Guardians of the Apocalypse
9 books in seriesYou're Never Ready for a Zombie Apocalypse Publisher's Summary
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Book 1
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You're Never Ready for a Zombie Apocalypse
- Guardians of the Apocalypse, Book 1
- Written by: Jeff Thomson
- Narrated by: Matthew Crow
- Length: 10 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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The crew of the USCG Buoy Tender Sassafras, out of Honolulu, has embodied the Coast Guard’s motto: Always ready, in every mission, every circumstance, every crazy thing mother nature and the US government has seen fit to dump in their laps. They’ve been doing so much, with so little, for so long, they feel ready to face anything. But then, they’ve never had to face a zombie apocalypse.
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You're Never Ready for a Zombie Apocalypse
- Guardians of the Apocalypse, Book 1
- Narrated by: Matthew Crow
- Length: 10 hrs and 54 mins
- Release date: 2020-08-12
- Language: English
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Book 2
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Zombies in Paradise
- Guardians of the Apocalypse, Book 2
- Written by: Jeff Thomson
- Narrated by: Matthew Crow
- Length: 10 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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The world has fallen. Humanity seems lost. The zombies have taken over. But the crew of Sassafras and True North aren't about to just kneel down and take it.
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Zombies in Paradise
- Guardians of the Apocalypse, Book 2
- Narrated by: Matthew Crow
- Length: 10 hrs and 3 mins
- Release date: 2020-11-05
- Language: English
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Book 3
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Pirates and Zombies
- Guardians of the Apocalypse, Book 3
- Written by: Jeff Thomson
- Narrated by: Matthew Crow
- Length: 10 hrs
- Unabridged
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The Sass is back, and in more trouble than ever! Pirates and zombies, idiot officers and a world-ending apocalypse. Are they ready for it? Are you?
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Pirates and Zombies
- Guardians of the Apocalypse, Book 3
- Narrated by: Matthew Crow
- Length: 10 hrs
- Release date: 2020-12-17
- Language: English
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Book 4
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Zombies of Infamy
- Guardians of the Apocalypse, Book 4
- Written by: Jeff Thomson
- Narrated by: Matthew Crow
- Length: 13 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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They’ve faced an apocalyptic virus. They’ve had to kill members of their own crew who turned into crazed, cannibalistic would-be zombies. They’ve battled pirates and idiot officers and started the evacuation of Honolulu. But now, Jonesy, Molly, Duke, and all that remains of the US Coast Guard may have bitten off more than they can chew, as they launch into the liberation of Pearl Harbor.
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Zombies of Infamy
- Guardians of the Apocalypse, Book 4
- Narrated by: Matthew Crow
- Length: 13 hrs and 23 mins
- Release date: 2021-03-26
- Language: English
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Book 5
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Zombies Don't Surf
- Guardians of the Apocalypse, Book 5
- Written by: Jeff Thomson
- Narrated by: Matthew Crow
- Length: 5 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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The crew of the Sass is back and up to their eyeballs in zombies. Join Jonesy, Molly, Duke, and all the rest as they take on their latest nightmare: the training of new recruits.
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Zombies Don't Surf
- Guardians of the Apocalypse, Book 5
- Narrated by: Matthew Crow
- Length: 5 hrs and 37 mins
- Release date: 2021-06-10
- Language: English
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Book 6
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Apocalypse, Zombie
- Guardians of the Apocalypse, Book 6
- Written by: Jeff Thomson
- Narrated by: Matthew Crow
- Length: 4 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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The training continues. So do the missions, and now Jonesy and Molly and Duke need to run on a razor’s edge to save the world - preferably without killing their new recruits.
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Apocalypse, Zombie
- Guardians of the Apocalypse, Book 6
- Narrated by: Matthew Crow
- Length: 4 hrs and 58 mins
- Release date: 2021-08-20
- Language: English
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Book 7
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The Smell of Zombies in the Morning
- Guardians of the Apocalypse, Book 7
- Written by: Jeff Thomson
- Narrated by: Matthew Crow
- Length: 4 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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More training, more zombies, more death, and a new enemy. Join the crew of the Sassafras and hang on for the ride!
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The Smell of Zombies in the Morning
- Guardians of the Apocalypse, Book 7
- Narrated by: Matthew Crow
- Length: 4 hrs and 52 mins
- Release date: 2022-04-04
- Language: English
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Book 8
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Zombie Heart of Darkness
- Guardians of the Apocalypse, Book 8
- Written by: Jeff Thomson
- Narrated by: Matthew Crow
- Length: 4 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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There’s a storm brewing, and it's going to be a bad one, but for the crew of the Sassafras it could be the least of their worries. Their old nemeses, Murphy and his Law, are wide awake and ready to serve up a heaping helping of trouble. So grab your kukri machetes and hold on tight as you enter the Zombie Heart of Darkness.
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Zombie Heart of Darkness
- Guardians of the Apocalypse, Book 8
- Narrated by: Matthew Crow
- Length: 4 hrs and 38 mins
- Release date: 2022-06-02
- Language: English
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Book 9
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Full Metal Zombie
- Guardians of the Apocalypse, Book 9
- Written by: Jeff Thomson
- Narrated by: Matthew Crow
- Length: 6 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
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It has all come down to the final two weeks of basic training. All they need to do in order to become full-fledged members of the United States Coast Guard is live long enough to graduate.
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Full Metal Zombie
- Guardians of the Apocalypse, Book 9
- Narrated by: Matthew Crow
- Length: 6 hrs and 25 mins
- Release date: 2023-01-19
- Language: English
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