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  • Mass Debate: Which is the Better Franchise? - Star Wars vs Star Trek
    Sep 30 2025

    In this week’s spaced out episode, Kraig referees the ultimate nerd showdown: Star Wars vs Star Trek! Jed unsheathes his lightsaber, bragging about ILM’s special effects and insisting that “pew pew” beats philosophy any day. Meanwhile, Kirk boldly roasts Star Wars as a one-trick pony that’s been milked harder than a Bantha teat for 40 years, while beaming about Star Trek as the hopeful, utopian fantasy we should all be working toward. Kraig just tries to keep the phasers set to “stun” before someone actually whips out their tauntaun. It’s the ultimate sci-fi circle jerk: one side promises action and explosions, the other wants to take you on a slow, sensual five-year mission. Get ready to warp your hyper drive into hilarity on this episode of Mass Debate!

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    21 min
  • Mass Debate: Which is the Cooler Childhood Dream Job? - Cowboy vs Spaceman
    Sep 23 2025

    Get ready to blastoff to the debate rodeo, as Kirk moderates the childhood dream job showdown: Cowboy vs. Spaceman! Kraig saddles up with romantic visions of the open range, campfires, and sleeping under the stars, while Jed rockets in insisting astronauts are the ultimate panty droppers who drive fast cars and live like Don Draper in zero gravity. Kraig retorts that astronauts are just lonely diaper jockeys choking down Tang, while cowboys eat steak and ride free. Jed says it's lonely out on the range, where cowboys are forced to eat nothing but beans and snuggle with their horse for warmth. Can Kraig outdraw Jed with his wisecracks, or will Jed moonwalk all over Kraig's goofy ass? It’s cactus prick vs. space dick, on this episode of Mass Debate!


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    23 min
  • Mass Debate: Who Has the Crazier Fans - Taylor Swift or Insane Clown Posse? Swifties vs Juggalos
    Sep 16 2025

    On this week’s glitter-caked, face-painted fever dream of a show, the crew dives headfirst into the fanbase Thunderdome: Swifties vs. Juggalos - who’s more unhinged? Kraig bravely moderates a cultural cage match between two armies of deranged devotion , as Jed paints Swifties as sparkly-eyed demolition goblins who descend on cities like bedazzled locusts, causing traffic jams, and destroying souls. But guest debater Jason counters with the cold hard truth: Juggalos burn tires for warmth, drink up all the Faygo, and wear clown makeup unironically. It’s sequins vs. soot on this week's Mass Debate!

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    24 min
  • Mass Debate: Which Actor is More Entertaining to Watch? - Nicolas Cage vs Keanu Reeves
    Sep 9 2025

    Let's turn the lights down, break out the popcorn and sodas, and get ready for this wildly unhinged big screen throwdown between Jed, who sort of remembers which character - Bill or Ted, was played by Keanu, and Kraig, who’s ready to crown Nicolas Cage the patron saint of unhinged cinema. Jed valiantly stumbles through The Matrix and John Wick, while Kraig demands answers for The Replacements and delivers a masterclass in Cage’s legendary spectrum - from bug-eyed lunatic to whiskey-soaked lunatic. As Kirk desperately tries to hold the debate together, things spiral into a philosophical fistfight over meme-ability, acting range, and which man you'd rather see struggle through a scene. It's a science lesson in polar opposites, with fewer facts than National Treasure and more confusion than Johnny Mnemonic on this week's Mass Debate!

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    23 min
  • Mass Debate: Who is the Better Character? - Turner vs Hooch
    Sep 2 2025

    Things get ruff this week as Kirk mounts a steamy defense of Turner, insisting that Tom Hanks, in the throes of his pre-Oscar hotness, acted circles around a slobbery co-star who couldn’t even deliver a line without drooling. Congressman Andy Bateman comes in swinging for Hooch, declaring that "man's best friend" is clearly the top dog in a popularity contest. Kraig tries to keep things under control but ends up just watching the two guests go at it like dogs in heat. In the end, it's man vs. mutt in a slobber-soaked showdown that'll leave you howling. Someone’s gonna get neutered on this week's Mass Debate!

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    24 min
  • Mass Debate: Is Steven Seagal the Greatest Martial Arts Action Hero of All Time?
    Aug 26 2025

    This week’s episode will hit you like a half-hearted roundhouse kick to the face! Kirk squares off with Kraig over the ultimate question no one really asked: Is Steven Seagal the greatest martial arts action hero of all time? Kirk, fully aware that Seagal is an out-of-shape, rizzless dumpster man, still defends him as an icon - mostly because watching a beady-eyed, sweaty, spoiled-ham of a man try to aikido chop bad guys never ceases to entertain. Kraig fires back with actual evidence, like Jackie Chan’s legendary stunt work and, you know, talent. He then accuses Kirk of light racism, to which Kirk counters by calling Kraig a “Chinese sympathizer,” and moderator Jed just wants to say “Sensei Seagal” enough times that it becomes culturally irreversible. Elbows are snapped, egos bruised, and somewhere a ponytail weeps, on this week's Mass Debate!

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    19 min
  • Mass Debate: Is the Disco Inferno Stayin’ Alive or Stayin’ Dead?
    Aug 19 2025

    In this week’s feverish showdown, Mass Debate turns into a full-blown disco inferno as special guest G-Man struts out in bell bottoms and an Afro pick, swearing that disco never died because “Stayin’ Alive” literally keeps hearts pumping on the CPR floor, while Kraig claims it’s nothing but polyester-soaked white-boy noise that should’ve been buried with lava lamps and booger sugar spoons. The heat rises when Jonathan and Kraig face off over which group truly tops the disco charts: Chromeo’s funky revival or the Bee Gees’ falsetto empire. By the end, the only thing louder than the arguments is the sound of platform shoes stomping across the debate floor, and enough innuendo to fog up a disco ball. How deep is your love? Find out on this episode of Mass Debate!

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    21 min
  • Mass Debate: The Moon Landing - Science Fiction or Science Fact?
    Aug 12 2025

    This week’s episode blasts off into the great unknown...or maybe just a sound stage in Burbank, to settle the age-old question: Did we really go to the moon, or were we just hoodwinked by NASA? Jed plants his flag firmly in the “it happened” crater, claiming the lunar landing was a giant leap for mankind, complete with life-changing tech like Velcro. Meanwhile, Kraig stumbles through a cosmic conspiracy theory so tangled it’s got more plot holes than a damn J.J. Abrams movie. According to him, the whole thing was cooked up by Hollywood special effects, Tom Hanks, and somehow…Magic Mike? So grab your freeze dried ice cream and a big ol' glass of Tang, and get ready to countdown to craziness on this episode of Mass Debate!

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    19 min