🎙️ Need Not Apply Podcast : Airline Chaos Edition ✈️😳

From meteors to zombie rabbits 🐇🍄, Selena Gomez’s scratch-n-sniff billboards 👃✨, and UnitedHealth’s mega-hack 💻🔓… we’re covering the wild headlines before diving into this week’s theme: AIRLINE STORIES 🛫.

👩‍✈️ Drunk pilots, overheated engines, and flight attendants on the edge 😱

🛑 Frontier kicking passengers off planes for literally paying less 💸🙄

🥂 Private jet customers trashing planes (and drinking all the Tito’s) 😂🍹

😤 Plus: crying babies, bad etiquette, and why pickleball is somehow the fastest-growing sport in America 🎾🥒

We wrap it up with distractions of the week: Japanese raccoon dogs 🦝🐾, Freaky Friday nostalgia 🍿, and more questionable theater babies 👶.

💼 So grab your boarding pass, buckle up, and keep your trays in the upright position we’re cleared for chaos.

📰News Stories:

• What to Know About the Horned 'Zombie' Rabbits Hopping Around Colorado | TIME
• Fixing Your Posture: a Hot Longevity Trend That's Like a Free Facelift - Business Insider
• Selena Gomez's Rare Beauty putsup scratch-and-sniff ads in NYC
• Terrible luck: The only person ever killed by a meteorite—back in 1888
• Over 190 million hit in UnitedHealth data breach — confirmed largest in history

✈️ Stories this week include:

1. Story 1: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/pcawuf/comment/haiuv5z/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
2. Story 2: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/pcawuf/comment/hahrms7/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
3. Story 3: Here’s my Frontier horror story : r/frontierairlines
4. Story 4: https://www.reddit.com/r/flying/comments/yzq9ji/comment/ix2b7v1/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

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Welcome back to Need Not Apply, where this week we're diving into the fire — and dragging some nightmare customers with us. This episode is all about the food service industry: stories from servers, line cooks, and fast food workers that’ll have you screaming “YES, CHEF!”... or maybe just screaming.

• A couple who sat past closing, refused dessert... and tipped $5

• A nightmare customer custom-ordering “pre-al dente” vegan pasta

• A brutal first shift on the grill that ends in smoke, shame, and respect

• A Chick-fil-A employee’s tell-all on toxic management and man-baby directors

• Gina loses her wedding ring (but finds out who had it)

• Gary nearly styles his hair with a dehumidifier

• The cursed world of fart jars and bathwater sales

• AI gone rogue, radioactive rhino horns, grass-eating pets, and the animal extinction stories that broke our hearts

  
  

🧠 Need a distraction from your shift? We got you.

📰News Stories:

• ⁠Redditors Claim They Can Smell When Someone Is Pregnant. Is That Really A Thing?⁠

• ⁠ChatGPT Poisoned A Guy Into Psychosis, Case Study Shows⁠

• ⁠AI robot pet hit in Japan as personalities vary based on upbringing⁠

• ⁠China launches ‘world’s first’ humanoid robot mall that operates like a car dealership⁠
• ⁠L’Oréal’s surprising reasoning for picking an OnlyFans model as a brand ambassador⁠
• ⁠When your mind goes 'blank,' your brain activity resembles deep sleep, scans reveal⁠💌 Want your story read on-air? Email us: ⁠NeedNotApplyPod@gmail.com⁠📅 New episodes every Wednesday at 5 a.m. ET📲 Follow us on Instagram, TikTok & YouTube: @NeedNotApplyPod

🍴 Stories this week include:

1. ⁠Nice Guys Always Finish Last...Unless They're Eating at a Restaurant [Wall of Text] [Storytime]⁠
2. ⁠An Unexpected Journey, or So Long and Thanks To All The Fish: The story of my first stage.⁠
3. ⁠Every get a Customer like this before? Long story⁠
4. ⁠This is the only place I know to share my story about my horrible workplace experience. It is a long story (mobile format)⁠