Alright legends, this week we’re kicking things off with a full rundown of UFC 322, and mate… what a bloody circus. Bo Nickal put someone into low-earth orbit, Prates came in with absolutely zero cares given, and the whole card was wall to wall knockouts. If you missed it, don’t stress, we’ve wrapped it up nicer than a Bunnings snag in fresh white bread.

After that, it’s time for the weekly MMA news dump, because the sport never stops spinning.

• Khamzat vs Imavov is officially on

• Spivak is out and Salsa Boy is in

• Rogan firing back (professionally) at Rousey

• Jake Paul vs Anthony Joshua apparently a done deal with some cooked rules

• Dana says the Brady vs Morales winner is next for the strap

• Laura Sanko deep throats creme brulee

• Ilia Topuria having his say about JDM and Islam

• The Dillon Danis brawl with every angle and every bit of chaos

• Dana bans Danis from UFC events

• Nunes wants a crack at 125 after Kayla

• Tai Tuivasa looking at a February return

• Ali stirring the pot again

• Kavanagh confirms Conor is actually training

• Rankings are all over the shop, in a good way

• DJ not doing a show with The MMA Guru

• And plenty more madness from around the MMA world

If it happened, we’re chatting about it with a healthy dose of Aussie honesty.

UFC Bonfim vs Brown Review + UFC 322 Preview

Brad Matt and Jack kick things off with a look back at Bonfim vs Brown, then finally tee up UFC 322.

Fight Announcements

• Paddy vs Ilia looks about to drop. That’ll be a circus.

MMA News

• Sandhagen takes the piss out of DC.

• Jon’s suddenly sorry to Dana.

• Rampage vs some scammer, Might actually end in a murder this time.

• Mokaev lands a filthy KO in Brave FC.

• Askren’s somehow doing alright.

• Whittaker’s gone full psycho and we love it.

• Jon calling Tom a quitter and saying he’s got no heart.

• Classic Dagestani maths from Khabib.

• Khabib talking about packing up coaching.

• Khamzat’s getting disrespectful.

• Islam might be on the secret juice.

• Bit of Poatan stat chat.

• How do you go from Khamzat to Glenn?

• Arman’s mouthing off again.

• JDM and Islam face off.

• Danis vs Taylor MMA bout on the way.

• Adin Ross probably shat himself.

• These streamers getting UFC attention is painful to watch.

• Ali hits Helwani with straight facts.

• Rule changes coming for finger fouls.

Plus this week’s chat between Brad and Zoey about Islam’s recent wins, JDM in his sights, and a few random tangents as usual.

This week we run through Garcia vs Onama at the Apex and tee up Bonfim vs Brown. Bit going on in the MMA world too.

Topics include:

• Jon Jones taking the piss out of Tom Aspinall, then rocking up to a dirty boxing event on a horse with an eye patch.

• Zuck looking scared again, Ronda losing the plot, and her latest spray on Joe Rogan.

• Strickland and Pereira wrestling, and Jones begging Dana to “let me bang, bro.”

• Jake Paul vs Gervonta Davis off after legal dramas, plus Jake and Francis trading shots online.

• Islam not fighting Ilia at 155, Merab’s jacuzzi antics, and a dodgy sub that’s got people talking.

• Chat about UFC fights under investigation for fixing, Ariel saying fighters were approached to throw bouts, Dana firing back.

• Bo Nickal dumped to the prelims, Jiri wanting a third with Pereira or a crack at middleweight, CJI 3 confirmed, and some wild UFC 322 stats.

Bit of news, a few laughs, and plenty of fight talk.