"How can you shoot a guy taking a dump? I mean, seriously, that's sacred"

Episode 124 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 2008 Korean insulting, double crossing, cop snitching classic Street Kings. Ryan and Mark talk about how overrated cake is, the Superbowl and whether Keanu belongs on the Mount Rushmore of action stars.

Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film.

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Please leave a 5 star rating and review if you have enjoyed and recommend us to anyone you think might enjoy the pod.

The Absolute Cuts soundtrack can be found here :

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You can also find both Nelson and Cullen at the various places below -

Mark Links

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"It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again"

Episode 123 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1991 liver eating, jizz flinging, Buffalo Billing classic The Silence Of The Lambs. Ryan and Mark talk about Epstein island photographers, sleeping in an airport and why this film makes Jodie Foster out to be the sexiest woman alive.

Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film.

Email : absolutecutspodcast@hotmail.com

You can follow the podcast on social media here -

Twitter : @AbsoluteCuts

Instagram : @AbsoluteCutsPod

Please leave a 5 star rating and review if you have enjoyed and recommend us to anyone you think might enjoy the pod.

The Absolute Cuts soundtrack can be found here :

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7y4PQxrbJk7PJLz3IJKIot?si=1d999a719b17409b

You can also find both Nelson and Cullen at the various places below -

Mark Links

LIQUID GOLD Tour 2025/26 Tickets https://linktr.ee/marknelsoncomic

BBC SPECIAL https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m0026gr4/mark-nelson-live-from-dumfries

Twitter : @marknelsoncomic

Instagram : @marknelsoncomic

Facebook : MarkNelsonComic

Youtube : Mark Nelson - YouTube

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Ryan Links

NEW SPECIAL https://youtu.be/_EIdRCFlCqk?si=jyznUrONsrcgfztP

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"You can't handle the truth"

Episode 122 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1992 Code Red-ing, softball bat thinking, Guantanamo Bay-ing, classic A Few Good Men. Ryan and Mark talk about smelling your clothes, Netflix almost broadcasting a snuff film and whether murdering a Marine is ever okay.

Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film.

Email : absolutecutspodcast@hotmail.com

You can follow the podcast on social media here -

Twitter : @AbsoluteCuts

Instagram : @AbsoluteCutsPod

Please leave a 5 star rating and review if you have enjoyed and recommend us to anyone you think might enjoy the pod.

The Absolute Cuts soundtrack can be found here :

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7y4PQxrbJk7PJLz3IJKIot?si=1d999a719b17409b

You can also find both Nelson and Cullen at the various places below -

Mark Links

LIQUID GOLD Tour 2025/26 Tickets and FRINGE SHOW tickets https://linktr.ee/marknelsoncomic

BBC SPECIAL https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m0026gr4/mark-nelson-live-from-dumfries

Twitter : @marknelsoncomic

Instagram : @marknelsoncomic

Facebook : MarkNelsonComic

Youtube : Mark Nelson - YouTube

LINKTREE : marknelsoncomic | Instagram, Facebook | Linktree

Ryan Links

NEW SPECIAL https://youtu.be/_EIdRCFlCqk?si=jyznUrONsrcgfztP

Twitter : @RyanCullen90

Instagram : @ryancullen90

Tik Tok : @ryancullencomedy

Tour Tickets : https://linktr.ee/ryancullen90

Bookings : ryancullen90 | Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, TikTok | Linktree