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🎉 EPISODE 100. WE SURVIVED. SOMEHOW. 🎉

The Poor Choices Show hits triple digits and immediately proves we should not be trusted with milestones.

This episode has everything:
Questionable health advice, powder-based breakfast decisions, religious conversions that won’t hold up in court, and the kind of nostalgia that sneaks up on you while you’re “just cleaning.”

We reflect on a year of podcasting, bad habits that stuck around, and the terrifying realization that we’ve done this 100 times. Along the way, we argue about desks made of doors, blackheads that qualify as archaeological finds, names that haven’t existed since the Great Depression, and whether a magic carpet is legally a rug.

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Pop-Tart Logic, Grinch Trauma, & Blind Millionaire Problems

It’s the last Pour Choices of the year, so naturally we opened the champagne bottle of chaos and let it foam all over the floor. The boys are debating the deep stuff, like whether a Pop-Tart is technically a ravioli (it is), and Chris drops a totally casual bomb about anthrax stockpiles and government seed bunkers—because nothing screams holiday cheer like biohazard paranoia.

We relive the annual lie that is New Year’s resolutions, laugh at tweets that hit way too close to home, and wonder if David deserves jail time for thinking mosquito eaters are just really swole mosquitoes — he’s a father by the way. There's also a wholesome moment where David traumatizes his daughter at a distillery featuring the Grinch, because parenting is about balance. Then it’s a lightning round of “This or That,” a “Pour Choices Awards” ceremony (Jake Paul catches a stray, again), and a rundown of the dumbest headlines from 2025.

And if none of that sounds insane enough, we throw in a $50 million challenge that involves going blind every night when the sun sets. Would you take the money, or are you a coward who enjoys vision too much? We wrap it up with birthdays, booze, and a draft involving the number 99 — yes, seriously.

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Chapters
00:00 – INTRO
6:37 – IS A POP-TART RAVIOLI?
9:56 – ONE OF EVERYTHING
12:01 – MEMORABLE NEW YEARS RESOLUTION
15:55 – NEW YEAR, NEW TWEETS
20:45 – MOSQUITO EATERS
22:48 – THE, THE, THE, THE GRINCH!
25:04 – THIS OR THAT – NEW YEAR’S EDITION
28:19 – FINISH THE YEAR, FINISH THE SENTENCE
29:37 – 2025 POUR CHOICES AWARDS
32:48 – 2025, OR NOT 2025?
35:43 – THE FUNNIEST/DUMBEST HEADLINES FROM 2025
42:02 – THE “99” DRAFT
45:55 – $50,000,000 CHALLENGE
50:24 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT DO YOU EXPECT 2026 MAJOR EVENT TO BE?
55:43 – ASK REDDIT – ADULTS, HOW DO YOU DO IT ALL EVERY DAY?
58:11 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
1:01:28 – THIS DAY IN HISTORY
1:05:47 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
1:08:57 – OUTRO

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KFC Christmas, Home Alone Conspiracies, & Seriously.., WTF is Kwanzaa?

This episode is basically what happens when you lock two grown men in a room with Christmas spirit, internet access, and absolutely no adult supervision. We spiral from Japan apparently treating KFC like holy communion on Christmas, to Chick‑fil‑A setting the global standard for customer service, to Chris discovering you can schedule texts like it’s brand-new witchcraft. Somewhere in there, we calculate how financially irresponsible the 12 Days of Christmas actually is and argue whether Home Alone is secretly a Christian movie… before immediately explaining why it makes absolutely zero sense from a legal, parental, or logical standpoint.

Then things get festive and unhinged. We break down Christmas trivia no one asked for (like Donner allegedly being Rudolph’s dad), try to figure out what the hell Kwanzaa actually is, and ask some slightly offensive questions about it that will definitely age poorly. There’s beet strips (don’t ask), Florida charging $50 for a plastic license, Christmas conspiracy theories, and the eternal problem of what to buy the person who already owns everything—and doesn’t need another candle. We also play games like This or That – Christmas Edition, Would You Rather – Christmas Edition, and match the best-selling gifts of the 90s to the correct year, which is way harder than it should be if you claim to love nostalgia.

We wrap it up with Pour Choices (liquid courage), a holiday work outing recap, and AskReddit gems about the worst gifts people have ever received and everyone’s hottest Christmas takes. So like, smash subscribe or don’t—we’ll still be here arguing about Die Hard and judging your Secret Santa choices either way. Drop a comment if you’ve ever gotten socks from someone who definitely hates you.

