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With all the angst and fear of a new father, Graham needs to pull his socks up if he's going to become the father he always dreamed he would be. With all the pitfalls and worries of a new father charted, this book is for all those who have been through early parenthood, or just want to know how a man deals with all those things internally.

Sound interesting? The author thinks so too! Listen to Dabbs Double: DITD & TVIR and experience the compelling world of Dating in the Dark and The Village Idiot Reviews.

Includes two books from author Pete Sortwell, Bride and Gloom and Village Idiot Reviews....

Includes two books from author Pete Sortwell.

Sound interesting? The author thinks so too! Listen to Dabbs Double: DITD & MVIR and experience the compelling world of The Office Idiot and The Village Idiot.

Sound interesting? The author thinks so too! Listen to Dabbs Double DITD & TIOR! 

A four-book bundle! The Village Idiot Reviews - Every village has an idiot, we know that, but what if there was a village full of them? Furthermore, what if all those idiots suddenly found the joys of online shopping and started reviewing everything they bought? Well, "What if" no more. Here is The Village Idiot Reviews. Also features: More Village Idiot Reviews; The Office Idiot Reviews; and More Office Idiot Reviews.

The two books Ian read. So Low So High and Who Like Short Shorts.

More Village Idiot Reviews and More Office Idiot Reviews. 

Every office has many different characters. This one is no different. Apart from that, on top of being a group of different people, they're all idiots.

The Village Idiot Reviews -  Every village has an idiot, we know that, but what if there was a village full of them? Furthermore, what if all those idiots suddenly found the joys of online shopping and started reviewing everything they brought? The Office Idiots Reviews -  There are all sorts of idiots we have to work with every day...Hogsbottom Plugs, "the home of bath plugs" has a higher concentrate than other work places, from the MD down to the cleaner, they’re all idiots.

Not only is Graham Peterson unlucky in his choice of careers, he's also been terrible with women throughout his adult life. That changes when he meets Alison on a work night out. Unfortunately for Graham, however, things change so drastically that within a month of dating Alison, he gets the news that he's about to become a father for the first time.

In 2012 Pete Sortwell did something no one had ever done before: He wrote a book based entirely on Amazon product reviews. The book was so successful, he wrote a series. The series was so successful, he spent the next year releasing other projects he'd been working on. Now, for the first time, the stories he wrote while learning his craft are available.

This is the story of Simon Brewster's last year using class "A" drugs. Join him as he crashes his way through police cells, courtrooms, and display cabinets. One way or another, Simon will stop using drugs. But can he overcome his addictions before his addictions destroy him?

We've all seen the news over the last few years, watching in wonder and disbelief at the situations the people entrusted to run the country get themselves into and then proceed to lie their way out of. Just imagine--and this won't be hard--that they were so stupid they wrote reviews of the items that got them into or out of their latest bits of trouble and posted them online.

Join Brian as he tries to woo the girl that works in the local shop; will passing out face down in super glue while trying to make her a gift hinder his chances of getting her to go out with him? Will Father Frederick, an alcoholic vicar who has a slight issue with stalking, be able to win back a woman he loved a long time ago? Written entirely in the form of product reviews, we guarantee you've never heard a book quite like this before. Wholly original, The Village Idiot Reviews introduces the most bonkers set of countryside dwellers since The Vicar of Dibley.

Not only is Graham Peterson unlucky in his choice of careers, he's also been terrible with women throughout his adult life. That changes when he meets Alison on a work night out. Unfortunately for Graham, however, things change so drastically that within a month of dating Alison he gets the news that he's about to become a father for the first time.

Things were looking up for Graham Peterson in both his career and his love life at the end of the last book, The Diary of a Hapless Father: Months 0-3, but things were never going to stay sweet in Graham's garden for long. With his proposal to Alison refused and at risk of losing his new job before he even starts, 2013 isn't off to a good start at all. One of the only things keeping poor old Graham going is knowing that the first three terrifying months of his son Charlie's life are behind him.

Not only is Graham Peterson unlucky in his choice of careers, he's also been terrible with women throughout his adult life. That changes when he meets Alison on a work night out. Unfortunately for Graham, however, things change so drastically that within a month of dating Alison, he gets the news that he's about to become a father for the first time.

There are all sorts of idiots we have to work with every day. Every office has them. Fortunately for most of us idiots in the work place are few and far between. However, Hogsbottom Plugs, "the home of bath plugs", has a higher concentration than other work places - from the MD down to the cleaner, they're all idiots. Hear the trials and tribulations of this idiotic workforce as they explain their recent life events through reviews of things they've brought.