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The Juice Is Loose, and So Is Chris…

This week on The Pour Choices Show, we break out the nostalgia, the Harry Potter facts, and some very questionable opinions—including one about the true identity of the Kool-Aid Man. (Is he the juice or the pitcher? The people demand answers.)

We kick things off with:
🎧 That one time there was an actual contest to guess when Amy Winehouse would die—for an iPod. Yes, really.
💡 Chris declares Maryland’s Thomas Point Lighthouse “famous,” and David calls bullsh*t—because outside of Annapolis, nobody knows that thing exists.
☕ Chris introduces “Proffee” (protein + coffee), and David considers ending the show on the spot.

From there, we spiral:
👾 Nostalgia hits hard with Invader Zim, but Chris immediately cancels himself by forgetting Juneteenth exists
🫗 The Kool-Aid Man debate gets… philosophical
📝 Chris insists he’s “very detail-oriented,” which is probably the least detail-oriented thing you can say
🎤 Cringe Alert: Chris re-enacts the “Who put the muffins in the freezer” TikTok trend—on his coworkers. In real life.

Then it gets wild:
💥 Chris finally talks about his girlfriend like we’re defusing a bomb
💬 We play a round of "Random Questions" that include “is 20 a lot?” and “is a hot minute longer than a cold one?” (spoiler: yes, we’re idiots)
🧙‍♂️ HARRY PODDER (A Podcast): We consider pivoting the entire show into a Harry Potter rewatch podcast because those clips get more views than anything else we post
📚 Did You Know – Harry Potter Edition: Fun facts about magical flatulence and Dumbledore’s questionable decisions

Plus:
🪓 Joke of the Day: “How does a non-binary person kill people?” They/them. (We're going to hell.)
🎤 We revisit how Elvis died because… why not?
💵 How Much Would It Take: Would you drink your own pee? Go bald forever? Never text again?
🧠 Are You a Psychopath? Take the quiz and find out who’s most likely to become a Netflix documentary
🔬 Ask Reddit: You’re a mad scientist creating a weapon of mass frustration—what do you build?

This episode is packed tighter than a Juneteenth bank line Chris didn’t know was closed. Tune in, drink up, and pray we don’t actually become a Harry Potter podcast.

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Chapters
00:00 – INTRO
1:29 – AMY WINEHOUSE CONTEST
3:44 – THAT FAMOUS LIGHTHOUSE IN MARYLAND
5:08 – WTF IS A PRO-FFEE?
7:19 – INVADER ZIM
8:42 – JUNETEENTH
10:56 – IS THE KOOL-AID MAN THE PITCHER OR THE JUICE?
12:00 – “VERY DETAIL ORIENTED”
14:04 – BEATING THE SYSTEM
16:40 – TIKTOK CRINGE
19:49 – EXTROVERTING AN INTROVERT
23:28 – RANDOM QUESTIONS
24:29 – HARRY PODDER (A PODCAST)
28:03 – DID YOU KNOW? (HARRY POTTER EDITION)
37:26 – JOKE OF THE DAY
38:11 – THE KING OF ROCK N ROLL
40:43 – CHRIS’S GIRLFRIEND
43:53 – HOW MUCH MONEY WOULD IT TAKE FOR YOU TO DO THESE THINGS?
48:21 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
50:05 – ARE YOU A PSYCHOPATH?
55:14 – NATIONAL DAYS & BIRTHDAYS
1:02:42 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S YOUR MILDLY INFURIATING INVENTION?
1:20:45 – OUTRO

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Turn the Air Down, Flush the Truth Away 💨💩🍺

This week on The Pour Choices Show, we kick things off by asking the big questions—like how the hell did P Diddy dodge the sex trafficking charge? Did money change hands? Did he flush the evidence? Which conveniently leads us to another mystery: Where does poop go after you flush it? No really. Is it just... stored somewhere? Forever?

From legal loopholes to sewage systems, we spiral fast:

🕶️ Night vision: How expensive is it to see in the dark, and can it help you see what’s not even there?

🍺 Pinter Brewing: David bought a homebrew kit off an email ad, and we’re either getting rich or hospitalized.

🌬️ “Turn the air up or down?” We tackle the question that has ruined relationships and HVAC units nationwide.

Then David forces the real issue:
🎯 Chris STILL won’t talk about his new girlfriend… so David turns up the heat with the Baby Daddy Speed Round—asking rapid-fire questions about fatherhood, despite Chris being a stepdad for like, two weeks.

We get into:
👶 “Would You Rather – New Dad Edition”: Would you rather step on a LEGO or listen to “Baby Shark” for hours a day?
🍼 “Guess What These Baby Terms Mean”: Chris learns what meconium is and regrets everything.
💍 “How Long Until You…” move in, share a toothbrush, or start calling her kid “champ”?
🧠 Guess the Category: Three random images. One common theme. Try not to embarrass yourself.

