This week your favorite peas in a pod are passing hot potatoes and spilling all the beans for a farm-fresh, wild-foraged, and picked-plump episode all about vegetable perfumes! Listen as these two lettuce ladies turnip the beet, sling back their wheatgrass and stew in their own juices while they discuss 80s body-builder frags, electric ambers, performance art perfumes and smoothie scents. Want to know the gals’ top three veg? What about their most unhinged kitchen confessions? Casually curious about what a zucchini tastes like? If you’re ready to peel back the layers and get to the heart of the artichoke, this is a juicy, crunchy, earthy, and unfiltered episode you won’t want to miss!

Fragrances Discussed:

Comme des Garçons Rouge

Comme des Garçons Original

Stecca by Hilde Soliani

Pluck by Jorum Studio

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Bonjour my little penny pinchers! This week the ladies are socking away their shekels and making a dollar holler for an episode all about the scent of the shrift store! That means everything from old lady breath to eau de Depop to soggy sweaters and Millenial musk. Want to smell like a stewardess perfume? What about a mentos tin? Weed and guava anyone? If you think Maddie and Chloe don't know their way around a bargain bin, think again: these two are rolling up their sleeves, pouring up their cold brews, and hitting the racks for a musty, dusty, and mildly disgusty episode you will not want to miss!

Fragrances Discussed:

Poeme by Lancome

J'Adore Dior

Rogue Perfumery Jasmin Antique

Black Afghano by Nassomatto

Loulou by Cacharel

Obsession by Calvin Klein

L'Air du Temps by Nina Ricci

Lady Stetson

Mitsuko by Guerlain

Halston by Halson

Rien by Etat Libre D'Orange

Phlur Vanilla Skin

Revlon Ciara

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Who’s thirsty? This week your gals are ditzy, frisky, and absolutely tipsy off an episode all about booze perfumes. It’s a bad day to be a beer at Nose Candy HQ, where the ladies are covering everything from wet ashtrays to pumpkin spice season to powdery patchouli perfection. What do you get when you mix a gay guy open bar and a fresh nipple piercing? Paint thinner Negronis of course! Get ready to pour one up, take one back, and tie one on and because this is an episode that you certainly won’t remember about perfumes you’ll never forget.

Fragrances Discussed:

Centerfold by Hollywood Gifts

Black Tie by Celine

Angel by Mugler

Sex and the Sea Francesca Bianchi

Oriza LeGrande Horizon

Delina by Parfums de Marley

Pink Sugar

Ariana Grande Cloud

Relique d’Amour by Oriza LeGrand

Héliotrope by Oriza LeGrand

YSL Back Opium

Drunk Saffron Born to Stand Out

Be my Cookie Born to Stand Out

Dirty Milk Born to Stand Out

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