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Chapters
INTRO – 00:00
DIE HARD WON’T DIE – 2:25
TECHNOLOGY UPDATES – 3:51
12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS – 7:30
HOME ALONE IS A CHRSTIAN MOVIE – 13:25
HOME ALONE DOESN’T MAKE ANY SENSE – 15:37
BEET STRIPS – 18:40
CHRISTMAS TRIVIA – 20:25
RUDOLPF THE RED NOSED REINDEER – 28:11
HAPPY KWANZAA! – 28:55
KWANZAA QUESTIONS – 34:20
THIS OR THAT – CHRISTMAS EDITION – 37:05
SACRIFICIAL LICENSE RENEWAL – 41:03
WHAT DO YOU GET THE PERSON WHO HAS EVERYTHING? – 42:41
CHRISTMAS CONSPIRACY THEORIES – 45:02
BEST SELLING GIFTS OF THE 90'S – 54:23
WOULD YOU RATHER - CHRISTMAS EDITION – 58:41
THIS WEEK'S POUR CHOICES – 01:00:23
HOLIDAY WORK OUTING – 01:03:01
ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S THE WORST GIFT YOU’VE GOTTEN FOR CHRISTMAS? – 01:05:19
ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S YOUR CHRISTMAS HOT TAKE? – 01:11:18
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! – 01:21:42
OUTRO – 01:23:29

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Bezos Island, Nudist Colonies, & Panic at Panera

If you've ever asked yourself, “What do Confucius, naked people, masturbating hobos, and Jeff Bezos ghost challenges have in common?” …welcome to the only podcast dumb enough to answer that question.

In this episode of Pour Choices Show, the boys dig into some real philosophical brain benders—like whether Bingo was the farmer or the dog, why the alphabet is in that weird-ass order, and if Netflix is about to turn Harry Potter into a drag brunch. David admits he didn’t know “striped pajamas” had Holocaust vibes, Chris caught a homeless dude punching the clown in a Panera bathroom, and somewhere in between, they hand out heartfelt advice for terrible human beings.

We also find out that nudists apparently have a capital, and the only thing weirder than that is the fact that Chris's boss wants to know everyone’s favorite tree. Oh, and don’t miss our totally serious survival breakdown of the Jeff Bezos Naked Island $1.3M Challenge, where you’ve got weekly Amazon credits and no WiFi—but hey, at least there’s a U2 iPod and angry monkeys to keep you company. Toss in some Pour Choices, a couple wild Ask Reddit segments (including a nudist AMA), and our usual chaos, and you've got yourself another episode your therapist would recommend skipping.

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Chapters
00:00 – INTRO
2:45 – WHO IS CONFUSCIUS?
4:35 – WILL NETFLIX RUIN HARRY POTTER?
9:13 – DON'T CALL IT A TREE-MAIL
12:27 – WHY DOES THE ALPHABET EXIST IN THAT ORDER?
17:31 – WAS BINGO THE NAME OF THE FARMER OR THE DOG?
19:39 – CHRISTMAS NOSTALGIA
20:56 – STRIPED PAJAMAS
25:42 – DOUBLE DARE 2025
28:33 – GREAT ADVICE FOR $HITTY PEOPLE
35:55 – HOME ALONE 5 – HOMELESS & ALONE
40:57 – NUDIST CAPITAL OF THE WORLD
52:19 – COME TOGETHER
53:13 – $1,000,000 CHALLENGE
59:14 – WHICH IS MORE FRUSTRATING?
1:02:42 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
1:06:34 – ASK REDDIT – I’M A NUDIST, ASK ME ANYTHING
1:09:23 – ASK REDDIT – IF YOU COULD SEND A 10 SECOND MESSAGE TO EVERYONE ON EARTH AT ONCE, WHAT WOULD IT SAY?
1:12:02 – POOR OLD MEN
1:14:10 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
1:16:12 – OUTRO

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Blood, Bischoff & the $35K Cosplay

This week’s episode is basically a wrestling fan fever dream, because Glacier himself crashes the show — yes, the man with the $500,000 entrance, the $35,000 armor, and the coldest gimmick WCW ever attempted without getting sued by Mortal Kombat. The ice melts immediately when he tells us about a little kid’s priceless reaction to meeting Glacier in the wild, then we hit him with a game of “Is It True?” where we fact check his Wikipedia entry. From being the first All‑State player out of Brunswick, to carving his father’s badge number into his armor, to auditioning for Walker Texas Ranger and doing stunt work for Disney — the man has lived 14 lifetimes and looks like he could still hit a spinning back kick today.

Glacier breaks down how wrestlers basically play “themselves but turned up to 11,” why his debut was delayed longer than Half-Life 3, how DDP helped shape his career, and whether Goldberg’s spear actually separated souls from bodies. He even talks about the strongest guy in the locker room, his cinematic masterpiece with Kurt Angle (River of Darkness), and the one moment from his entire career that hits different. And because he apparently trusts us, he drops real wisdom like: “Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you react to it.” Meanwhile we’re 90% reacting poorly.

After Glacier heads out, we immediately return to being gremlins — recapping everything we learned, drafting our Best 5-Man Wrestling Team, spiraling through Ask Reddit’s reasons people quit WWE, and of course… This Week’s Pour Choices, because nothing pairs better with childhood nostalgia than adult beverages and poor decision-making.

So smash subscribe like you’re hitting a Goldberg spear, like the video if Glacier ever made you spam the kick button in WCW vs NWO Revenge, and drop a comment telling us your all-time favorite wrestling entrance (bonus points if it involved pyros or lawsuits).

