This is a Whopper of an episode.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph crown the best kings ever.

Fleetwood Macrame!
Whore! Norman Trollop!

Jim reminisces on his first nip slip. Jim is forced to vote for Joseph’s top entry because his mother may be listening.

It’s all about the onion rings.

Which is Jason’s biggest disgrace: being kicked out of a Christian rock band or missing Styx at the Texas Jam?

Which movie is chosen by all the guys but still doesn’t have anything on Denzel Washington?

This episode eclipses all the others.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph lament over the worst movies they watched all the way through.

DEA!

Jim astonishes everyone with his knowledge of eclipse themed songs.

The start of the show surprises Jason (again).

Jim recalls the movie that took the joy out of sex for him.

Jason makes a plea for getting medals for watching crappy movies.

Joseph turns into a woman in the middle of the show.

Jason roots for the alligator in the Roadhouse remake.

What helpful recommendation does Joseph give for watching a terrible Scientology movie?

Which kids’ movie features bestiality as comedic gag?

1. Why does Joseph like butter?
2. Why hasn't Jason tried to eat eggs like a real man yet?
3. Why doesn't it get any more romantic than watching dogs eat according to Jim and Joseph?

Those questions and more are answered in Episode 216 when the Crispy Coated Robots talk about The Best Food On Film!