Plus:
🎂 Celebrity Birthdays
🍷 This Week’s Pour Choices
🕳️ Are dimples just face buttholes?
😈 AskReddit: Most diabolical coworker nicknames - “Slacksquatch,” “Janet the Caffeine Succubus,” and the man simply known as “Printer Jesus”

So grab your baby wipes, pour a homebrew, and turn the air to whatever the hell you want—this is the most dad-coded episode we’ve ever done.

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Chapters
00:00 – INTRO
1:32 – DIDDY DO IT?
3:34 – CAN YOU SEE IN THE DARK?
4:56 – NIGHT VISION
6:42 – WHERE DOES POOP GO?
10:17 – PINTER BREWING
16:17 – DO YOU TURN THE AIR UP OR DOWN?
20:25 – KICK THE DUST UP
23:21 – DAVID PUTS HIS FOOT DOWN
24:33 – PRIME DAY
30:22 – BABY DADDY SPEED ROUND
33:20 – WOULD YOU RATHER? – NEW DAD EDITION
38:06 – GUESS THE CATEGORY
46:10 – GUESS WHAT THESE THINGS ARE – NEW DAD EDITION
50:25 – HOW LONG UNTIL YOU…
53:42 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY
54:21 – WHAT ARE DIMPLES
55:27 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
57:38 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S THE MOST DIABOLICAL NICKNAME FOR A COWORKER YOU’VE EVER HEARD?
1:01:40 – OUTRO

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HAPPY F***ING FREEDOM DAY! 🇺🇸🦅💥

This week on The Pour Choices Show, we celebrate America the only way we know how—by discussing international conflict, dark hypotheticals, food rankings, Hogwarts houses, and of course, the possibility of sexually negotiating world peace.

We kick things off with:
🎶 A banger rendition of “I Ran” by A Flock of Seagulls
🇮🇷 A perfectly timed Facebook comment about Iran: “They bout to be called I shoulda RAN”
💣 And the real question: Would you commit unspeakable acts on Osama bin Laden on September 10th if it meant 9/11 never happened? Spoiler: Chris answers too quickly.

Then it gets patriotic:
🥩 Blind Ranking Fourth of July Foods (Hot dogs vs. Potato salad? There’s a correct answer.)
🏛️ Most ‘America’ Moment of Your Life—and no, it’s not just shooting fireworks off a boat shirtless.
🧙 Assigning U.S. States to Hogwarts Houses (Spoiler: Florida is definitely Slytherin.)
🌭 Regional 4th of July Traditions – Apparently some people eat tacos and call it freedom.

But wait, there’s freedom-fueled nonsense:
📈 David’s cholesterol is down, but Chris still won’t admit he has a girlfriend.
🧠 Try-Not-to-Laugh jokes that range from dark to career-ending.
🎩 The eerie Lincoln/JFK coincidences return to haunt us.
🌙 Chris dreams of leaving the podcast for ESPN—probably because we made him do a 4th of July Mad Lib.
🚗 “Drivers who creep forward at red lights—what dark timeline are you racing toward?”

And as always, we deliver the goods:
🧃 This Week’s Pour Choices: Tastes like freedom and poor decision-making.
🤖 A.I. videos that somehow keep racism alive, even in 4K.
🗽 AskReddit dives into a burning question – What’s the most American thing ever

So crack a beer, light something illegal, and declare war on your eardrums—because this is the most American episode we’ve ever made.

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Chapters
00:00 – INTRO
3:04 – WAKA FLOCKA SEAGULLS
3:56 – I-SHOULDA-RAN
6:03 – WOULD YOU PREVENT 9/11?
7:24 – WHAT WAS THE MOST “AMERICA” MOMENT IN YOUR LIFE?
9:29 – HOW DO YOU MEASURE THE PRESSURE OF A SNEEZE?
12:47 – BLIND RANK 4TH OF JULY FOODS
15:45 – U.S STATES AS HOGWARTS HOUSES
21:54 – “UPSTATE” NEW YORK
22:52 – REGIONAL 4TH OF JULY DIFFERENCES
29:50 – JAPANESE INDEPENDENCE
33:15 – LIFE UPDATE
35:34 – TRY NOT TO LAUGH - JOKES
38:42 – THE ABE LINCOLN AND J.F.K. COINCEDENCE
42:53 – CHRIS’S DREAM
45:19 – I’M NOT YOUR GUY, BUDDY
47:26 – I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE - A MAD LIB
51:03 – WOULD YOU RATHER?
52:30 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
53:38 – ASK REDDIT – DRIVERS WHO CREEP FORWARD AT A RED LIGHT, WHY?
57:12 – A.I. VIDEOS
58:38 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT IS THE MOST AMERICAN THING EVER?
1:01:42 – WHAT DOES IT MEAN TO “DECLARE WAR”?
1:04:05 – OUTRO

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