Jeff Thomson

The world has fallen. Humanity seems lost. The zombies have taken over. But the crew of Sassafras and True North aren't about to just kneel down and take it....

The crew of the USCG Buoy Tender Sassafras, out of Honolulu, has embodied the Coast Guard’s motto: Always ready, in every mission, every circumstance, every crazy thing mother nature and the US government has seen fit to dump in their laps. They’ve been doing so much, with so little, for so...

What do a bunch of Nazis, a revenge-crazed ghost, and a rolling hot dog have in common? Maybe nothing. Maybe everything. At the very least, it's clear the city is in for senseless slaughter....

The first chapter of the Guardians of the Apocalypse saga (audiobooks one though four) chronicled the desperate opening weeks of the zombie plague as the crews of the Sass, True North, and Polar Star struggled for survival. The second chapter (audiobooks five though eight) have followed the...

Horatio Nightingale, private eye, necromancer, pain in Detective Sergeant Jenn Amato’s backside, has a ghost problem. It’s driving him slowly insane....

From the warped mind who brought you Zombies Don’t Surf and the rest of the Guardians of the Apocalypse saga comes a twisted tale of blood and death and magic in a mythical place called The City....

There’s a storm brewing, and it's going to be a bad one, but for the crew of the Sassafras it could be the least of their worries. Their old nemeses, Murphy and his Law, are wide awake and ready to serve up a heaping helping of trouble. So grab your kukri machetes and hold on tight as you...

The training continues. So do the missions, and now Jonesy and Molly and Duke need to run on a razor’s edge to save the world - preferably without killing their new recruits...

The crew of the Sass is back and up to their eyeballs in zombies. Join Jonesy, Molly, Duke, and all the rest as they take on their latest nightmare: the training of new recruits....

Lock up your political correctness and join in the fun of a movie within a movie, within a novel, wrapped in a blood-soaked blanket of senselessly gratuitous nudity and violence....

The explosive conclusion to the Guardians of the Apocalypse saga. They’ve faced an apocalyptic virus. They’ve had to kill members of their own crew who turned into crazed, cannibalistic would-be zombies. They’ve battled pirates and idiot officers and started the evacuation of Honolulu. But...

The Sass is back, and in more trouble than ever! Pirates and zombies, idiot officers and a world-ending apocalypse. Are they ready for it? Are you?...

The Yellowstone Supervolcano has erupted. America has been brought to its knees. Now one small Oregon community must crawl its way out of the rubble as social order begins to disintegrate....

One hundred and fifty years ago, a deal was made, giving prosperity to a small mining town. Tonight, the bill comes due. If you’re screaming, it’s already too late....

The Monster Under the Ground at Yellowstone has been biding its time and building Pressure for 640,000 years. The US is now more divided than at any time in its history, since the Civil War....

More training, more zombies, more death, and a new enemy....