Dungeon Crawler Carl: The Eye of the Bedlam Bride – Matt Dinniman

This episode of Novel Liquors comes with a side of existential dread and a generous splash of Jaeger. We’re diving into Dungeon Crawler Carl: The Eye of the Bedlam Bride, where everything you thought you understood about the Crawl gets turned inside-out, chewed up, and squirted into the chouder wars by a seal molesting crab. We talk the “crab climax” (it’s exactly as shell-shocking as it sounds), She Maria’s horrific attack on Carl, and the ongoing mystery that is Samantha — is she losing it, evolving, or both? Either way, she's going to kill your mother.

And of course, we couldn’t skip that Sound Booth Theatre moment — the AI, Carl’s toe, and the single most awkwardly perfect “lude pop” ever recorded. Strap in, slam your Jaeger Bomb, and join us as we laugh, cringe, and try to make sense of this gloriously deranged installment of Carl’s .

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The Iron Flame by Rebecca Yarros

The dragons are back, the wards are wobbling, and Violet’s making choices that have us both cheering and groaning. This month Alex and James dive into The Iron Flame, complete with a spirited discussion of the infamous Blow Job scene (yes, that one). Somewhere along the way, Alex tells James dragons are real and—naturally—this devolves into full-blown role play of how he’d react. Spoiler: it’s hilarious.

We swing by our regular James Complains segment, where James passionately rants about how characters in movies (and books) just don’t stay dead anymore. He’s adamant — if you die, stay dead.

Meanwhile, James brings along the perfect themed alcoholic beverage, an “infumous blue teenage girl drink” that’s equal parts questionable and iconic. Between sipping that, moaning about Violet’s decisions, and laughing at her melodrama, we still manage to unpack the big twists, the wardstone revelations, and the ominous ending that left us yelling at our books.

Next month we’re back in the dungeon with Dungeon Crawler Carl – The Eye of the Bedlam Bride. Get ready for chaos, Carl, and probably Jaeger bombs.

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Dungeon Crawler Carl: The Butcher’s Masquerade – Matt Dinniman

Join Alex and James for this month’s gloriously unhinged Novel Liquors Book Club episode as they dive headfirst into the sixth floor of the Dungeon in The Butcher’s Masquerade. Expect murder, mantis babies, and… enthusiastic double gonorrhea (trust me, you dont want, enthusiastic double gonorrhea).

It’s also Novel Liquors’ 1-year anniversary, and the team celebrates with a Jägerbomb toast and deep emotional damage.

James—ever the chaos goblin—derails the show with an offhand comment about bestiality, while Alex nearly cries over a noble goat. It’s touching. It’s horrifying. It’s everything this series deserves.

Plus: their brand-new 60-second summary gives you all the bloody, glitter-filled highlights—fast.

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