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  • Absolute Cuts #114 - JARHEAD

    Absolute Cuts #114 - JARHEAD
    Nov 17 2025

    "Hey, look! It's a cock, but smaller"

    Episode 114 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 2005 pink misting, Deer Hunter viewing, bored in the deserting classic Jarhead.

    Mark and Ryan talk about how Nelson's tour is going, argue over who is the most handsome actor and the funniest way to die on D Day.

    Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film.

    Email : absolutecutspodcast@hotmail.com

    You can follow the podcast on social media here -

    Twitter : @AbsoluteCuts

    Instagram : @AbsoluteCutsPod

    Please leave a 5 star rating and review if you have enjoyed and recommend us to anyone you think might enjoy the pod.

    The Absolute Cuts soundtrack can be found here :

    https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7y4PQxrbJk7PJLz3IJKIot?si=1d999a719b17409b

    You can also find both Nelson and Cullen at the various places below -

    Mark Links

    LIQUID GOLD Tour 2025/26 Tickets and FRINGE SHOW tickets https://linktr.ee/marknelsoncomic

    BBC SPECIAL https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m0026gr4/mark-nelson-live-from-dumfries

    Twitter : @marknelsoncomic

    Instagram : @marknelsoncomic

    Facebook : MarkNelsonComic

    Youtube : Mark Nelson - YouTube

    LINKTREE : marknelsoncomic | Instagram, Facebook | Linktree

    Ryan Links

    NEW SPECIAL https://youtu.be/_EIdRCFlCqk?si=jyznUrONsrcgfztP

    Twitter : @RyanCullen90

    Instagram : @ryancullen90

    Tik Tok : @ryancullencomedy

    Tour Tickets : https://linktr.ee/ryancullen90

    Bookings : ryancullen90 | Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, TikTok | Linktree
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    2 h et 7 min
  • Absolute Cuts #113 - THE GODFATHER

    Absolute Cuts #113 - THE GODFATHER
    Nov 11 2025

    "I'll make him an offer he can't refuse."

    Episode 113 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1972 horse heading, tollbooth massacring, connoli taking classic The Godfather. Ryan and Mark discuss Christmas ads, Lily Allen and the size of Sonny Corleone's dong.

    Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film.

    Email : absolutecutspodcast@hotmail.com

    You can follow the podcast on social media here -

    Twitter : @AbsoluteCuts

    Instagram : @AbsoluteCutsPod

    Please leave a 5 star rating and review if you have enjoyed and recommend us to anyone you think might enjoy the pod.

    The Absolute Cuts soundtrack can be found here :

    https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7y4PQxrbJk7PJLz3IJKIot?si=1d999a719b17409b

    You can also find both Nelson and Cullen at the various places below -

    Mark Links

    LIQUID GOLD Tour 2025/26 Tickets and FRINGE SHOW tickets https://linktr.ee/marknelsoncomic

    BBC SPECIAL https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m0026gr4/mark-nelson-live-from-dumfries

    Twitter : @marknelsoncomic

    Instagram : @marknelsoncomic

    Facebook : MarkNelsonComic

    Youtube : Mark Nelson - YouTube

    LINKTREE : marknelsoncomic | Instagram, Facebook | Linktree

    Ryan Links

    NEW SPECIAL https://youtu.be/_EIdRCFlCqk?si=jyznUrONsrcgfztP

    Twitter : @RyanCullen90

    Instagram : @ryancullen90

    Tik Tok : @ryancullencomedy

    Tour Tickets : https://linktr.ee/ryancullen90

    Bookings : ryancullen90 | Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, TikTok | Linktree
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    1 h et 58 min
  • Absolute Cuts #112 - THE OTHER GUYS

    Absolute Cuts #112 - THE OTHER GUYS
    Nov 5 2025

    "I am a peacock, you gotta let me fly"

    Episode 112 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 2010 TLC quoting, Gator pimping, Dirty Mike and The Boys-ing classic The Other Guys. Ryan and Mark discuss first getting Sky TV, where we rank in ugly podcasters and the comedy genius of Michael Keaton.

    Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film.

    Email : absolutecutspodcast@hotmail.com

    You can follow the podcast on social media here -

    Twitter : @AbsoluteCuts

    Instagram : @AbsoluteCutsPod

    Please leave a 5 star rating and review if you have enjoyed and recommend us to anyone you think might enjoy the pod.

