Épisodes

  • Bon Bon Au Nez Ep 10 (aka Ep 96): Dangling Carrots
    Oct 31 2025

    This week your favorite peas in a pod are passing hot potatoes and spilling all the beans for a farm-fresh, wild-foraged, and picked-plump episode all about vegetable perfumes! Listen as these two lettuce ladies turnip the beet, sling back their wheatgrass and stew in their own juices while they discuss 80s body-builder frags, electric ambers, performance art perfumes and smoothie scents. Want to know the gals’ top three veg? What about their most unhinged kitchen confessions? Casually curious about what a zucchini tastes like? If you’re ready to peel back the layers and get to the heart of the artichoke, this is a juicy, crunchy, earthy, and unfiltered episode you won’t want to miss!


    Fragrances Discussed:


    Comme des Garçons Rouge

    Comme des Garçons Original

    Stecca by Hilde Soliani

    Pluck by Jorum Studio

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    1 h et 30 min
  • Bon Bon Au Nez Ep 9 (aka Ep 95): Thrift Shop
    Oct 24 2025

    Bonjour my little penny pinchers! This week the ladies are socking away their shekels and making a dollar holler for an episode all about the scent of the shrift store! That means everything from old lady breath to eau de Depop to soggy sweaters and Millenial musk. Want to smell like a stewardess perfume? What about a mentos tin? Weed and guava anyone? If you think Maddie and Chloe don't know their way around a bargain bin, think again: these two are rolling up their sleeves, pouring up their cold brews, and hitting the racks for a musty, dusty, and mildly disgusty episode you will not want to miss!


    Fragrances Discussed:


    Poeme by Lancome

    J'Adore Dior

    Rogue Perfumery Jasmin Antique

    Black Afghano by Nassomatto

    Loulou by Cacharel

    Obsession by Calvin Klein

    L'Air du Temps by Nina Ricci

    Lady Stetson

    Mitsuko by Guerlain

    Halston by Halson

    Rien by Etat Libre D'Orange

    Phlur Vanilla Skin

    Revlon Ciara

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    1 h et 27 min
  • Bon Bon Au Nez Ep 8 (aka Ep 94): bamBOOZEle'd
    Oct 17 2025

    Who’s thirsty? This week your gals are ditzy, frisky, and absolutely tipsy off an episode all about booze perfumes. It’s a bad day to be a beer at Nose Candy HQ, where the ladies are covering everything from wet ashtrays to pumpkin spice season to powdery patchouli perfection. What do you get when you mix a gay guy open bar and a fresh nipple piercing? Paint thinner Negronis of course! Get ready to pour one up, take one back, and tie one on and because this is an episode that you certainly won’t remember about perfumes you’ll never forget.


    Fragrances Discussed:


    Centerfold by Hollywood Gifts

    Black Tie by Celine

    Angel by Mugler

    Sex and the Sea Francesca Bianchi

    Oriza LeGrande Horizon

    Delina by Parfums de Marley

    Pink Sugar

    Ariana Grande Cloud

    Relique d’Amour by Oriza LeGrand

    Héliotrope by Oriza LeGrand

    YSL Back Opium

    Drunk Saffron Born to Stand Out

    Be my Cookie Born to Stand Out

    Dirty Milk Born to Stand Out

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    1 h et 32 min
  • Bon Bon Au Nez Ep 7 (aka Ep 93): The 1st Annual Big Beautiful Bottle Beauty Pageant
    Oct 3 2025

    This week the ladies are finally(?) judging a book by its over in a no-holds-barred full bottle beauty pageant. That means fancy flacons, camp containers, and sculptural spritzers in every category. Whether you choose yours for a hint of heritage, a Canva-core campaign, or a delicate diffusion of drag, the ladies are the declaring the big beautiful bottle winners you won’t want to wait for.


    Fragrances Discussed:


    Oriza Legrand Héliotrope

    Oriza Legrand Horizon

    MDCI Invasion Barbare

    MDCI Blue Satin

    L'Officine Universelle Buly Eau Triple Al Kassir

    Trudon II

    Kyse Delizia di Marshmallow

    Hilde Soliani Orgasmo

    Olympic Orchids Night Flyer

    Clue Warm Bulb

    Strangers Cachouli

    Jorum Studio Pony Body

    Jorum Studio Gorseland

    Jorum Studio Rose Highland

    Jorum Studio Healing Berry

    Slumberhouse Baque

    Universal Flowering Fig Leaf

    Kyse Oui Plus

    Kyse Gateau de Carnevale

    Dali Laguna

    Lolitaland by Lolita Lempika

    Nasomatto Blamage

    Nina Ricci l’Air du Temps

    Filippo Sorcinelli Slightly B!tch

    Altra Stone Cold Heart

    Neandertal Us

    Kenzo Flower

    Gaultier Classique

    YSL Rive Gauche

    Angel by Mugler

    Costume National Supergloss

    Estée Lauder Youth Dew

    Aromatics Elixir by Clinique

    Paloma Picasso

    Comme des Garçons

    Ck One

    Acne Studios par Frédéric Malle

    Obsession by Calvin Klein

    The Different Company Osmanthus

    Delina by Parfums de Marly

    Basilica by Milano Fragranze

    Andrea Maack Coven

    Centerfold by Hollywood Gifts

    Tocade by Rochas

    Tocadily by Rochas

    Hexensalbe by Stora Skuggen

    Pine by Stora Skuggen

    Fracas by Piguet

    Britney Spears Fantasy

    Serge Lutens Ecrin de Fumée

    J’Adore Dior

    Corrèges Hypermusc

    Bruno Acampora Musc

    Jovoy Psychedelique

    Dries van Noten Fleur du Mal

    Demeter Snow

    Drakkar Noir

    Zoologist Rabbit

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    1 h et 11 min
  • Bon Bon Au Nez Ep 6 (aka Ep 92): Daily Wear (and Tear!)
    Sep 26 2025

