🟦 BlueChew First month free (pay $5 shipping) with code DIYS at checkout: https://www.bluechew.com. See site for details and safety info. 🟩 BetterHelp ( Get 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/DIYS. Flexible, fully online therapy with licensed professionals. If you dropped it… would you still eat it? Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud kick off with the ultimate floor-food debate, spin it into a “Don’t Touch the Spaghetti” improv bit that escalates hilariously, then dive into streamer controversies, IRL etiquette, security vs. clout, and a wild bear-vs-wolf standoff. Plus: two sponsor offers inside. Highlights: five-second-rule logic, Gordon Ramsay hypotheticals, Monica Lewinsky/media culture, school safety in the social-media era, stream-sniping, when security should step in, “realest” rappers, Chicago myths vs. reality, and an animal-kingdom face-off. New DIYS every week—pull up! • 👉 Subscribe for new episodes + turn on notifications 🔔 • 💬 Comment: What food (if any) would you still eat after it hits the floor? • 📺 Catch Planet Sandwich live, Wednesdays @ 6 PM PT • 📺 Watch Tahir's special "Aging Out" • 📺 Catch "Churchy" and "The Hospital" on BET/BET+ • 📤 Share this episode with a friend who loves chaotic hypotheticals Join our Patreon now!! / daminternetyouscary 00:00 – Cold Open: Trash juice & floor-food rules 01:24 – The “Don’t Touch the Spaghetti” game setup 03:09 – Uber driver, repast spaghetti & ridiculous escalation 05:10 – Are we doing this right now? How the bit works 06:01 – What would you eat out of the trash (top layer only)? 07:28 – Fruit vs. veggies: rinse, slice, or pass 10:11 – Reality-show kitchen disaster: serving… trash spaghetti? 11:26 – “Yes, and”: building the world of the bit 12:57 – Accidentally killing Gordon Ramsay?! Career pivot talk 15:22 – Monica Lewinsky, presidents & power + media culture 20:08 – AD: BlueChew (Offer) 21:31 – Back to the dress, late-90s context, school drills 25:09 – WorldStar to TikTok: why fights aren’t worth it 27:30 – Streamer incident breakdown & consequences 31:00 – Streaming pitfalls: who’s around you matters 35:00 – IRL streaming, stream-sniping & safety 36:02 – AD: BetterHelp (Offer) 38:59 – Security vs. clout: when to let pros handle it 40:09 – DaBaby incidents & “realest rapper” debate 42:16 – King Von discussion & Chicago realities 44:13 – Chicago is beautiful (travel notes & downtown rule) 47:00 – 6'8" car-review friend & insane life stories 49:20 – Animal Planet logic: size really matters 51:21 – Bear vs. massive wolf: hour-long standoff 52:23 – Plugs: tours, projects & Planet Sandwich live 52:57 – Outro: Thanks, Scary Squad!
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Sep 19 20251 h et 15 min