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Dam Internet, You Scary!

Dam Internet, You Scary!

Auteur(s): Patrick Cloud Tahir Moore
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THE BOYS ARE BACK!! FROM THE ALL DEF PODCAST: "THE INTERNET IS UNDEFEATED" COMES A NEW SPINOFF SHOW CALLED "DAM INTERNET, YOU SCARY!!"Hosts Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud break down the hilarious yet horrifying things we see on the internet every day!! Then close the curtains and get into some creepy conspiracies!!

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  • 320: Pat LIKES THE OCEAN!!

    320: Pat LIKES THE OCEAN!!
    Sep 19 2025
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    Welcome back to another episode of Dam Internet, You Scary! with Tahir Moore & Patrick Cloud. Today we dive into everything from the fear of oceans 🌊 to astronauts peeing in space 🚀, wild inventions, classic cars 🚗, and some of the funniest “what if” scenarios you’ll ever hear.

    🔥 In This Episode:

    Are oceans scarier than Chicago at night? 🌃
    The struggle of dieting vs. Doritos temptation 🧀
    Sex, naps & fitness priorities 😅
    Hypotheticals: What if grass was lotion? 💧
    Astronaut pee devices & living in space 🤯
    Wild story: Man walking across the world 🌍
    BMWs, Deloreans & dream rides 🚗

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    00:00 – Intro & Ocean Fears 🌊
    03:20 – Chicago, NYC & LA Stereotypes 🏙️
    07:15 – Weight Loss Struggles & Food Temptations 🍗
    13:40 – Discipline, Doritos & Dieting 🤣
    18:05 – Sex, Fitness & Getting Older 💪🏽
    25:00 – Wild Hypothetical Questions (Grass, Lotion & Napkins?!) 🤯
    31:00 – If Money Didn’t Exist 💵
    38:10 – Disrespect in the Midwest ✋🏽
    45:00 – DUIs & Countries That Ban You 🚫✈️
    50:30 – Ad Read: BlueChew 🔵🍆
    55:10 – Astronaut Pee Problems & Space Life 🚀
    01:03:00 – Surviving a Month in Space 🌌
    01:10:30 – Walking Across the World 🌍
    01:17:30 – Content Creators Changing Lives 🎥
    01:23:40 – Ad Read: Cash App 💵📲
    01:29:00 – Classic Cars, BMWs & Dream Rides 🚗
    01:42:00 – Wrapping Up: Tours, Shows & Merch 🎤👕.
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    1 h et 15 min
  • 319: Don’t Touch the Spaghetti: Floor-Food Rules, Streamer Drama & Bear vs. Wolf | DIYS

    319: Don’t Touch the Spaghetti: Floor-Food Rules, Streamer Drama & Bear vs. Wolf | DIYS
    Sep 11 2025
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    53 min
  • 318: The Meth Monks?! | DIYS

    318: The Meth Monks?! | DIYS
    Sep 4 2025
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    Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!

    On this episode of Dam Internet, You Scary! Patrick Cloud & Tahir Moore dive deep into content creation, streaming vs rap, the wild story of meth-addicted monks, and Shaq’s jaw-dropping business empire. From childhood toys to hotel gyms and positive affirmations, the conversation is as hilarious as it is real.

    00:00 – Turning hobbies into content pressure
    02:15 – Who’s more influential: rappers or streamers?
    05:30 – Comedians and the rise of streaming
    09:50 – Twitch, music, and new creator opportunities
    11:40 – AD: PrizePicks Promo
    13:10 – Meth monks in Thailand?!
    16:30 – Shaq’s wild business empire & investments
    20:40 – Shaq’s $27M private jet
    25:30 – Bill Gates’ Porsche loophole
    28:10 – Childhood toys, games & music memories
    33:40 – Chasing perfection vs. just creating
    38:20 – Losing the fun in content creation
    41:00 – Audience pressure & cancel fears
    44:40 – Kai Cenat & authenticity in streaming
    46:00 – AD: Factor Meals Promo
    48:10 – Tahir’s Chicago food adventures
    52:20 – Hotel gyms & rooftop gardens
    57:00 – Positive affirmations & discipline
    59:20 – Churchy season news & acting updates
    01:01:40 – Outro & Twitch plug

    💬 Comment below: Do you think streamers have replaced rappers as the new stars?

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    Hosts: @patrickcloudchannel @tahirmoore

    Producer: @hippiegoals

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    1 h et 2 min
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