Yo Mamma delivers the public health announcement nobody else has the guts to make. This week is all about daily masturbation: not for men, not for sex, but for your hormones, your sanity, and your standards.

Yo Mamma talks meat beating like you need to hear. She shares her early days of flap clapping in the shower; the truth about penis-shaped vibrators; and why your clit should tingle at least every 24 hours, for your health.

If men can clear their pipes daily without shame, women can absolutely claim their clam. Consider this your practical manual for self-regulation, hormone literacy, and keeping mediocre partners far away from your bed.

A clarity sermon disguised as filth.
A wellness guide disguised as comedy.
A self-ownership episode you won’t forget.

In this episode, Yo Mamma unpacks the pressure women feel around fertility — the timelines, the scare tactics, the “your clock is ticking” messaging, and the idea that you’re somehow behind if your life didn’t follow a perfect script.
She breaks down why fertility isn’t a straight line and why the journey can still unfold for you after the very real things women go through: abortions, miscarriages, breakups, and all the unexpected turns life delivers.

Yo Mamma also gets deep on your spiritual purpose — why you’re here, what you’re learning, and how living your karma shapes the timing of everything in your life, including the things you can’t force.

This episode reminds women that their bodies aren’t running out of worth, their futures aren’t closing in, and their eggs are absolutely not rotten.
It’s a grounded, honest conversation about letting go of fear-based narratives and trusting that your life — and your timeline — are allowed to unfold in ways the media never talks about.

In this episode of Bitch Don’t Be Dumb, Yo Mamma breaks down the modern “get money fast” pressure aimed at young women. With humor and straight talk, she reminds girls that their worth isn’t measured in likes, cash, or how much skin they show online.

She dives into why the internet keeps pushing the idea that attention equals income, how that traps people into performing instead of living, and why you never need to trade your self-respect for someone else’s validation.

No lectures, no shaming — just a reality check: you don’t owe the internet your body, your energy, or your innocence.And you definitely don’t need a “daddy” to fund your life. You can build your own lane, your own money, and your own boundaries — fully clothed and fully in control.

Welcome to the inaugural episode of Bitch Don’t Be Dumb — BDBD.

We’re starting big: women are not men.
Not in biology, not in sport, not in reality.
And pretending otherwise? That’s how everyone ends up dumber, louder, and way more confused than the topic ever required.

In this episode, Yo Mamma breaks down why the Olympic committee finally made a decision rooted in physics instead of feelings, why women’s categories actually matter, and why protecting fairness isn’t hate — it’s homework.

No crying. No chaos. No political theater.
Just straight, sharp truth with bite… and a slice of lime.