    The Absolute Cuts soundtrack can be found here :

    https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7y4PQxrbJk7PJLz3IJKIot?si=1d999a719b17409b

    You can also find both Nelson and Cullen at the various places below -

    Mark Links

    LIQUID GOLD Tour 2025/26 Tickets and FRINGE SHOW tickets https://linktr.ee/marknelsoncomic

    BBC SPECIAL https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m0026gr4/mark-nelson-live-from-dumfries

    Twitter : @marknelsoncomic

    Instagram : @marknelsoncomic

    Facebook : MarkNelsonComic

    Youtube : Mark Nelson - YouTube

    LINKTREE : marknelsoncomic | Instagram, Facebook | Linktree

    Ryan Links

    NEW SPECIAL https://youtu.be/_EIdRCFlCqk?si=jyznUrONsrcgfztP

    Twitter : @RyanCullen90

    Instagram : @ryancullen90

    Tik Tok : @ryancullencomedy

    Tour Tickets : https://linktr.ee/ryancullen90

    Bookings : ryancullen90 | Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, TikTok | Linktree
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    1 h et 22 min
  • Absolute Cuts #111 - THE EXORCIST (HALLOWEEN SPECIAL)

    Absolute Cuts #111 - THE EXORCIST (HALLOWEEN SPECIAL)
    Oct 29 2025

    "The power of Christ compels you"

    Episode 111 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1973 head spinning, pea soup vomiting, Mother sucks cocks in hell-ing classic The Exorcist. Ryan and Mark discuss their Halloween costumes, misogyny in the car and why we love big Pazuzu.

    Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film.

    Email : absolutecutspodcast@hotmail.com

    You can follow the podcast on social media here -

    Twitter : @AbsoluteCuts

    Instagram : @AbsoluteCutsPod

    Please leave a 5 star rating and review if you have enjoyed and recommend us to anyone you think might enjoy the pod.

    The Absolute Cuts soundtrack can be found here :

    https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7y4PQxrbJk7PJLz3IJKIot?si=1d999a719b17409b

    You can also find both Nelson and Cullen at the various places below -

    Mark Links

    LIQUID GOLD Tour 2025/26 Tickets and FRINGE SHOW tickets https://linktr.ee/marknelsoncomic

    BBC SPECIAL https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m0026gr4/mark-nelson-live-from-dumfries

    Twitter : @marknelsoncomic

    Instagram : @marknelsoncomic

    Facebook : MarkNelsonComic

    Youtube : Mark Nelson - YouTube

    LINKTREE : marknelsoncomic | Instagram, Facebook | Linktree

    Ryan Links

    NEW SPECIAL https://youtu.be/_EIdRCFlCqk?si=jyznUrONsrcgfztP

    Twitter : @RyanCullen90

    Instagram : @ryancullen90

    Tik Tok : @ryancullencomedy

    Tour Tickets : https://linktr.ee/ryancullen90

    Bookings : ryancullen90 | Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, TikTok | Linktree
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    1 h et 21 min
  • Absolute Cuts #110 - THE RITUAL (HALLOWEEN SPECIAL)

    Absolute Cuts #110 - THE RITUAL (HALLOWEEN SPECIAL)
    Oct 22 2025

    "My old scoutmaster used to say 'If the shortcut was a shortcut, it wouldn't be called a shortcut, it would be called a route"

    Episode 110 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 2017 off license murdering, Swedish hiking, sacrifice to a massive goating classic The Ritual. Ryan and Mark discuss why men like each other more than women, the neediness of Gods and Nelson gives his theory on what life is.

    Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film.

    Email : absolutecutspodcast@hotmail.com

    You can follow the podcast on social media here -

    Twitter : @AbsoluteCuts

    Instagram : @AbsoluteCutsPod

    Please leave a 5 star rating and review if you have enjoyed and recommend us to anyone you think might enjoy the pod.

    The Absolute Cuts soundtrack can be found here :

    https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7y4PQxrbJk7PJLz3IJKIot?si=1d999a719b17409b

    You can also find both Nelson and Cullen at the various places below -

    Mark Links

    LIQUID GOLD Tour 2025/26 Tickets and FRINGE SHOW tickets https://linktr.ee/marknelsoncomic

    BBC SPECIAL https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m0026gr4/mark-nelson-live-from-dumfries

    Twitter : @marknelsoncomic

    Instagram : @marknelsoncomic

    Facebook : MarkNelsonComic

    Youtube : Mark Nelson - YouTube

    LINKTREE : marknelsoncomic | Instagram, Facebook | Linktree

    Ryan Links

    NEW SPECIAL https://youtu.be/_EIdRCFlCqk?si=jyznUrONsrcgfztP

    Twitter : @RyanCullen90

    Instagram : @ryancullen90

    Tik Tok : @ryancullencomedy

    Tour Tickets : https://linktr.ee/ryancullen90

    Bookings : ryancullen90 | Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, TikTok | Linktree
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    1 h et 33 min
  • Absolute Cuts #109 - ROCKY

    Absolute Cuts #109 - ROCKY
    Oct 13 2025

    "Aaaaaaaddddddddrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiaaaaaaaannnnnnnn"

    Episode 109 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1976 meat pounding, stair running, Italian Stallioning classic Rocky. Ryan and Mark discuss online trolls, Chat GPTs writing us some jokes and the morals of allowing someone with learning difficulties take on a world title fight.

    Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film.

