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Straight Women Don’t Peg is a rant-disguised-as-a-public-service-announcement about how some men outsource their sexual identity crises to women and then call it “open-minded.” It argues that a lot of so-called adventurous requests aren’t about intimacy or curiosity—they’re about avoiding self-interrogation while demanding emotional labor in lingerie. The episode draws a bright line between consensual kink and pressuring your straight girlfriend to audition for a role she never applied for, with jokes sharp enough to leave a mark.

The underlying idea is simple and mildly heretical:
sexual compatibility includes respecting what someone genuinely wants—not turning them into a prop for your unresolved questions and then acting shocked when they decline.

This isn’t kink discourse. It’s a boundary check.

Music by Nathan Wills.

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This is a confessional with boundaries. In this milestone episode, Yo Mamma lays out ten parts of her life that people feel entitled to question, interpret, or demand explanations for—and why that entitlement had to end.

From abortions and miscarriages to marriages, estrangement, lost friendships, career detours, trauma, and survival choices, this is story time without self-defense. Not everything that happens to a woman is a lesson, a failure, or a cautionary tale. Some things just are.

Music by Nathan Wills

Text Ur Topics BDs!! Yo Mama is here!!

This week, your mama is not hating — she’s offering perspective.

In Episode 9 of Bitch Don’t Be Dumb, we talk about wealth, value, and the obscene performance of excess in a world where regular people are worried about rent, food, and survival. From billionaires parading 100 carats of diamonds on red carpets to the media machine that normalizes inequality and calls dissent “jealousy,” this episode pulls apart the lie that status equals worth.

We get into diamonds, private jets, celebrity culture, and why being uncomfortable with what’s shoved in your face doesn’t make you a hater — it makes you awake. We talk about illusion vs. value, money vs. meaning, and why soul, freedom, and connection matter more than anything money can buy.

Raw, angry, funny, and unapologetic — this episode is a reminder that you’re not crazy for seeing through it, and you don’t need to sparkle to matter.

Fuck your diamonds.
Don’t drop it. Don’t stop it.
Bitch, don’t be dumb.

Text Ur Topics BDs!! Yo Mama is here!!

Welcome to Episode Eight of Bitch, Don’t Be Dumb. First episode of 2026 and Yo Mamma is not easing anyone in.

This one’s for the women in “trust-based” monogamy with a man who still guards his phone like it’s Fort Knox. Let’s be clear: casual sex has different rules. Tinder dick? Club dick? Nobody needs your passcode. But the second a man wants to claim you—call it a relationship, monogamy, “that’s my girl,” “that’s my pussy”—the phone becomes part of the deal.

No password? No pussy.
Locked phone? Locked legs.

This episode tears into modern dating bullshit, fake privacy, burner apps, Snapchat dirtbags, and the way women are trained to hand over their bodies while men stay conveniently encrypted. Yo Mamma gets personal—four husbands deep, receipts included—and breaks down why transparency isn’t jealousy, it’s parity.

If your man says “you should trust me” while clutching his phone, that’s not trust—that’s a warning label. Monogamy without access isn’t monogamy. It’s a scam with better PR.

Passwords first. Pussy second.
Or go love your phone.

Music by Nathan Wills.

Text Ur Topics BDs!! Yo Mama is here!!

In this episode, Yo Mama tells the truth nobody in a hiring meeting is brave enough to say out loud: merit is cute, but lineage pays the rent. We’re talking last names, legacy admits, family group chats, and the magical way certain people keep landing on their feet no matter how hard they fall. This isn’t a rant from the bitter seats — it’s an observational comedy about how “hard work” somehow runs in families with vacation homes. If you’ve ever watched mediocrity get fast-tracked while you were told to network harder, smile more, or wait your turn, Yo Mama sees you. Pull up a chair.

Music by Nathan Wills.

Text Ur Topics BDs!! Yo Mama is here!!

Burkas Are Fucked is a no-apologies rant about control disguised as “culture.” Yo Mamma goes straight for the lie at the center of modesty politics—when women’s bodies are treated as problems to be covered, managed, and erased. This episode calls out forced modesty, fake feminism, and the way religion and patriarchy team up to police women while pretending it’s protection. It’s blunt, uncomfortable, and very much not here to be polite. If you’re tired of watching women bend while men stay free, this one’s for you.

Music by Nathan Wills.

Text Ur Topics BDs!! Yo Mama is here!!

Not everything needs to be normalized.
Some things need to be quietly declined.

This week on Bitch Don’t Be Dumb, Yo Mamma takes aim at the internet’s favorite trick: repackaging sexual pressure as “empowerment.” Women are told by too many influencers that if we don’t want to do everything, we’re repressed, insecure, or doing feminism wrong.

Spoiler: that’s bullshit.

This episode is about consent, coercion, and why “sex positivity” has somehow turned into a hostage situation — especially for women. You’re allowed to have boundaries. You’re allowed to say no. And you’re definitely allowed to not eat ass just to seem cool, evolved, or chill.

Blunt takes. No pearl-clutching. Zero apologies.

Don’t drop it. Don’t stop it.
BDs, this one’s for you.

Music by Nathan Wills.

Text Ur Topics BDs!! Yo Mama is here!!

Yo Mamma delivers the public health announcement nobody else has the guts to make. This week is all about daily masturbation: not for men, not for sex, but for your hormones, your sanity, and your standards.

Yo Mamma talks meat beating like you need to hear. She shares her early days of flap clapping in the shower; the truth about penis-shaped vibrators; and why your clit should tingle at least every 24 hours, for your health.

If men can clear their pipes daily without shame, women can absolutely claim their clam. Consider this your practical manual for self-regulation, hormone literacy, and keeping mediocre partners far away from your bed.

A clarity sermon disguised as filth.
A wellness guide disguised as comedy.
A self-ownership episode you won’t forget.

Music by Nathan Wills.