ICE cries about “rhetoric,” Trump nukes watchdog laws with a wink, and the DOJ duct-tapes justice to a golf cart for a midnight joyride. Zelenskyy gets war crimes; Trump gets Risk strategies. Epstein files close in, lobbyists sweat bullets, and Congress plays whack-a-mole with reality.

🔊 News that punches, drinks, and curses at the moon.

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Tonight: Trump the “solution” while the world burns, RaptureTok preps for sky evacuation, Florida breeds assassination supervillains, and the Supreme Court gifts presidents a “fire anyone” button. Government shutdown? Coming soon. Heat? Sold separately.

💥 All the chaos, absurdity, and apocalyptic political theater you need—100% sarcasm, 0% credibility. Plug in, buckle up, and enjoy the carnage. Theo Jesterfield reporting from the barbecue pit at the end of the world.

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Tonight: Tylenol and autism conspiracies, Grindr-mourning GOP mobs, and a border czar pocketing $50K faster than hair dye runs in a Texas windstorm.

We’ll discuss hunger reports getting deleted, prosecutors fired like cheap strippers, Jimmy Kimmel’s FCC-induced exile and triumphant return, and Congress sprinting away while the nation teeters toward a shutdown.

💥 All the chaos, absurdity, and apocalyptic political theater you need—100% sarcasm, 0% credibility. Plug in, buckle up, and enjoy the carnage.

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The Fed hacks the economy with garden shears, Epstein’s ghost DJs over Windsor Castle, and Kash Patel plays human Twister while Congress screams for files that never seem to surface. Charlie Kirk gets a bullet; Stephen Miller promises holy vengeance; and the DOJ deletes decades of right-wing terror data like it’s a browser history. Facts, gaslighted. Blood-soaked receipts. Welcome to America, 2025.

🔊 Tune in for your dose of reality, absurdity, and the kind of reporting that makes you ask: how is this still happening?

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Tonight: Luigi bills UnitedHealthcare in bullets, the U.N. confirms genocide like it’s a weather report, Kash Patel live-blogs FBI work like an unpaid intern, Trump sues the Times for fifteen billion imaginary dollars, and a Pentagon retiree hands Moscow jet secrets before the FBI catfishes him with a fake KGB account, and so long Bob Redford. Theo Jesterfield reporting from the flaming carnival.

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Tonight: America blows everything up, farmers drown in IOUs, Kirk becomes podcast theater, TikTok survives Trump/Xi chaos, Rubio cheers Israel, Fed chaos reigns, and Crawford climbs two weight classes to show God hates gamblers. Apocalypse, tariffs, and slow-motion punches – Theo Jesterfield with a message from the wreckage.

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Tonight: Utah cops play whack-a-lunatic, Trump narrates chaos on morning TV. Peter Mandelson vacations with Epstein, then gets fired after the tabloids freak. Tariffs hike coffee prices 21%. EPA protects polluters instead of the planet. National Guard rolls into Memphis, DC gets broomed. FDA kills transparency. 9/11 health funding bleeds out. America’s nightmare continues - Theo Jesterfield reports.

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Tonight: Inflation climbs, jobs crumble, and the Fed preps its economic murder-suicide. Russian drones play bumper cars over NATO turf. Epstein secrets stay sealed while the Senate pretends democracy’s fine. Racist cowards terrorize Black colleges. Another school shooting, another round of empty prayers. 9/11 memorials roll on while the same bastards who weaponized it ask us to “never forget.” America’s bleeding out, folks.

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