Welcome to No Se Habla Taxes—the podcast where a CPA does her own bookkeeping and occasionally procrastinates just like the rest of you.

I’m Melissa Armstrong: fractional controller, solo practice owner, and financial translator for founders who’d rather binge Netflix than reconcile a bank statement.

And today’s episode? Ohhh boy. I have a confession...

✋🏼 The Confession

I always tell my clients: stay on top of your books, do your monthly closes, don’t fall behind.

Welp.

I fell behind.

Like... months behind.

Between client projects, life chaos, and general “I’ll get to it later” energy, I opened QuickBooks in November only to realize I hadn’t reconciled a single account since July.

Cue the panic. Dozens of uncategorized transactions. A PayPal balance that looked... sus. An Amazon charge that could’ve been printer ink or cap food.

Oh—and did I mention I’m a CPA?

🧠 The Real Talk

Falling behind doesn’t make you a bad business owner—it makes you human.

But when months pile up:

• 🔍 Your memory fades
• 😰 Your stress spikes
• 💸 Your decisions get fuzzy

That’s when Year-End Panic Mode hits—and that’s what we’re unpacking today.

💡 This Episode Includes:

• My very real bookkeeping meltdown (it’s fine, everything’s fine)
• 6 practical steps to get caught up without spiraling
• A shoutout to my network (hi, Amanda from Element Eight!)
• How to stop the chaos and start fresh—today

✅ Free Resource: The Catch-Up Checklist

Feeling the pressure of year-end catch-up? I’ve got you. Grab my free Catch-Up Checklist—the exact steps I used to dig out of my bookkeeping mess.

📥 Download it here

🎧 If This Sounds Familiar...

You’re not lazy. You’re building something. Sometimes the back end gets messy.

Let’s clean it up—without shame, without overwhelm, and with coffee (and maybe a croissant).

Subscribe to No Se Habla Taxes wherever you listen, and remember:

Stay scrappy, stay smart, and don’t let your Amazon orders haunt you in April.

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Welcome back to No Se Habla Taxes — the podcast where a CPA does her own bookkeeping... and finds financial skeletons in her closet.

I’m Melissa Armstrong: fractional controller, solo practice owner, and your favorite financial translator for founders who’d rather invest in growth than leak money on duplicate apps.

And today? I’m here with a confession that might sound familiar...

💀 I discovered a subscription graveyard lurking in my books — two Canva accounts, duplicate Zoom charges, a forgotten Dropbox, and more.

It started as a simple month-end review in QuickBooks Online… and ended in a digital horror story.

In this episode, I walk you through:

✨ How I realized I was paying twice for the same tools

✨ Why these “just $15” charges quietly wreck your budget

✨ A simple, CPA-approved audit method to catch and cancel the chaos

✨ The real cost of cluttered expenses — beyond the dollars

You’ll also meet my incredible VA, Nicole Leon of El Leon Virtual Assistants, who helps founders get out of the weeds with emotionally intelligent support. (Trust me, she’s a lifesaver.)

And yes — I’m giving you a step-by-step system to run your own Subscription Audit, including:

📌 How to pull and categorize your charges

📌 Spotting duplicates like a financial detective

📌 Ruthlessly cutting the noise

📌 Setting a quarterly reminder so it never happens again

💡 Bonus Tip: I even shout out a virtual card trick that makes cancelling sneaky subscriptions a breeze.

If you’ve ever said “It’s only $15, what’s the big deal?” — this one’s for you.

🎧 Listen now to clean up your own subscription graveyard.

📥 Grab my free Subscription Audit Checklist here.

💬 DM me or tag me if this episode helped you cancel just one zombie charge.

Until next time — stay scrappy, stay smart, and cancel that extra Canva account.

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Here’s a draft of your show notes for Bank Feeds Betrayal, written in the same voice and style as your other episodes.