    Email : absolutecutspodcast@hotmail.com

    You can follow the podcast on social media here -

    Twitter : @AbsoluteCuts

    Instagram : @AbsoluteCutsPod

    Please leave a 5 star rating and review if you have enjoyed and recommend us to anyone you think might enjoy the pod.

    The Absolute Cuts soundtrack can be found here :

    https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7y4PQxrbJk7PJLz3IJKIot?si=1d999a719b17409b

    You can also find both Nelson and Cullen at the various places below -

    Mark Links

    LIQUID GOLD Tour 2025/26 Tickets and FRINGE SHOW tickets https://linktr.ee/marknelsoncomic

    BBC SPECIAL https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m0026gr4/mark-nelson-live-from-dumfries

    Twitter : @marknelsoncomic

    Instagram : @marknelsoncomic

    Facebook : MarkNelsonComic

    Youtube : Mark Nelson - YouTube

    LINKTREE : marknelsoncomic | Instagram, Facebook | Linktree

    Ryan Links

    NEW SPECIAL https://youtu.be/_EIdRCFlCqk?si=jyznUrONsrcgfztP

    Twitter : @RyanCullen90

    Instagram : @ryancullen90

    Tik Tok : @ryancullencomedy

    Tour Tickets : https://linktr.ee/ryancullen90

    Bookings : ryancullen90 | Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, TikTok | Linktree
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    1 h et 24 min
  • Absolute Cuts #108 - FOUR LIONS

    Absolute Cuts #108 - FOUR LIONS
    Oct 6 2025

    "Rubber dinghy rapids bro."

    Episode 108 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 2010 bleach buying, crow exploding, Dancing In The Moonlighting classic Four Lions. Ryan and Mark discuss taking photos at Auschwitz, Donald Trump impressions and why this is the darkest comedy you will see.

    Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film.

    Email : absolutecutspodcast@hotmail.com

    You can follow the podcast on social media here -

    Twitter : @AbsoluteCuts

    Instagram : @AbsoluteCutsPod

    Please leave a 5 star rating and review if you have enjoyed and recommend us to anyone you think might enjoy the pod.

    The Absolute Cuts soundtrack can be found here :

    https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7y4PQxrbJk7PJLz3IJKIot?si=1d999a719b17409b

    You can also find both Nelson and Cullen at the various places below -

    Mark Links

    LIQUID GOLD Tour 2025/26 Tickets and FRINGE SHOW tickets https://linktr.ee/marknelsoncomic

    BBC SPECIAL https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m0026gr4/mark-nelson-live-from-dumfries

    Twitter : @marknelsoncomic

    Instagram : @marknelsoncomic

    Facebook : MarkNelsonComic

    Youtube : Mark Nelson - YouTube

    LINKTREE : marknelsoncomic | Instagram, Facebook | Linktree

    Ryan Links

    NEW SPECIAL https://youtu.be/_EIdRCFlCqk?si=jyznUrONsrcgfztP

    Twitter : @RyanCullen90

    Instagram : @ryancullen90

    Tik Tok : @ryancullencomedy

    Tour Tickets : https://linktr.ee/ryancullen90

    Bookings : ryancullen90 | Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, TikTok | Linktree
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    1 h et 16 min
  • Absolute Cuts #107 - INDECENT PROPOSAL

    Absolute Cuts #107 - INDECENT PROPOSAL
    Sep 25 2025

    "Would you mind lending me your wife?"

    Episode 107 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1993 old man pumping, brick metaphoring, hippo auctioning classic Indecent Proposal. Ryan and Mark discuss memorials, dirty talk in bed and ask why the fuck Billy Connolly is in this film.

    Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film.

    Email : absolutecutspodcast@hotmail.com

    You can follow the podcast on social media here -

    Twitter : @AbsoluteCuts

    Instagram : @AbsoluteCutsPod

    Please leave a 5 star rating and review if you have enjoyed and recommend us to anyone you think might enjoy the pod.

    The Absolute Cuts soundtrack can be found here :

    https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7y4PQxrbJk7PJLz3IJKIot?si=1d999a719b17409b

    You can also find both Nelson and Cullen at the various places below -

    Mark Links

    LIQUID GOLD Tour 2025/26 Tickets and FRINGE SHOW tickets https://linktr.ee/marknelsoncomic

    BBC SPECIAL https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m0026gr4/mark-nelson-live-from-dumfries

    Twitter : @marknelsoncomic

    Instagram : @marknelsoncomic

    Facebook : MarkNelsonComic

    Youtube : Mark Nelson - YouTube

    LINKTREE : marknelsoncomic | Instagram, Facebook | Linktree

    Ryan Links

    NEW SPECIAL https://youtu.be/_EIdRCFlCqk?si=jyznUrONsrcgfztP

    Twitter : @RyanCullen90

    Instagram : @ryancullen90

    Tik Tok : @ryancullencomedy

    Tour Tickets : https://linktr.ee/ryancullen90

    Bookings : ryancullen90 | Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, TikTok | Linktree
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    1 h et 42 min