The Bills season ended the way it always seem to; Abruptly, painfully, and with more questions than answers. break down the playoff loss, what it felt like watching as a fan, and why Sean McDermott's firing somehow makes everything feel heavier instead of hopeful.

Meanwhile, the Patriots are somehow one step away another , which only adds to the existential dread. This isn't a calm recap, its a fan trying to process ,uncertainty, and what actually means when a team says its starting over.

No hot takes this time.

The NFL Playoffs are supposed to be fun, so why do we keep letting boring teams and recycled narratives suck the life out of them?

This week break down the games through the lens of entertainment, revisit a take that got some backlash last week, lay out keys to the weekend, and explain why some teams might deserve to be gone even if they're "good."

Plus: things I'm not buying, coaching rumors that make no sense, and why fans shouldn't have rely on the same handful of teams to enjoy January football.

Solo football takes, occasional rants, no guests, no fluff.

Playoff football, fake ads, and the things I'm officially not buying. We talk Lamar/Burrow trade theory, why chapstick is a scam, why VR isn't cool yet, and what every playoff team needs to survive this weekend.

Back from vacation and fully in galaxy-brain mode. This week, I’m serving up blueberry pizza bagels, the death of major action franchises (thanks, Jai Courtney), and a quick thought experiment about Lamar Jackson and Joe Burrow. Stafford might have just lost his last shot at an MVP, I make my feelings about 2-point conversions very clear, and the bets… well, they’re in. No recaps, just narratives, tangents, and ideas I probably shouldn’t have recorded out loud.

Christmas Eve football thoughts, late-season story lines, teams on the brink, and a little rambling as the regular season winds down.

No analytics and no spreadsheets. Not that that's new.

A cold open on gym etiquette, an accidental impromptu Jason Statham accent during Bills/Pats, Patriots fans being the soarest losers alive, the Joe Burrow return to fun blueprint, and the Chiefs getting eliminated has left us all unsatisfied.

Weekly NFL fallout, bad impressions, and thoughts I probably should have kept to myself.

Week 14 made me laugh, smile, cry and yell. It was perfect. From the Bengals/Bills awesome snow game antics (brought to you by the Snow Guy) to the sweet, sweet downfall of the Chiefs and Ravens. this week had everything a boy could have hoped for....unless you're a Colts fan.

Week 13 gets the full Walken treatment. A shameless cold-open, a Texans/Colts recap in the weirdest voice possible, Thanksgiving leftovers, and the Panthers creeping into my brain like an intrusive thought I definitely didn't ask for.