This episode is served best with a nice chianti.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph give props to the baddies who got away with it in the end.

Joseph is shocked when he realizes the mob isn't the good guys.
Jim warns everyone that his Morgan Freeman impression has the upper hand.
Hey, Mr. Tambourine Man, "What's in the box"?
Let's not bring race into this, Ahmad. We got enough problems as it is.
Jason contemplates the moral quandary of rooting for a cannibal.

Which movie left an upset,12-year-old Joseph waiting four years for some type of closure?
Is it better to burn out than watch Nicholas Cage overact?

This episode's guy want to say bye to your guy.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph pay respects to the master of deadpan, Charles Grodin.

Chicken pepperoni and pecan pie.
Jason hedges his odds with a bold strategy.
Joseph reminisce his college days of dressing up like one of his favorite Grodin characters.
The turn the show into a PSA for watching more Grodin material.


Why aren't you popular with the Chicago Police Department?
Could Charles Grodin be one of Jim's best impression?

This episode has bush!

Jason, Jim, and Joseph expose some of the best hard "R" rated movies.

Chilled white Burgundy, a little caviar, and grass.
Forget bareback riding. It is all about riding topless.
Before Charles was in charge and Bibleman was preaching, they were two horny teenagers having fun.
Joseph learns a lot from Porky's.
Jim breaks down the term prostitution.

Why does Jason need love in his raunchy comedies?
What feels like bags of sand?

This is a Whopper of an episode.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph crown the best kings ever.

Fleetwood Macrame!
Whore! Norman Trollop!

Jim reminisces on his first nip slip. Jim is forced to vote for Joseph’s top entry because his mother may be listening.

It’s all about the onion rings.

Which is Jason’s biggest disgrace: being kicked out of a Christian rock band or missing Styx at the Texas Jam?

Which movie is chosen by all the guys but still doesn’t have anything on Denzel Washington?

This episode eclipses all the others.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph lament over the worst movies they watched all the way through.

DEA!

Jim astonishes everyone with his knowledge of eclipse themed songs.

The start of the show surprises Jason (again).

Jim recalls the movie that took the joy out of sex for him.

Jason makes a plea for getting medals for watching crappy movies.

Joseph turns into a woman in the middle of the show.

Jason roots for the alligator in the Roadhouse remake.

What helpful recommendation does Joseph give for watching a terrible Scientology movie?

Which kids’ movie features bestiality as comedic gag?

1. Why does Joseph like butter?
2. Why hasn't Jason tried to eat eggs like a real man yet?
3. Why doesn't it get any more romantic than watching dogs eat according to Jim and Joseph?

Those questions and more are answered in Episode 216 when the Crispy Coated Robots talk about The Best Food On Film!

This episode may cause trauma and require counseling.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph break out of the bubble to talk about classic made-for-TV movies.

One word: Buttafuco!
Ah, the 70s! When date rape and incest were considered family entertainment.
Jason makes a case for the hotter Amy Fisher.
South Carolina is destroyed without anyone noticing
Before Chucky there was Zuni. And he was terrifying.
An age old question is finally answered with Jim's top choice. Unfortunately, Tina Louise hated the question and didn't care much for the answer.


Which TV movie classic are men allowed to cry when watching?
Can there ever be too much over the top acting and action in a Roadhouse movie?

This episode is done without wearing a shirt.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph list some of the best movies about musicians.

Jim praises Jason's rendition of "So Bad" being so good.
Joseph Johnson: A fair bigot.
Jason 4th pick is great! Too bad Joseph won't let him talk about it.
Bologna and boners.
Jim admits that he does not like factoids in his pop music.

What are you doing over there? Taking a vacation?
Is there anything more beautiful than the mountain scenery of Lubbock, Texas?