    When you love so many frags it's hard to choose favorites, but this week Maddie and Chloe are offering a peek into their inner psyches so share the frags they reach for most often and the surprising reasons why they tear. With so many scents in their collections, learn whether the ladies want to smell like a rim job, The Jersey Shore, credit cards, vaniglia, white girl saffron, or perfume that doesn't smell like perfume. Whether you're a straight guy in a crop top, an extra in an indie film, or a smoker who doesn't wash her clothes, this episode will form the cornerstone of your daily fragrance alimentation and offer insight into how the ladies REALLY want to smell; do not skip it!


    Perfumes Discussed:


    Hwyl Aesop

    CDG Original

    Attaquer le Soleil by Etat Libre D'Orange

    Arabian Tonka by Montale

    Molecule 01 by Escentric Molecules

    Super Cedar by Byredo

    Dior Sauvage

    Drakkar Noir by Guy Leroche

    Hot Cotton by Baruti

    Angel by Mugler

    Fragola Solata by Hilde Soliani

    Warm Bulb by Clue

    Comme Des Garcons Accident Radish Vetiver

    Anarchist A- by Toscovat

    The Sexiest Scent on the Planet. Ever. (IMHO) by 4160 Tuesdays

    Jeroboam Oriento

    Andrea Maack Entrance

    Andrea Maack Pavilion

    Andrea Maack Jest

    Andrea Maack Muse

    Andrea Maack Neon Veil

    Acne Studios par Frederic Malle

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    1 h et 49 min
  • Bon Bon Au Nez Ep 5 (aka Ep 91): Forbidden Froot
    Sep 19 2025

    Coucou mes bananes! This week Maddie and Chloe are upsetting the apple cart and sucking on sour grapes to bring you a jam packed episode all about fruit perfumes! Dive with them into the punch bowl as they cherry pick their favorites to arrive at the core of what makes these froot frags so freaking fresh. Whether you're here for seedy scents, juicy coochie, or just the gals' top 5 fruits in the fridge, this is one finger-banging, life-changing, low-hanging episode you won't want to die on the vine!


    Fragrances Discussed:


    Insolence by Guerlain

    Nuit de Cellophane by Serge Lutens

    Écrin de Fumée by Serge Lutens

    La Religieuse by Serge Lutens

    Fleur d'Oranger by Serge Lutens

    Una Tira l'Altra by Hilde Soliani

    Fraaagola Saalaaata by Hilde Soliani

    Eau de Protection by Etat Libre D'Orange

    Rose of No Man's Land by Byredo

    Pavilion by Andrea Maack

    Supergloss by Costume National

    Gloss by Costume National

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    1 h et 27 min
  • Bon Bon Au Nez Ep 4 (aka Ep 90): Crash Out
    Sep 5 2025

    Bonjour mes chéries, mes amis, et mes enbies! If you thought it was time to cash out, dash out, or lash out, think again: it’s crash out o’clock at Nose Candy HQ, where Maddie and Chloe are sharing the frags they spritz when they’re losing grip. These two are hailing a cab at the intersection of green and creamy to offer a shot of Juul juice, a sniff of lube perfumes, a sip of Crystal Light, and a spray of seafaring sex to prime your crash out pump. Want to smell like a horse girl glow-up? What about a gang bang baron? A Manson Family mistress? Whether you're going insane or need a hole in which to drain, these two are slamming, spamming, and goddamning for an unraveled and unrivaled ep you will not want to miss!


    Fragrances Discussed:


    Yves Saint Laurent Rive Gauche

    Sex and the Sea Francesca Bianchi

    Gap Dream

    Anna Sui by Anna Sui

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    1 h et 30 min
  • Bon Bon Au Nez Ep 3 (aka Ep 89): Tote Bag Frags
    Aug 29 2025

    This week your ladies are carrying the whole world on their shoulders, ready to unpack a nomadic network of tote bag frags! The journey from LA to Marseille is a long one, and Maddie and Chloe are sharing the perfumes they wouldn't leave home without whether they're out OR about. Looking to smell like envelope glue? What about hide and seek perfume? Something to spray away that not-so-fresh feeling? Whether you carry it on your left or your right or want to go day-to-night these are the adorable, unignorable, and perfectly transportable scents that answer the question: what's in her bag?


    Fragrances Discussed:


    Tocade by Rochas

    Andrea Maack Craft

    YSL Rive Gauche

    Mugler Angel

    Aldebaran by Marc Antoine Barrois

    Centerfold by Hollywood Gifts

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    1 h et 14 min