🎙️ Episode: Bank Feeds Betrayal

Welcome to No Se Habla Taxes—the podcast where a CPA does her own bookkeeping and sometimes gets betrayed by QuickBooks itself.

I’m Melissa Armstrong, fractional controller, solo practice owner, and financial translator for founders who’d rather wrestle with client work than with their bank feeds.

And today’s confession?

I trusted QuickBooks’ little green “Add” button a little too much… and for three whole months, it lied to me.

✨ Adobe as meals & entertainment.

✨ Zoom living under telephone expense.

✨ Contractor payments sitting in Ask My Accountant.

On the surface? My books looked tidy.

In reality? They were misleading, messy, and costing me clarity.

In this episode, I’ll share:

• 🚨 Why blindly trusting bank feeds is dangerous for your business
• 🧐 How miscategorized expenses distort your P&L (and your decisions)
• 💡 Five practical fixes: rules, memos, reconciliations, and more
• 🛑 Why “QuickBooks told me to” isn’t a valid IRS defense

Plus—you’ll meet Marta Spirk, a speaking coach and TEDx speaker helping women entrepreneurs turn their business into a stage for authentic visibility.

If you’ve ever hit “Add” in QuickBooks just to get it over with, this episode is for you. Clean books mean clean decisions—and messy books cost you more than time.

🎧 Listen in for today’s confession, a few hard-earned lessons, and tips to stop your bank feed from betraying you.

📥 Want my free Bank Feed Cleanup Cheat Sheet? Grab it here

👉 Don’t forget to subscribe to No Se Habla Taxes wherever you listen, and stay scrappy, stay smart, and double check those Adobe charges.

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Welcome to No Se Habla Taxes, the podcast where I—a CPA and fractional controller—do my own bookkeeping and confess my way through the chaos so you don’t have to feel alone in yours.

In this episode, I get very real about budgeting—specifically, the emotional kind. Not the kind that lives in a pristine spreadsheet, but the one that has to account for things like impulse buys, last-minute trips, and yes, a serious case of professional FOMO.

Here’s what you’ll hear:

💸 The story of how I budgeted for one conference… and ended up attending two

📉 Why the problem wasn’t the money—but the scramble afterward

🧠 How emotional spending shows up in business (hello, “treat yourself” tax write-offs)

🛠️ My 3-step approach to building a solopreneur-friendly budget that actually works

💰 Why every founder needs a “FOMO Fund”—and how to set one up

👥 Plus, in our new segment From My Network, I’m shouting out the brilliant Lori Young—offer strategist and holistic business coach. Don’t miss her Offer Confidence Toolkit!

🎁 Freebie Alert: Want a solopreneur-friendly budget template? Grab my Budgeting Starter Kit via the link in the show notes.

📣 CTA:

If this episode made you feel seen, hit subscribe, share it with a fellow business owner, and leave a review. And remember—budgeting isn’t about being perfect. It’s about being honest. Future You will thank you.

🎧 Subscribe to No Se Habla Taxes wherever you listen.

🔗 Budgeting Starter Kit

The Offer Confidence Toolkit is your go-to gut check for your offer…with a major upgrade. Now featuring an AI-powered tool + downloadable checklist, this dynamic duo walks you through 10 intentional questions to uncover whether your offer is truly aligned, marketable, and ready to sell, or where it needs a quick tune-up. https://www.onamissionbrands.com/offer-checklist

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If you’ve ever found yourself transferring money from your business account to your personal one “just this once,” this episode is for you.

I get this question all the time—“How do I pay myself from my business the right way?” And honestly? It’s one of the most misunderstood parts of being a solopreneur.

In this episode of No Se Habla Taxes, I’m walking you through:

✨ Why your business account is not your personal piggy bank
✨ The real danger of treating your biz like your backup wallet
✨ How I (a single-member LLC) pay myself consistently and cleanly every month
✨ The system I use in QuickBooks Online to automate my owner distributions—without the chaos

And because I love a good workflow, I’ve got a free step-by-step guide for you:

📥 Download “How I Pay Myself Like a Pro” here: https://steadyhandaccounting.myflodesk.com/xf47l1ku5f

So if you’re ready to stop playing ATM roulette with your business account and start paying yourself like the grown-up CEO you are, this episode is your permission slip.

