hrs and 49 mins
- Release date: 2013-09-17
- Language: English
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Mr. Macky Is Wacky!
- My Weird School, Book 15
- Written by: Dan Gutman
- Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
- Length: 49 mins
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Mr. Macky dresses up as Abraham Lincoln to get the students at Ella Mentry School excited about their Presidents' Day oral reports.
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Mr. Macky Is Wacky!
- My Weird School, Book 15
- Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
- Length: 49 mins
- Release date: 2014-06-20
- Language: English
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Mrs. Cooney Is Loony
- My Weird School #7
- Written by: Dan Gutman
- Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
- Length: 53 mins
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Dan Gutman’s critically acclaimed children’s books have won numerous accolades, including the Booklist Editor’s Choice. In this seventh hilarious book in Gutman’s My Weird School series, A.J. still hates school, but he’s developed a giant crush on the school nurse, Mrs. Cooney. Unfortunately, a couple of A.J.’s classmates also like Mrs. Cooney - plus, she’s married. And then things get even more confusing when A.J. begins to think his crush might be an international spy.
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It’s pretty good
- By Ez on 2023-07-28
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Mrs. Cooney Is Loony
- My Weird School #7
- Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
- Length: 53 mins
- Release date: 2012-06-22
- Language: English
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Miss Holly Is Too Jolly!
- My Weird School, Book 14
- Written by: Dan Gutman
- Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
- Length: 56 mins
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Disaster reigns when A.J. participates in the school's holiday pageant celebrating Christmas, Hanukkah, and Kwanzaa.
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Miss Holly Is Too Jolly!
- My Weird School, Book 14
- Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
- Length: 56 mins
- Release date: 2014-02-04
- Language: English
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Mrs. Kormel Is Not Normal
- Written by: Dan Gutman
- Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
- Length: 45 mins
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With over one million copies of his books in print, New York Times best-selling author Dan Gutman is a hit with young readers thanks to his energetic stories tinged with uproarious humor. Mrs. Kormel Is Not Normal! introduces Ella Mentry Elementary School's zany bus driver. Mrs. Kormel has been driving everyone crazy lately, and it's up to AJ and his buddies to figure out why.
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Mrs. Kormel Is Not Normal
- Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
- Length: 45 mins
- Release date: 2013-09-03
- Language: English
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The Genius Files #5: License to Thrill
- Written by: Dan Gutman
- Narrated by: Michael Goldstrom
- Length: 5 hrs and 1 min
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Will the twins make it back home to California in one piece, or will they fall off the top of the Golden Gate Bridge? It's all coming to an end with this fifth book in the Genius Files series. You'll have to listen to believe it!
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The Genius Files #5: License to Thrill
- Narrated by: Michael Goldstrom
- Series: The Genius Files, Book 5
- Length: 5 hrs and 1 min
- Release date: 2015-01-27
- Language: English
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Ms. Todd Is Odd
- My Weird School, Book 12
- Written by: Dan Gutman
- Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
- Length: 56 mins
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Something weird is going on! A.J. and his friends are afraid that Ms. Todd, their substitute teacher, has killed their regular teacher and is trying to take over her job. They’re going to have to do the detective work to get the goods on her. But it won’t be easy! Ms. Todd is the weirdest substitute teacher in the history of the world!
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Ms. Todd Is Odd
- My Weird School, Book 12
- Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
- Length: 56 mins
- Release date: 2013-05-31
- Language: English
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My Weird School Special: 365 Days of Weird! Audio Collection
- Written by: Dan Gutman
- Narrated by: Tara Sands, Andy Paris, Maxwell Glick
- Length: 6 hrs and 49 mins
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Every day is an adventure for A. J. and the gang. Now your favorite holiday hijinks are available in a single audio collection! Summer is almost over, and you know what that means - time to head back to school! But when a tropical storm ends A.J.'s vacation earlier than expected, he and his family have to stay at Andrea's house. Ugh, disgusting! Soon after, everyone in the house starts getting cabin fever, and even back-to-school shopping won't calm the kids down. So, Andrea and A.J. are sent to Camp Ockatollyquay. The catch? It's a camp to get kids ready for school!
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When you listen to it listen good
- By Anonymous User on 2024-02-23
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My Weird School Special: 365 Days of Weird! Audio Collection
- Narrated by: Tara Sands, Andy Paris, Maxwell Glick
- Length: 6 hrs and 49 mins
- Release date: 2019-08-06
- Language: English
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Ms. Coco Is Loco
- My Weird School, Book 16
- Written by: Dan Gutman
- Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
- Length: 57 mins
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It's Poetry Month and Ms. Coco, who runs the gifted and talented program, is poetry crazy! She cries when she sees a sunset! She thinks boys should have feelings! She talks in rhyme! All the time! Will A.J.'s life ever be normal again?
