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    • Thank You for My Service

    • Written by: Mat Best, Ross Patterson, Nils Parker
    • Narrated by: Mat Best
    • Length: 7 hrs and 12 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      5 out of 5 stars 17
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 16
    • Story
      5 out of 5 stars 16

    Members of the military’s special operations branches share a closely guarded secret: They love their jobs. They relish the opportunity to fight. They are thankful for it, even, and hopeful that maybe they’ll get to kill a bunch of bad guys while they’re at it. You don’t necessarily need to thank them for their service - the pleasure is all theirs. In this hilarious and personal memoir, listeners ride shotgun alongside former Army Ranger and private military contractor and current social media phenomenon Mat Best, into the action and its aftermath, both abroad and at home.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • True veteran tales

    • By Amazon Customer on 2019-08-24

    Price: CDN$ 30.70

    • At Night She Cries, While He Rides His Steed

    • Written by: Ross Patterson
    • Narrated by: Ross Patterson
    • Length: 6 hrs and 23 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      5 out of 5 stars 6
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 6
    • Story
      5 out of 5 stars 6

    Saint James Street James is a tall, extremely muscular, 32-year-old man whose attributes and possessions include a mind stronger than Socrates on acid; a magnificent horse he loves more than anything in the world; a package so large that it requires a signature; a beautiful, passionate wife with a rack so perfect it belongs on a billiard table; a shit ton of children; and his own personal gold mine. His life, set in 1849 against the backdrop of the California gold rush, is one long parade of amazing sex, dynamite montages, and whiskey.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • best man book ever!

    • By Michael Taylor on 2019-03-27

    Price: CDN$ 46.30

    • When Darkness Falls, He Doesn't Catch It

    • Written by: Ross Patterson
    • Narrated by: Ross Patterson
    • Length: 6 hrs and 14 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      5 out of 5 stars 8
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 7
    • Story
      5 out of 5 stars 7

    You’re goddamn right. I’m still sitting at the same weathered wooden table in the back of Manhattan’s oldest bar where I just finished my first masterpiece, At Night She Cries, While He Rides His Steed. The second I finished it, I started writing this one. I’m now 14 beers deep, and I’ve polished off an entire eight ball of yay. The phrase “everything in moderation” applies to everything except cocaine, booze, and prostitutes.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Ross does it again

    • By Anonymous User on 2019-04-04

    Price: CDN$ 25.00

    • Seducing Shakespeare

    • Written by: Tabitha Ross, James Patterson - foreword
    • Narrated by: Ashford McNab
    • Length: 2 hrs and 58 mins
    • Unabridged
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    William Shakespeare has fallen in love - with the beautiful Marietta DiSonna. Her fiery heart has inspired his sonnets and her steady gaze, his plays. But what Shakespeare doesn't know is that all the men and women are merely players in a grand production, and even Marietta is enacting a role. That is, of course, unless Shakespeare can seduce her in return....

    Price: CDN$ 15.07