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🎉 EPISODE 100. WE SURVIVED. SOMEHOW. 🎉

The Poor Choices Show hits triple digits and immediately proves we should not be trusted with milestones.

This episode has everything:
Questionable health advice, powder-based breakfast decisions, religious conversions that won’t hold up in court, and the kind of nostalgia that sneaks up on you while you’re “just cleaning.”

We reflect on a year of podcasting, bad habits that stuck around, and the terrifying realization that we’ve done this 100 times. Along the way, we argue about desks made of doors, blackheads that qualify as archaeological finds, names that haven’t existed since the Great Depression, and whether a magic carpet is legally a rug.

If you’ve been here since episode one, thanks for the emotional damage.
If you’re new, this is your warning.

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• Raw, unfiltered comedy podcast
• Awful opinions delivered confidently
• Perfect background noise until you stop what you’re doing and stare at the TV

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100 episodes in.
Still no growth as people.
Thanks for watching.

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Pop-Tart Logic, Grinch Trauma, & Blind Millionaire Problems

It’s the last Pour Choices of the year, so naturally we opened the champagne bottle of chaos and let it foam all over the floor. The boys are debating the deep stuff, like whether a Pop-Tart is technically a ravioli (it is), and Chris drops a totally casual bomb about anthrax stockpiles and government seed bunkers—because nothing screams holiday cheer like biohazard paranoia.

We relive the annual lie that is New Year’s resolutions, laugh at tweets that hit way too close to home, and wonder if David deserves jail time for thinking mosquito eaters are just really swole mosquitoes — he’s a father by the way. There's also a wholesome moment where David traumatizes his daughter at a distillery featuring the Grinch, because parenting is about balance. Then it’s a lightning round of “This or That,” a “Pour Choices Awards” ceremony (Jake Paul catches a stray, again), and a rundown of the dumbest headlines from 2025.

And if none of that sounds insane enough, we throw in a $50 million challenge that involves going blind every night when the sun sets. Would you take the money, or are you a coward who enjoys vision too much? We wrap it up with birthdays, booze, and a draft involving the number 99 — yes, seriously.

Smash that subscribe button like it insulted your mom, give us a like because validation is our drug of choice, and drop a comment telling us your dumbest resolution so we don’t feel alone.

Now let’s make POUR CHOICES!

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Chapters
00:00 – INTRO
6:37 – IS A POP-TART RAVIOLI?
9:56 – ONE OF EVERYTHING
12:01 – MEMORABLE NEW YEARS RESOLUTION
15:55 – NEW YEAR, NEW TWEETS
20:45 – MOSQUITO EATERS
22:48 – THE, THE, THE, THE GRINCH!
25:04 – THIS OR THAT – NEW YEAR’S EDITION
28:19 – FINISH THE YEAR, FINISH THE SENTENCE
29:37 – 2025 POUR CHOICES AWARDS
32:48 – 2025, OR NOT 2025?
35:43 – THE FUNNIEST/DUMBEST HEADLINES FROM 2025
42:02 – THE “99” DRAFT
45:55 – $50,000,000 CHALLENGE
50:24 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT DO YOU EXPECT 2026 MAJOR EVENT TO BE?
55:43 – ASK REDDIT – ADULTS, HOW DO YOU DO IT ALL EVERY DAY?
58:11 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
1:01:28 – THIS DAY IN HISTORY
1:05:47 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
1:08:57 – OUTRO

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KFC Christmas, Home Alone Conspiracies, & Seriously.., WTF is Kwanzaa?

This episode is basically what happens when you lock two grown men in a room with Christmas spirit, internet access, and absolutely no adult supervision. We spiral from Japan apparently treating KFC like holy communion on Christmas, to Chick‑fil‑A setting the global standard for customer service, to Chris discovering you can schedule texts like it’s brand-new witchcraft. Somewhere in there, we calculate how financially irresponsible the 12 Days of Christmas actually is and argue whether Home Alone is secretly a Christian movie… before immediately explaining why it makes absolutely zero sense from a legal, parental, or logical standpoint.

Then things get festive and unhinged. We break down Christmas trivia no one asked for (like Donner allegedly being Rudolph’s dad), try to figure out what the hell Kwanzaa actually is, and ask some slightly offensive questions about it that will definitely age poorly. There’s beet strips (don’t ask), Florida charging $50 for a plastic license, Christmas conspiracy theories, and the eternal problem of what to buy the person who already owns everything—and doesn’t need another candle. We also play games like This or That – Christmas Edition, Would You Rather – Christmas Edition, and match the best-selling gifts of the 90s to the correct year, which is way harder than it should be if you claim to love nostalgia.

We wrap it up with Pour Choices (liquid courage), a holiday work outing recap, and AskReddit gems about the worst gifts people have ever received and everyone’s hottest Christmas takes. So like, smash subscribe or don’t—we’ll still be here arguing about Die Hard and judging your Secret Santa choices either way. Drop a comment if you’ve ever gotten socks from someone who definitely hates you.

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Chapters
INTRO – 00:00
DIE HARD WON’T DIE – 2:25
TECHNOLOGY UPDATES – 3:51
12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS – 7:30
HOME ALONE IS A CHRSTIAN MOVIE – 13:25
HOME ALONE DOESN’T MAKE ANY SENSE – 15:37
BEET STRIPS – 18:40
CHRISTMAS TRIVIA – 20:25
RUDOLPF THE RED NOSED REINDEER – 28:11
HAPPY KWANZAA! – 28:55
KWANZAA QUESTIONS – 34:20
THIS OR THAT – CHRISTMAS EDITION – 37:05
SACRIFICIAL LICENSE RENEWAL – 41:03
WHAT DO YOU GET THE PERSON WHO HAS EVERYTHING? – 42:41
CHRISTMAS CONSPIRACY THEORIES – 45:02
BEST SELLING GIFTS OF THE 90'S – 54:23
WOULD YOU RATHER - CHRISTMAS EDITION – 58:41
THIS WEEK'S POUR CHOICES – 01:00:23
HOLIDAY WORK OUTING – 01:03:01
ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S THE WORST GIFT YOU’VE GOTTEN FOR CHRISTMAS? – 01:05:19
ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S YOUR CHRISTMAS HOT TAKE? – 01:11:18
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! – 01:21:42
OUTRO – 01:23:29

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