Alright legends, this week we’re kicking things off with a full rundown of UFC 322, and mate… what a bloody circus. Bo Nickal put someone into low-earth orbit, Prates came in with absolutely zero cares given, and the whole card was wall to wall knockouts. If you missed it, don’t stress, we’ve wrapped it up nicer than a Bunnings snag in fresh white bread.

After that, it’s time for the weekly MMA news dump, because the sport never stops spinning.

• Khamzat vs Imavov is officially on

• Spivak is out and Salsa Boy is in

• Rogan firing back (professionally) at Rousey

• Jake Paul vs Anthony Joshua apparently a done deal with some cooked rules

• Dana says the Brady vs Morales winner is next for the strap

• Laura Sanko deep throats creme brulee

• Ilia Topuria having his say about JDM and Islam

• The Dillon Danis brawl with every angle and every bit of chaos

• Dana bans Danis from UFC events

• Nunes wants a crack at 125 after Kayla

• Tai Tuivasa looking at a February return

• Ali stirring the pot again

• Kavanagh confirms Conor is actually training

• Rankings are all over the shop, in a good way

• DJ not doing a show with The MMA Guru

• And plenty more madness from around the MMA world

If it happened, we’re chatting about it with a healthy dose of Aussie honesty.

UFC Bonfim vs Brown Review + UFC 322 Preview

Brad Matt and Jack kick things off with a look back at Bonfim vs Brown, then finally tee up UFC 322.

Fight Announcements

• Paddy vs Ilia looks about to drop. That’ll be a circus.

MMA News

• Sandhagen takes the piss out of DC.

• Jon’s suddenly sorry to Dana.

• Rampage vs some scammer, Might actually end in a murder this time.

• Mokaev lands a filthy KO in Brave FC.

• Askren’s somehow doing alright.

• Whittaker’s gone full psycho and we love it.

• Jon calling Tom a quitter and saying he’s got no heart.

• Classic Dagestani maths from Khabib.

• Khabib talking about packing up coaching.

• Khamzat’s getting disrespectful.

• Islam might be on the secret juice.

• Bit of Poatan stat chat.

• How do you go from Khamzat to Glenn?

• Arman’s mouthing off again.

• JDM and Islam face off.

• Danis vs Taylor MMA bout on the way.

• Adin Ross probably shat himself.

• These streamers getting UFC attention is painful to watch.

• Ali hits Helwani with straight facts.

• Rule changes coming for finger fouls.

Plus this week’s chat between Brad and Zoey about Islam’s recent wins, JDM in his sights, and a few random tangents as usual.

This week we run through Garcia vs Onama at the Apex and tee up Bonfim vs Brown. Bit going on in the MMA world too.

Topics include:

• Jon Jones taking the piss out of Tom Aspinall, then rocking up to a dirty boxing event on a horse with an eye patch.

• Zuck looking scared again, Ronda losing the plot, and her latest spray on Joe Rogan.

• Strickland and Pereira wrestling, and Jones begging Dana to “let me bang, bro.”

• Jake Paul vs Gervonta Davis off after legal dramas, plus Jake and Francis trading shots online.

• Islam not fighting Ilia at 155, Merab’s jacuzzi antics, and a dodgy sub that’s got people talking.

• Chat about UFC fights under investigation for fixing, Ariel saying fighters were approached to throw bouts, Dana firing back.

• Bo Nickal dumped to the prelims, Jiri wanting a third with Pereira or a crack at middleweight, CJI 3 confirmed, and some wild UFC 322 stats.

Bit of news, a few laughs, and plenty of fight talk.

Alright legends, strap in. UFC 321 was an absolute circus. Three blokes missed weight before we even got started, and the refs actually grew a spine for once. Maksum grabs the fence, point gone, fair play. Next fight, Abdelwahab drops a cheeky elbow to the back of the head, bang, another point. Love to see it.

Wood vs. Delgado had a couple of nut shots, but Herzog handled it like a pro. Then we got Klein vs. Beck, a proper war until Klein’s ankle gave way and he couldn’t stand, brutal stuff. Ikram looked solid, Walker snagged another sub, and Salkilld flattened his opponent on short notice. Rakvic got sparked by a jab (yeah, that bad), and Dern’s your new champ, even if the commentary team were carrying pom-poms for her.

Umar looked sharp, Bautista didn’t lose any stock, and then there’s Tommy and Gane, eye pokes, chaos, and Dana’s face said it all.

We wrap it all up with some spicy MMA news:

• Patchy Mix fails a drug test (shock horror)

• DC’s take on the heavyweight mess

• Conor stirring the pot as usual

• Jon Jones trolling everyone with a new profile pic

• Islam being funny one minute and a menace the next

• Poatan roasting Tom’s “acting”

• Jim Miller weighing in on the eye-poke plague

• Bryce Mitchell’s nose now in two pieces

• And apparently, UFC’s moving to Paramount+ but Kayo’s still got the PPVs

Oh, and Ilia vs. Paddy and Volk vs. Movsar are looking real, huge if true.

Stick around for the banter, the breakdowns, and a few laughs at Conor’s expense.

Oi, what a week in MMA! In this episode, we take a proper look back at UFC Vancouver. Bruno Silva pulled off a slick sub, Aori Qileng landed a filthy KO, and Drew Dober delivered two straight shots to the plums, lost a point, then came back swinging like a lunatic to put Propelec to sleep. Classic Dober.

We also chat about Big Dan’s absolute blunder, stopping a fight with a full 3 seconds on the clock and the fight continuing.

