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Pumice Stones, Purple Poop, and Power Rangers PTSD

Nothing says "holiday spirit" like putting your tree up in early November and scouring your toilet bowl like it personally wronged you. Chris is already in full Christmas mode (despite still having broken toes), while David discovers the magical power of pumice stones—and unfortunately, the side effects of ube pancakes. Spoiler: Barney-colored diapers.

We tackle the truly important questions: What Harry Potter spell would you abuse for petty gain? What number should float over people’s heads in public like a video game HUD? If lasagnas stack, do they merge? Also: we blind rank our apocalypse survival team (yes, the guy with the crossbow and no personality made the list), dive into the existential horror of living in a nightclub for a year for $1M, and try to decide whether Shiloh or Wishbone was the better good boy. Oh, and David casually starts a garden. No homo.

If you’ve ever wondered why “TGI Fridays” dropped the TGI, why club food tastes like edible regret, or how long you’d survive in a world run by war-hungry otters, this episode is for you. Tap that like button like it's covered in glitter, subscribe because shame is dead, and comment with your favorite Harry Potter spell (just don’t say Expelliarmus, you basic).

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Chapters
00:00 – INTRO
5:41 – IT’S ALMOST CHRISTMAS!
­­­7:20 – PUMICE STONE FTW!
13:03 – HARRY POTTER SPELLS IN EVERY DAY LIFE
16:10 – JUDGING BY THE NUMBERS
18:03 – BLIND RANK YOUR APOCOLYPSE SURVIVAL TEAM
22:00 – UBE PANCAKES
24:05 – LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS
25:29 – ONE HAS TO GO – HARRY POTTER EDITION
31:47 – CRAZY NFL STATS & FACTS – ROUND 8
37:11 – ABC GAME - HARRY POTTER EDITION
43:15 – GO GO POWER RANGERS
48:22 – $1,000,000 CHALLENGE
51:28 – TGIF
54:24 – TWIN PEAKS
54:49 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
57:59 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S THE FIRST SPECIES TO START A WAR WITH HUMAN LEVEL INTELLIGENCE?
1:05:00 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S THE FASTEST WAY YOU’VE EVER LOST WEIGHT?
1:09:39 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
1:10:57 – OUTRO

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Gay-bors, Glitter Bombs, and Goliath Regret

This week’s episode is like if a Hallmark Christmas special did ayahuasca in a Walmart parking lot. David’s out here befriending his new gay-bors while trick-or-treating like a wholesome sitcom dad, and Chris realizes—live on air—that he bought a set of glitter-covered ornaments and basically nuked his entire living room in fairy dust. Meanwhile, both of them are already deep into the Christmas spirit like they’ve never met November.

Somewhere between broken toes, boot countdowns, and Amazon delivery PTSD, we debate whether one lasagna stacked on another is still one lasagna (it is, fight us). We dissect cinematic betrayal in House of Dynamite, talk Billy Bob Thornton’s forehead wrinkles in Goliath, and get deep with air karate videos from shirtless men named Joel on Instagram. Plus, the billion-dollar screen challenge will have you reconsidering your Pornhub habits, and we bring back more NFL stats, “Pour Choices,” and a debate over whether Shiloh or Wishbone was the better good boy. (Spoiler: one of them didn’t make us cry as hard.)

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Chapters
0:00 – INTRO
5:53 – HOUSE OF DYNAMITE
10:57 – GOLIATH
12:38 – SALLY’S SEASHELLS
14:54 – R-RATED MOVIES
17:11 – 1 LASAGNA OR 2?
19:31 – DAD JOKES
22:08 – TOE UPDATE
27:57 – GOTTA BLAST!
29:09 – AMAZON WOES PT. 843
35:49 – CHRISTMAS CAME EARLY
41:13 – GAY-BORS
45:38 – POP-STROKE
49:57 – F&#% GLITTER
52:05 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
54:47 – SHILOH VS WISHBONE
56:47 – POUR CHOICES BEER GARDEN
58:23 – #JOELSATZMAN
1:01:59 – CRAZY NFL STATS & FACTS – ROUND 7
1:06:40 – $1,000,000,000 CHALLENGE
1:12:41 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S THE BEST THING FOR HOME DEFENSE IF YOU CAN’T OWN A G**?
1:21:46 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT ARE SOME OF THE CRAZIEST HUMAN STATISTICS EVER?
1:29:44 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
1:33:45 – OUTRO

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CJ Khaled, Prosthetic Stats & Reverse Exorcisms

Welcome to another episode of Pour Choices, where the IQ drops faster than Chris’s Amazon delivery success rate. We kick things off with a very adult discussion about drunken pants-peeing (spoiler: it’s happened), then dive headfirst into the theology of Chris’s fake conversion to Islam — shoutout to our boy CJ Khaled. Meanwhile, David’s asking the real DMV questions: if you’ve got no legs, does your license still say you’re 6’2”? Science.

We spiral into chaos with Harry Potter-themed “Would You Rather,” argue over ideal bottle mouth diameters (yes, really), and debate reverse exorcisms where the demon tells the priest to get out. There's also “Total Spine” (not a Metallica cover band, just Chris’s orthopedist), Mortal Kombat gods, food state rankings, Amazon woes round 12, and a $10M Groundhog Day challenge. Plus: broken toes, NFL stats, NSFW advice no one asked for, and gravestone texts you’ll regret sending.

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Chapters
00:00 – INTRO
3:10 – YOU’RE ONLY COOL IF YOU PEE YOUR PANTS
4:24 – FORGED BY SEA
7:14 – CHRIS IS CONVERTING TO MUSLIM
10:15 – UNO!
14:15 – YOU MUST BE THIS TALL TO RIDE THIS RIDE
15:59 – WHAT'S THE OPTIMAL DRINK OPENING SIZE?
17:23 – CJ KHALED
18:45 – REVERSE EXORCISM
19:44 – TOTAL SPINE & MORE
22:22 – SHEEVA
23:48 – MOVIES & TV SHOWS
28:35 – TOP 10 STATES WITH THE BEST FOOD
35:10 – HARRY POTTER WOULD YOU RATHER
42:56 – MORE AMAZON WOES
46:53 – CRAZY NFL STATS & FACTS - ROUND 6
50:24 – THE FALL FESTIVAL THAT WASN'T
54:38 – $10,000,000 CHALLENGE
59:59 – THIS WEEK'S POUR CHOICES
1:03:10 – ASK REDDIT - YOUR LAST TEXT IS WHAT WILL BE WRITTEN ON YOUR GRAVESTONE, WHAT DOES IT SAY?
1:07:44 – ASK REDDIT - WHAT'S A NSFW TIP THAT YOU WISH EVERYONE KNEW?
1:10:52 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
1:11:50 – OUTRO
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