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Ms. Coco Is Loco
- My Weird School, Book 16
- Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
- Length: 57 mins
- Release date: 2014-11-17
- Language: English
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Mr. Hynde Is Out of His Mind!
- My Weird School, Book 6
- Written by: Dan Gutman
- Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
- Length: 50 mins
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Kid favorite Dan Gutman returns with another installment of the beloved My Weird School series. At Ella Mentry school, the grown-ups are all a little weird in their own unique ways. The sixth installment introduces Mr. Hynde, the substitute music teacher, who thinks he's a rock-and-roll star - and he even shows up on TV!
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Mr. Hynde Is Out of His Mind!
- My Weird School, Book 6
- Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
- Length: 50 mins
- Release date: 2012-02-23
- Language: English
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Mr. Docker Is Off His Rocker
- My Weird School, Book 10
- Written by: Dan Gutman
- Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
- Length: 54 mins
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What could be weirder than a mad science teacher who invents a car that runs on potatoes and wants to take over the world? How about a bus driver who can't even "find" the weirdest school on the planet?
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Mr. Docker Is Off His Rocker
- My Weird School, Book 10
- Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
- Length: 54 mins
- Release date: 2013-03-13
- Language: English
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Dr. Carbles Is Losing His Marbles!
- My Weird School, Book 19
- Written by: Dan Gutman
- Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
- Length: 52 mins
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Forget Thanksgiving. The biggest turkey of all is running around Ella Mentry School - Dr. Carbles, the president of the school board. He is grumpier than ever and wants to fire Mr. Klutz. Will A.J. and his friends be able to save their principals job?
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Dr. Carbles Is Losing His Marbles!
- My Weird School, Book 19
- Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
- Length: 52 mins
- Release date: 2014-12-16
- Language: English
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Mrs. Roopy Is Loopy
- Written by: Dan Gutman
- Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
- Length: 47 mins
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The winner of numerous awards for children’s fiction, Dan Gutman presents the third tale from his delightfully silly My Weird School series. Second-grader A.J. thinks Mrs. Roopy, the librarian, might be the strangest teacher at his school. The students believe she keeps appearing fully dressed as characters from books, like Johnny Appleseed and Little Miss Muffet. But every time a new character surfaces, Mrs. Roopy insists she was home sick that day!
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Mrs. Roopy Is Loopy
- Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
- Length: 47 mins
- Release date: 2011-09-02
- Language: English
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Ms. Krup Cracks Me Up!
- My Weird School, Book 21
- Written by: Dan Gutman
- Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
- Length: 54 mins
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A.J. thinks that nothing can possibly be as boring as a sleepover in the natural history museum. However, anything can happen when Ms. Krup is in charge. She says the dinosaur skeletons come to life in the middle of the night. Is she right?
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Ms. Krup Cracks Me Up!
- My Weird School, Book 21
- Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
- Length: 54 mins
- Release date: 2014-12-16
- Language: English
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No More School, April Fools!
- My Weird School Special
- Written by: Dan Gutman
- Narrated by: Maxwell Glick
- Length: 1 hr and 13 mins
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A.J. and the gang are tired of Miss Banks and her constant pranks. They decide to get her back and, afterward, the principal, Mrs. Stoker, suggests a weeklong prank competition between the students and the teachers. If the kids manage to pull off a win, they’ll get a candy party! And so begins the most epic prank war that Ella Mentry School has ever seen! But can the kids outprank their teachers before the week is up?
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No More School, April Fools!
- My Weird School Special
- Narrated by: Maxwell Glick
- Length: 1 hr and 13 mins
- Release date: 2024-02-06
- Language: English
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Miss Small Is Off the Wall
- Written by: Dan Gutman
- Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
- Length: 46 mins
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Miss Small, the gym teacher, is teaching A.J., Andrea, and the gang to juggle scarves, balance feathers, and do the Chicken Dance! Is this any way to stay in shape? Whatever happened to good old dodgeball? In fact, all the grown-ups at A.J.'s school seem to have something wrong with them. What's going on here? What are A.J. and the kids in his class going to do? They've got to convince Miss Small to act her age before the end of the year! Never before has school been this mixed up -- or this much fun.
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Miss Small Is Off the Wall
- Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
- Length: 46 mins
- Release date: 2012-04-25
- Language: English
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