What cancelled celebrity got sat at SNL 50? Listen to find out. Chaney talks of European walks, Robert remembers an Irish friend. Robert reveals a new bathroom buddy and Chaney reveals their middle name. 9/11 is remembered and who could forget Robert’s #1 crush (hint: Hilton). Now all they have to figure out is: Who is Paris and who is Nicole? On the next half hour.

This week they found out Jonah Hill is skinny again (but for how long?). Chaney wishes Robert went to The Weeknd’s concert with them, Robert wishes he had more money for clothes. Robert is moving cities and Chaney is moving fast in their new relationship(s). Chaney will save your voice memos and JD Vance will wear eyeliner to presidential press conferences. They give a certain president a pass, but still won’t budge on Birbiglia.

Please welcome today’s guest, New York City! This manic duo is out on the street and recording into an iPhone (sound effects are real). Robert jocks cars like a man, and Chaney gets a look at catwoMAN as Robert explains the plot of “Batman Returns”. Chaney talks “White Lotus” and sex while Robert talks about wild things women say in Massachusetts. They play a quick game of “who would you rather do?” and touch on old classic subjects such as: making fun of straight men with painted fingernails, Robert confirming ScarJo is still #1, a check in on Fall Out Boy, and Chaney giving Pete Wentz a new nickname.

Wow, this is a dirty one! Robert lets Salma Hayek have her way with him and Chaney admits to being a “Mother Porker”. Sopranos gives Robert high cholesterol and Chaney gives a mom their number. The pair shares music and dreams of being storm chasers. Robert has nightmares of too many shirtless men in McCarren Park. You’ll hear about gross ass men and nice asses in Carhartt jeans. Chaney wants to Pray and Robert wants the Fray (to play in his backyard). Chaney reveals what men want through sext and Robert reveals the secrets of men’s underwear. Dance, Dance your ears to the end of this episode to find out what Fall Out Boy’s sexiest song really is.

Michael is mourned as they look at photos of Jacko’s funeral in an old People magazine. Robert reveals who he’d love to act opposite. Chaney receives a letter from a young Chaney. They both reveal their favorites movies as a child and their favorite celebrities who don’t reveal enough. Robert has yet another idea to take down SNL, while Chaney just wants to take down a sugarmama. Rock out with them as they listen to the new Green Day song and talk about the new band's setlist.

Siegfried and Roy put hair on the pair’s chests when a peek into their personal lives prove these cats were ultimate bad boys. The two leaf through an early 2000’s People magazine and reflect on Britney’s iconic shaved head and JT’s iconic moronic face. Corey Feldman beefs with Michael Jackson, and Michael Jackson beefs with George Lucas. Chaney gets intimate with magic and Robert denies intimate feelings for Prince. Surprise guest Tom talks dinner plans and reveals the whereabouts of Robert’s biological father.

Robert wonders what it’s like to die from a pillow smothering, Chaney wonders what it’s like to date Parker Posey. They spend time ranking the best Canadians. Chaney ponders a possible Tom Petty tramp stamp and Robert questions whether or not he should get a job. A new band name is revealed. A Batman is eulogized. Robert almost meets a Haim sister, while Chaney meets a movie star. Tootsie talk and Dunham’s dirt are aired out, as the two listen to the author of American Psycho give his opinion on the ending of the TV show, Girls. Robert reviews Minecraft, which he stumbled into drunk.

Tom Petty’s top hat is the topic up top, ultimately resulting in Chaney renaming the rock icon, “Tom Pretty”. They discuss the awkwardness of a young Cameron Crowe, the legitimacy of “Super Size Me” (he was drinking the whole time), and the length of skirt that drives Robert gaga. Randy Newman becomes a New Man to the pair, as they dissect the iconic song “I Love LA”. Things musically get worse as Will Smith’s new single is slipped into the playlist, but the tension is eased with the challenge of deciding which Charlie’s Angel to sit next to on a plane. Hope you saved room for dessert, as Michael Jackson’s food rider requests are revealed.