Tonight: Tylenol and autism conspiracies, Grindr-mourning GOP mobs, and a border czar pocketing $50K faster than hair dye runs in a Texas windstorm.

We’ll discuss hunger reports getting deleted, prosecutors fired like cheap strippers, Jimmy Kimmel’s FCC-induced exile and triumphant return, and Congress sprinting away while the nation teeters toward a shutdown.

💥 All the chaos, absurdity, and apocalyptic political theater you need—100% sarcasm, 0% credibility. Plug in, buckle up, and enjoy the carnage.

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The Fed hacks the economy with garden shears, Epstein’s ghost DJs over Windsor Castle, and Kash Patel plays human Twister while Congress screams for files that never seem to surface. Charlie Kirk gets a bullet; Stephen Miller promises holy vengeance; and the DOJ deletes decades of right-wing terror data like it’s a browser history. Facts, gaslighted. Blood-soaked receipts. Welcome to America, 2025.

🔊 Tune in for your dose of reality, absurdity, and the kind of reporting that makes you ask: how is this still happening?

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Tonight: Luigi bills UnitedHealthcare in bullets, the U.N. confirms genocide like it’s a weather report, Kash Patel live-blogs FBI work like an unpaid intern, Trump sues the Times for fifteen billion imaginary dollars, and a Pentagon retiree hands Moscow jet secrets before the FBI catfishes him with a fake KGB account, and so long Bob Redford. Theo Jesterfield reporting from the flaming carnival.

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