Get ready for a full blown Chris-tastrophe, because it’s a battle of the beefcakes as Jed and Kraig argue over which Chris is the Chrisiest: Pratt or Hemsworth. Jed stumbles out of the gate, unable to name more than two of Pratt’s roles, but still insists he’s the ultimate every man who can tame raptors by day and crush Pawnee burgers by night. But Kraig isn’t having it, scoffing that “Pratt Brat” Jed is just blinded by Star-Lord sparkle, while he puts all his faith in his homeboy “Hemi”, citing his "documentary Invincible" as undeniable proof of his superiority, only for Jed and moderator Kirk to eventually reveal that Kraig has his show titles mixed up. As Kraig fumbles through his notes like he’s trying to open a PDF with Thor's hammer, chaos erupts. Jed accuses Hemsworth of being a beautiful empty-headed brute, and Kraig calls Pratt a golden retriever with abs. Confusion, delusion, and Chris-mas cheer collide on this episode of Mass Debate!

Get ready to beat it into the ring, because this week on Mass Debate, Jed and Kirk square off over a heavyweight hypothetical: Who would win in a physical fight between Young Michael Jackson or Old Prince? Jed throws the first jab, backing Jackson 5–era Michael as a wiry survivor with iron lungs, faster feet, and years of trauma-fueled stamina. Kirk counters with cold, calculated confidence, arguing that an older Prince, hardened by decades in the purple trenches of Minneapolis, would fight like a man who’s played every instrument in a funk war zone and still found time to steal your girl with a little cream sha-boogie-bop. Moderator Kraig tries to keep things civil, but when the men's entourages are banned and it comes down to pure rhythm and rage, the glove comes off and the frilly shirt gets ripped to shreds. Will it be glitter punches or funky uppercuts that settle this one? Grab your sparkly satin glove and your raspberry beret - 'cause we're gonna be starting something on this episode of Mass Debate!

Buckle up, time travelers, 'cause where we're going, you don't need...chodes! But your about to get a triple dose listening to these wisenheimers. On this week's episode, the timeline gets twisted as Kirk and Kraig argue which direction is best for time travel: always to the future or always to the past. Kirk proudly claims he’s a “forward thinker” who’s too busy blasting ahead to be weighed down by Kraig’s VHS-era fantasies. But Kraig, decked out in historical inaccuracies, insists the past is where the real action is - especially if you’re trying to get rich, do a podcast with Jay-Z, or casually rewrite immigration policy. Moderator Jed tries to keep the timeline intact, but logic takes a flying DeLorean off a cliff as both debaters misuse Back to the Future II like it’s a documentary. Things reach paradox levels of stupid when Kirk promises that if he reaches the future and finds Kraig hasn’t ended homelessness, he’ll knock his dick in the dirt. Causality collapses, common sense time-loops, and no one remembers who started it…on this episode of Mass Debate!