What cancelled celebrity got sat at SNL 50? Listen to find out. Chaney talks of European walks, Robert remembers an Irish friend. Robert reveals a new bathroom buddy and Chaney reveals their middle name. 9/11 is remembered and who could forget Robert’s #1 crush (hint: Hilton). Now all they have to figure out is: Who is Paris and who is Nicole? On the next half hour.

This week they found out Jonah Hill is skinny again (but for how long?). Chaney wishes Robert went to The Weeknd’s concert with them, Robert wishes he had more money for clothes. Robert is moving cities and Chaney is moving fast in their new relationship(s). Chaney will save your voice memos and JD Vance will wear eyeliner to presidential press conferences. They give a certain president a pass, but still won’t budge on Birbiglia.

Please welcome today’s guest, New York City! This manic duo is out on the street and recording into an iPhone (sound effects are real). Robert jocks cars like a man, and Chaney gets a look at catwoMAN as Robert explains the plot of “Batman Returns”. Chaney talks “White Lotus” and sex while Robert talks about wild things women say in Massachusetts. They play a quick game of “who would you rather do?” and touch on old classic subjects such as: making fun of straight men with painted fingernails, Robert confirming ScarJo is still #1, a check in on Fall Out Boy, and Chaney giving Pete Wentz a new nickname.