Text Ur Topics BDs!! Yo Mama is here!!

Straight Women Don’t Peg is a rant-disguised-as-a-public-service-announcement about how some men outsource their sexual identity crises to women and then call it “open-minded.” It argues that a lot of so-called adventurous requests aren’t about intimacy or curiosity—they’re about avoiding self-interrogation while demanding emotional labor in lingerie. The episode draws a bright line between consensual kink and pressuring your straight girlfriend to audition for a role she never applied for, with jokes sharp enough to leave a mark.

The underlying idea is simple and mildly heretical:
sexual compatibility includes respecting what someone genuinely wants—not turning them into a prop for your unresolved questions and then acting shocked when they decline.

This isn’t kink discourse. It’s a boundary check.

Music by Nathan Wills.

Text Ur Topics BDs!! Yo Mama is here!!

This is a confessional with boundaries. In this milestone episode, Yo Mamma lays out ten parts of her life that people feel entitled to question, interpret, or demand explanations for—and why that entitlement had to end.

From abortions and miscarriages to marriages, estrangement, lost friendships, career detours, trauma, and survival choices, this is story time without self-defense. Not everything that happens to a woman is a lesson, a failure, or a cautionary tale. Some things just are.

Music by Nathan Wills

Text Ur Topics BDs!! Yo Mama is here!!

This week, your mama is not hating — she’s offering perspective.

In Episode 9 of Bitch Don’t Be Dumb, we talk about wealth, value, and the obscene performance of excess in a world where regular people are worried about rent, food, and survival. From billionaires parading 100 carats of diamonds on red carpets to the media machine that normalizes inequality and calls dissent “jealousy,” this episode pulls apart the lie that status equals worth.

We get into diamonds, private jets, celebrity culture, and why being uncomfortable with what’s shoved in your face doesn’t make you a hater — it makes you awake. We talk about illusion vs. value, money vs. meaning, and why soul, freedom, and connection matter more than anything money can buy.

Raw, angry, funny, and unapologetic — this episode is a reminder that you’re not crazy for seeing through it, and you don’t need to sparkle to matter.

Fuck your diamonds.
Don’t drop it. Don’t stop it.
Bitch, don’t be dumb.