All your yard is belong to us?? If you give a distant relative a free ride, they're gonna show up on your doorstep unannounced?? Over delectably creamy cocktails.

Young Charles has to put an IRL encounter up on the Kuntometer? And such high school drama?? Also we drink beans.

A couple of Karen Queens? Karen doesn't know how grocery stores work?? Mom NEEDS her xmas list COMPLETE!?

Stealing a spot from a disabled person?? Give me YOUR engagement ring?? WTF is a stove cover???

Special guests: Producers Alejandro and Alexi

That ain't no service dog! Wrong way down the single-lane one-way street?? Roast beef flaps want to play tennis?? Searing hot music takes?? How does Tswift have sex??

Handicaren kicks a car? Homeboy cuts off the internet? The line doesn't apply when it comes to them donuts?

Artwork by Joe Hunter.

A Covid faker? Build-a-Bear bummer? A family member having a baby shower for your baby????

Dude raw dawgs a salad? Being taken out of the cold isn't enough? No phones at the table FOR ANYONE?!?

Drink of the Day: Pizza Back