What do you think happens when you die? Do you come back as an ape?

What's the most comprehensive method of measuring dick and balls?

Is The Rizzler actually an adult man?

All the answers to these questions and more can be found in Dianetics

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That's right, Ape Mania is back with your two favorite hosts Jacob Jackman and Levi Cooper!

Featuring fan favorite segments such as

Levi's Google Reviews

Levi's Gaming Corner

Levi's Cryptid Corner

Ape News

And more!

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Hey apeists. After this one we gonna take a bit of a break. Dylan having a fricken baby and stuff.

Maybe Jacob continues to pod on his own or maybe I step in for a bit as co-host. Yeah that's right we've had a producer this whole time and i've been writing the blurbs. Bet you didn't realise that. No one ever fucking reads this shit anyway so I guess i'll just go fuck myself in my beautiful tight asshole.

Anyways. Who gives a shit.

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I am absent from this episode becuase I was very sick. Yes.. out of all my holes. and all the pipes as well. We're talking blood, shit. piss. cum. spit. vomit. piss again. snot. earwasx all of it just pouring out of me onto the sand in the pit i was playing in. Everyone's sick of me already.

Anyway Jacobs records a lovely commentary for our very first episode with Fabio.

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guys. this one is so good

we took a visual medium (let's play videos) and turned it into an audio format.

Now you get all the fun of listening to someone stumble through an old jank ass game without the annoying part of seeing the screen on understanding any of the context behind what the person is saying.

anyeway enjoy

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Fuck you, fuck this.

If you're reading this watch out because i'm driving at 100k/ph right into your fat pussy

oof

sexual style

I guess we talk about some shit on here. I don't remmeber really.

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Hey, what's up everybody. Who's keen on some fucking ape shit.

We have the lovely Noah Holland on the pod today. and we chat about cursed paitning. the minecraft movie. Chicken jockey and hitler a whole bunch. I blame jake for that one.

Hey if you like this pod. Why don't you go fuck yourself idiot.

Check out noah's instagram here to find out when he's playing next

https://www.instagram.com/noahhholland/

Playing?

Dunno.

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God I hope this is listenable,

Me and Jacob went to the zoo and had a lot of fun. The audio is fucked but that's life on the road i guess.

Anyway if you like this send me $50 so we can go again.

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