👀 Want more behind-the-scenes confessionals and clean bookkeeping systems?

👉 Subscribe to No Se Habla Taxes wherever you listen, and follow me for updates on my upcoming DIY bookkeeping mentorship program.

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In this episode of No Se Habla Taxes, I’m confessing something that every solo business owner has probably thought about: giving yourself a raise the moment new money hits the bank.

But before I could celebrate my new client wins with a little extra payout, I had to pump the brakes and take a hard look at what’s actually smart for my business right now.

We’re talking about:

• 💸 Why I pay myself via distributions (not salary) as a single-member LLC
• 🧾 How that 0% interest credit card I’ve been floating is about to turn into a pumpkin
• 💰 The unglamorous magic of setting aside cash for taxes and emergencies
• 🙅🏽‍♀️ Why “just because you can” doesn’t mean “you should” — especially when it comes to paying yourself

This isn’t about being stingy. It’s about making intentional money moves as the CEO of your business—even if you’re the only one on payroll.

✨ Bonus reality check: If you’re not saving at least 25% of your net income for taxes… this one’s for you.

📥 Subscribe to No Se Habla Taxes and get more behind-the-scenes financial confessions, smart bookkeeping tips, and permission to not have it all figured out.

Until next time: watch that credit card clock, save your receipts, and pay yourself like the boss you are.

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In this episode of No Se Habla Taxes, I’m spilling the tea on how I set up my business so I never have to chase another invoice again. Yes, even as a solo CPA doing my own books.

I’m walking you through:

💸 Why every client—project-based or monthly—signs an agreement with autopay built in
📅 How predictable cash flow has saved my sanity (and maybe my rent)
🤔 Common objections from service providers (and how to lovingly dismantle them)
🚫 The messy consequences of “send now, pay later” billing
✅ What tools I use to automate payments and protect my peace

If you’ve ever waited too long to get paid—or avoided setting up systems because you didn’t want to “seem pushy”—this one’s for you.

You’re not too small for structure. You’re smart enough to build it.

🎧 Subscribe to No Se Habla Taxes wherever you get your podcasts.

Until next time—secure the bag, automate the process, and keep your receipts.

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In this episode of No Se Habla Taxes, I’m sharing the billing fix I didn’t know I needed—until I hit a wall with clunky invoices, awkward follow-ups, and manually tacked-on credit card fees.

Fresh off the Bridging the Gap conference here in Denver (yes, I only pulled it off because it was local), I got exactly what I came for: tool recommendations from smart, scrappy peers who get it.

The standout? Anchor—an all-in-one platform for proposals, engagement letters, and seamless payments.

I tried it. It worked.
The first invoice was scheduled and paid automatically.
No chasing. No duplicate invoices for card fees. Just clean, modern billing.

And the best part?
It’s not just for CPAs—it’s for YOU.
If you’re a service-based solopreneur still emailing random PDFs and hoping for the best, this tool will change your cash flow life.

In this episode, I cover:

• The real reason I went to an accounting conference in year one
• Why Anchor solved my payment headaches
• How automation can protect your time and your sanity
• The one-liner that’ll make you stop sending PDFs for good

💸 Want $50 to try Anchor?
Click my referral link (https://join.sayanchor.com/D6iBrT) and get a $50 credit applied to your account when you sign up. Modern billing has entered the chat.

🔗 Resources Mentioned:

• Anchor: https://join.sayanchor.com/D6iBrT
• Bridging the Gap Conference: https://www.btgconference.com/

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Love what you're hearing? Subscribe to No Se Habla Taxes and leave a quick review—it helps other solopreneurs find their way out of bookkeeping chaos too.

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