On this unfiltered and chaotic July 10th edition of Morning Crankers, your favorite neon-fueled duo dives headfirst into the absurdity of today’s headlines with humor, sarcasm, and a healthy dose of skepticism.

🔥 First up—federal workers are sounding the alarm, admitting they’re “toast” amid rising public pressure, inefficiency scandals, and internal chaos. We break down what this bureaucratic breakdown really means for America.

🔫 Then—in a scene straight out of a Cold War thriller, China allegedly fires a laser at a German spy plane over international waters. Is this a warning shot or the beginning of something far more dangerous?

🦷 Plus—a Czech family pleads guilty to running an illegal dental clinic out of their living room. That’s right—root canals by grandma and braces by flashlight. What could possibly go wrong?

🎯 We also hit on:

• Government dysfunction at every level
• Strange global flexing by superpowers
• The return of rogue DIY medical schemes
• And our own wild takes on just how crazy the news cycle has gotten

Come laugh, rage, and shake your head with us as we crank through the day’s most outrageous stories.

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Welcome to the July 7, 2025 episode of Morning Crankers, where comedy meets chaos and caffeine. Today’s show dives headfirst into the bizarre, the infuriating, and the absolutely unbelievable—just the way you like it.

We kick things off with a mind-bending (and slightly horrifying) look at the rising presence of microplastics in semen and ovaries—yes, you read that right. What does this mean for humanity, health, and that water bottle you’ve been sipping from?

Next, we blast the political hypocrisy flooding out of Texas, where torrential rain isn’t the only disaster—some of the politicians' responses are downright shameful. Buckle up for some blue-collar truth bombs.

Then it's milk. Just... milk. Why is it always at the center of controversy, conspiracy, and cafeteria trauma?

We close out the episode with one of the most “LOL-WTF?” studies we’ve come across: researchers claim kids today are less healthy than they were 20 years ago. We dig into what’s changed, why it matters, and how many pushups your kid should be doing.

Of course, it’s all wrapped in the Morning Crankers signature chaos, rants, laughs, and off-the-rails energy you know and love.

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Morning Crankers – July 4th Fireworks, Swamp Crotch, and Rescue Missions

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It’s the red, white, and ridiculous on this special July 4th edition of Morning Crankers! Join your favorite unapologetically raw morning duo as they crack into the chaos of America’s birthday — Cranker-style.

First up, Greg's making his big, sweaty move to Wisconsin. He’s hauling boxes, breaking backs, and getting one step closer to cheese curds and Packers fandom. We salute his sacrifice… but mostly roast it.

Then there’s The Big Beautiful Bill — no, not legislation, we’re talking about Bill himself, the real MVP of the barbecue world. Expect oversized laughs and questionable decisions.

Next, we light the fuse on blue-collar wages going BOOM, as some folks finally start seeing decent paychecks in their tool belts. Of course, Crankers wouldn't be Crankers without asking: is it enough or just a firecracker in a thunderstorm?

But wait — the TSA’s got hot crotch problems. Literally. A swamp-crotch-induced equipment malfunction at airport security brings new meaning to the phrase “explosive situation.”

And finally, in international absurdity: a Chinese college student needs to be rescued twice from the same mountain in four days. That’s right. Same mountain. Same guy. Double dumb.

It’s loud, it's hot, it smells like fireworks and bad decisions — it’s a Morning Crankers celebration of freedom, failure, and frying in the July heat.

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