Then we dive into UFC 321 for the preview. The Mutt Multi is back with picks from Matt, Brad, and Jack, and of course, a bit of head-to-head heat. Who’s nailing the tips, and who’s way off?

Plenty of fight announcements and MMA headlines to get through:

• Ilia vs Paddy locked in for UFC 324, Paramount’s first crack at it

• Strickland vs Fluffy coming in hot

• RIP to the great Duke Roufus, gone way too soon

• One FC firing shots

• Chito popping his own finger back in, tough as nails

• Serial killer vibes during a walkout… legit?

• RDR making excuses but still chasing Strickland

• Jon Jones frothing over Hasbulla again

• Merab being a mad unit

• Ariel grilling Moneyberg

• Arnold Allen apparently jumped in Montreal?

• And yep, Rogan’s now hyping Jones vs Pereira at the White House 🤯

It’s all happening. Punch-ons, controversy, and a healthy dose of nonsense. Let’s rip in.

Righto, this week’s ep is a big one.

We’re kicking things off with a preview of UFC Qatar, then diving into a full UFC 320 review, a proper banger of a card.

• FOTN goes to Khalil vs Jiri (what a war)

• POTN for Jiri, Pereira, and Pyfer

• Poatan was ready to call out Jon Jones at the White House, but instead gave a touching tribute to Arthur Jone, class act.

• We give UFC 320 a rating and break down all the key moments.

Then it’s on to UFC Brazil, where Mario Pinto stole the show, absolutely funny as f***.

Fight Announcements? Some belters this week:

• Paddy vs Max? Could be on the cards

• Merab vs Petr Yan 2 in December

• Blachowicz vs Guskov

• Peyton Talbott vs Cejudo, wait, what?

• O’Malley vs Yadong rumours heating up

MMA News has been cooked this week:

• Conor’s on the mic with Mike Perry for Bare Knuckle and even jumped into a face-off

• Dan Hooker’s not shy , calling out Arman

• Shavkat’s knee gone again, out for 10 months

• DC being DC, reckons McGregor should co-main and Jon Jones should fight for America

• Sad news: Arthur Jones, Jon’s brother, has passed away at 39

• Merab sparred 5 rounds on fight day, this bloke’s different

• Poatan and Jones at the White House, bit of cheek between him and Ankalaev’s crew

• Mike Perry channeling McGregor hard

• Ulberg ready to step up – says he’ll fight Jiri to prove he’s the real contender

• Conor’s suspension , 18 months, reckons he knows where it all went wrong

• Ariel gave his two cents

• Khabib’s not looking too cheery

• Sanko? Starfish moment

• Suman Mokhtarian tragically killed in Aus, rest in peace

• Tafa’s taking some time off, Usman Nurmagomedov’s out for doping before Rio

• Cory’s excuse? One of the worst we’ve heard

Bit of fight talk, bit of chaos, and a whole lot of MMA, give it a listen and let us know your take.

Righto, in this week’s episode we go over the chaos from UFC Perth, preview the bangers lined up for UFC 320, and as always, we’ve got a stack of fight news, dodgy takes, and questionable predictions.

We’ve got the usual Mutt Multi (PPV), and things get a bit heated in the Head-to-Head with Jack, Matt, and Brad all throwing their two cents in and a few insults while they’re at it.

🧨 New Fights Locked In:

• BSD vs Beneil

• Hooker vs Arman

• Belal vs Garry

• Brady vs Morales

🗞️ MMA News You Didn’t Ask For:

• Conor wants White House money, reckons he’s negotiating with Trump himself

• Dillashaw’s coaching Emmett now? What’s going on there

• Jenkins breaks “only” 5 legs this time

• Big Ank & Poatan cross paths, is Ank actually keen to scrap?

• Lopes vs Silva drama, did he get Molly wopped or nah? Brad reckons he had a carton of eggs on his scone

• JDM calling a KO, Strickland getting sued, Tafa’s record getting side-eyed

• Wanderlei KO’d by a bloke in a tux after a boxing event. no, seriously

• Dana’s still got boxing dreams

• Plus heaps more nonsense

🏋️‍♂️ Aspinall’s looking massive, Belato’s dropping sneaky stats, and Dave Shaw chats about that Magny stoppage. Oh and we give a quick shout about the Broncos vs Storm GF.

Righto, we’re back previewing UFC Perth this week and throwing out a few Piestrong punts for the crowd. Some cracking matchups on this card, so we’re having a proper look.

Bit going on in the fight world too
Fiziev’s out and it looks like Gamrot’s stepping in against Charles
Ilia vs Paddy’s being lined up for UFC 324 - fair to say one of those blokes is getting exposed
Danaher’s had a swing at Moneyberg (yep, that’s still a thing)
Conor reckons he’s fighting Chandler on a White House card… we’ll believe it when we see it
The Jake Paul vs Andre August Davis circus kicks off
Darren Till’s loving life, who should he punch next
Danis reckons Holland’s an easy lay up to the rankings
Poatan’s hitting mitts like a demon, apparently Big Ank hid from him at the PI (can’t blame him)
Movsar’s calling out contenders, probably because he knows the title shot isn’t coming
Paddy calls his shot… and somehow insults all of Spain in the process
Islam and JDM keep their undefeated runs going and it’s looking scary
JDM’s training with Bam Bam now so you know it’s getting loose
And no, there’s still no Francis for that PFL heavyweight title fight. Yawn

We wrap it all up with some current events, a couple of hot takes, and a deep philosophical debate
Baccarat, Jack’s first hand at the casino on the weekend. Player or Banker?