Hosts SJ and Kay dive into the allure of daddy kinks, bad boys, and boss-secretary tropes with a game of Marry, Fuck, Kill. They explore the psychological pull of age gaps, sexy Shadow Daddies from Xaden Riorson to Mr. Darcy, and power dynamics in fiction versus real life. The ethics of relationships with undeniable power imbalances are questioned...while fictional romance books and movies with these same imbalances are embraced...including by Kay. As usual, the hosts blend humor, personal stories, and sharp insights, encouraging listeners to embrace their kinks while critically examining these steamy and prevalent tropes. Who does SJ pick to do the dirty with in the choice of our real-life Shadow Daddy/Bad Boy Kurt Cobain, our Daddy Mr. Big, and our Boss Christian Grey? Listen to find out!

Welcome to the hot mess that is SJ and Kay's discussion of Gary Chapman’s five love languages. We roast the actual book’s caveman-era beliefs (women don't like sex? have you met our co-host Kay?), cackle over bros claiming blowjobs as their love language, and love on a tango-dancing grandpa. Kay’s got heart-eyes for an adult film star’s boomerang peeny, while SJ’s baffled by studies about strangers touching wrists (who funds this?). With shoutouts to Sabrina Carpenter’s “I run this” album cover energy and tips for dodging father-in-law carpool awkwardness (...unless you have a daddy kink, then carry on), this episode is a rollercoaster of snark and heart. Whether you’re into gifts, cuddles, or...down-there time, this episode’s got you covered with laughs and real talk about love’s weird, wonderful ways.

SJ and Kay discuss the persistent tragedy facing heterosexual women, The Orgasm Gap. This 30% pleasure difference means guys finish 8 out of 10 times, while straight gals are stuck at 4-5, probably wondering if their climax got lost in the mail. Meanwhile, ladies in lesbian relationships are racking up 6-8 and making hosts question why sexuality can’t be a choice. The clitoris is not a secret level in a video game, yet a third of surveyed people can’t find it on a vagina map. As always, books are discussed with main male leads ranked in their sexual prowess, a report fresh from Good Girls Research Division. SJ and Kay advocate for open communication, sexual exploration, and quirky resources to close the gap. People, there is a nationwide sex recession! This is serious business.