Hosts SJ and Kay dive into the allure of daddy kinks, bad boys, and boss-secretary tropes with a game of Marry, Fuck, Kill. They explore the psychological pull of age gaps, sexy Shadow Daddies from Xaden Riorson to Mr. Darcy, and power dynamics in fiction versus real life. The ethics of relationships with undeniable power imbalances are questioned...while fictional romance books and movies with these same imbalances are embraced...including by Kay. As usual, the hosts blend humor, personal stories, and sharp insights, encouraging listeners to embrace their kinks while critically examining these steamy and prevalent tropes. Who does SJ pick to do the dirty with in the choice of our real-life Shadow Daddy/Bad Boy Kurt Cobain, our Daddy Mr. Big, and our Boss Christian Grey? Listen to find out!

Welcome to the hot mess that is SJ and Kay's discussion of Gary Chapman’s five love languages. We roast the actual book’s caveman-era beliefs (women don't like sex? have you met our co-host Kay?), cackle over bros claiming blowjobs as their love language, and love on a tango-dancing grandpa. Kay’s got heart-eyes for an adult film star’s boomerang peeny, while SJ’s baffled by studies about strangers touching wrists (who funds this?). With shoutouts to Sabrina Carpenter’s “I run this” album cover energy and tips for dodging father-in-law carpool awkwardness (...unless you have a daddy kink, then carry on), this episode is a rollercoaster of snark and heart. Whether you’re into gifts, cuddles, or...down-there time, this episode’s got you covered with laughs and real talk about love’s weird, wonderful ways.

SJ and Kay discuss the persistent tragedy facing heterosexual women, The Orgasm Gap. This 30% pleasure difference means guys finish 8 out of 10 times, while straight gals are stuck at 4-5, probably wondering if their climax got lost in the mail. Meanwhile, ladies in lesbian relationships are racking up 6-8 and making hosts question why sexuality can’t be a choice. The clitoris is not a secret level in a video game, yet a third of surveyed people can’t find it on a vagina map. As always, books are discussed with main male leads ranked in their sexual prowess, a report fresh from Good Girls Research Division. SJ and Kay advocate for open communication, sexual exploration, and quirky resources to close the gap. People, there is a nationwide sex recession! This is serious business.

Hello dear Good Girls listeners—yep, we’re the #41 sex podcast tearing up Saudi Arabia, and we’re about to blow your mind! Today, we’re ripping into sex myths. Think vaginas stretching to Grand Canyon proportions, semen that’s basically a prozac, and pineapples turning your downstairs into a tropical buffet. With unhinged tales, questionable “science,” and our signature cackle, we’re debunking the wildest bedroom rumors. So, put in those earbuds—especially if your father-in-law’s in the car—and let’s dive into this NSFW rollercoaster!

Buckle up for a wild ride as we talk about what makes a guy go from "meh" to "take me now" faster than you can say "nectar juices." Whether it’s a dude juggling a soccer ball, or making a cello moan in ways that’d make Yo-Yo Ma blush, we’re dissecting the activities that crank up the sexy. We dive into romance novel tropes, from Fourth Wing’s Xaden Riorson (leather pants, emotional baggage, and all) to Samson’s jawbone-wielding, loincloth-clad chaos (hottest biblical character??). Things get spicy as we roast unrealistic expectations—like communal vibrator drawers in a sports star’s bedroom (ew?)—and tackle the orgasm gap. Oh, and did you know Utah’s getting more nip-tucks than a Hollywood housewife? Blame the Proverbs 31 pressure to be a saintly MILF. Get ready for a savage, laugh-out-loud episode that’s equal parts thirst trap and social takedown!

Episode rating: 2/3 🍆🍆. R-rated content. Talking about sex with adult language and raunchy humor.

Today, we compare our upbringing of diet culture and body policing with the beautifully body-positive Gen Z outfits seen today. We tear down the impossibly muscular "tree guy" ideal for men and embrace average sizes for…everything. We ask the hard questions like: Where do you draw the line between shaving your legs and getting Botox? How can Kay protest her unjust Judgement Under God in high school?

If you have ever been told your outfit is too distracting, tried to verify an anatomical impossibility from smut, or want to hear different sides of a Botox decision, this one's for you.

Today, we kick things off with mom guilt — you know, the totally psychologically healthy kind. Then we flip the script and let that guilt die a fiery death. We talk about crawling out of the early motherhood cave and reconnecting with our quirky and curious selves.

And we report on our investigations of the spicy romance novel claim about feeling…ya know... through the stomach. We are unsure of how it relates to the episode topic, but it felt highly relevant at the time.

This one is for anyone who's ready to drop the guilt and re-embrace the wonderful oddball they were before kids!

Today, we talk sex after pregnancy—the not-so-sexy sequel. We’re diving into the chaotic mess that is post-baby intimacy. From the very, very dry truth of the postpartum hormonal maelstrom to ill-fated attempts to get sexy time away from the kids and in-laws, we’re covering all messy things. We salute the unsung heroes who are pelvic floor therapists…and KY Jelly. We also touch on werewolf sex, but we are not sure why.

So, if you’ve ever felt like your sex life was a lost cause after kids, grab a glass of wine...or lukewarm coffee that was hot 5 hours ago…and listen up. This one's for you.