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Chapters
00:00 – INTRO
1:15 – PREPPING FOR GLACIER
2:45 – BLOOD RUNS COLD!
8:24 – WCW VIDEO GAMES
12:00 – IS IT TRUE – 1st ALL-STATE PLAYER
15:19 – IS IT TRUE - $500,000 ENTRANCE
19:50 – IS IT TRUE - $35,000 COSTUME?
23:41 – THE ART OF THE PERSONA
30:52 – IS IT TRUE – #126
32:57 – IS IT TRUE – WALKER TEXAS RANGER
34:36 – IS IT TRUE – INDIANA JONES STUNTMAN
37:33 – THE HOGAN TURN
42:25 – A GLACIER'S BEST FRIEND
47:59 – THE ORIGIN OF GLACIER
51:26 – LIFE IS 10% WHAT HAPPENS TO YOU AND 90% HOW YOU REACT TO IT
56:03 – HATERS GONNA HATE
1:03:50 – THE GOLDBERG SPEAR
1:07:44 – STRONGEST GUY IN THE LOCKER ROOM
1:10:42 – RIVER OF DARKNESS
1:14:11 – GLACIERS FAVORITE MOMENT
1:18:36 – WELCOME TO THE SHOW
1:22:50 – ERIC BISCHOFF & POWER PLANT
1:28:25 – THE ICE HAS MELTED
1:30:46 – STARSTRUCK
1:37:47 – BEST 5 MAN WRESTLING TEAM DRAFT
1:44:45 – ASK REDDIT – WHY DID YOU STOP WATCHING WRESTLING?
1:48:47 – THIS WEEK'S POUR CHOICES
1:49:09 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY
1:51:45 – OUTRO

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Beethoven’s Mom, Bill Belichick’s Game Ball, & Air Jesus’

Oh, you thought this episode was going to be classy? Adorable. Instead, the guys open with a theological deep dive into whether Jesus should replace Jordan on sneakers — because nothing says “WWJD” like dunking on Satan in a pair of crucifixion 11s. From there, it spirals into the usual chaos: heated debates over which floor surface will skin your thighs faster, existential Waffle House conference realignments, and the revelation that Chris has lived 30+ years without ever tasting a damn blueberry pancake. Lock him up.

But wait, there’s more. A Spectrum tech recognizes Chris months later, which is only weird because Chris has zero recollection of this man. Then there's a DUI confession (because nothing screams "Pour Choices" like drunk driving stories), a Hitler twist in a presidential trivia game, and a spirited round of “replace any movie title with the word foreskin.” Spoiler: it gets wildly out of hand. Also: disturbing truths, blind-person trap questions, Harry Potter audiobooks, and the NFL stat segment that somehow made it to round 10 because neither of them can shut up. It's dumb, it's offensive, and it's exactly what your algorithm-addicted brain needs.

Smash that subscribe button like it's your ex’s car window, comment with your favorite foreskin flick, and like the video if you’re still pretending this show makes you “feel seen.”

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Chapters
00:00 – INTRO
3:51 – HE HAS RISEN
7:33 – COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT
10:44 – TURF VS HARDWOOD
15:21 – THE WAFFLE HOUSE CONFERENCE
17:29 – BLUEBERRY PANCAKES
20:56 – FAMILIAR FACES
22:35 – UNDER THE INFLUENCE
25:52 – OPENING QUESTIONS
32:48 – GUESS THE GRADE FROM THE SCHOOL ID
37:06 – ONE LINER INSULTS
42:35 – FAST MONEY
46:05 – KATE FARMS
48:21 – HARRY POTTER & THE CHAMBER OF FORESKINS
50:43 – ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER­­­
55:02 – $1,000,000 CHALLENGE
59:09 – MAGICAL AUDIBLE
1:03:49 – CRAZY NFL STATS & FACTS – ROUND 10
1:08:00 – CRAZY NFL STATS & FACTS – CHAMPIONSHIP
1:11:39 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT IS A DISTRUBING TRUTH THAT YOU KNOW?
1:18:15 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT IS THE MOST DIABOLICAL QUESTION TO ASK A BLIND PERSON?
1:21:58 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
1:23:53 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
1:25:57 – OUTRO

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Cranberry Lies, Toe Woes, & Couch Bros

Thanksgiving may be about gratitude, family, and carbs... but this episode? This episode is about broken toes, cranberry lies, and the kind of courtroom dialogue that somehow aired on cable without triggering an FCC raid. David and Chris come in hot, starting with a Harry Potter stand-up clip that immediately gets Avada Roasted into oblivion. Then it's off the rails into Thanksgiving chaos: what even is cranberry “sauce”? Why do rolls disappear like socks in the dryer? And is it stuffing or dressing—or just whatever your aunt ruins every year?

Somehow, we also landed on Sanford & Son dropping the hardest courtroom line since Judge Judy got sassy, Rosa Parks dying more recently than your brain is ready for, and Chris’s new couch that’s so big it might qualify for its own lease. Oh, and for some reason Chris is able to remotely start the car he sold to a stranger. You know, totally normal stuff. Things spiraled, as usual. Chris interviewed a guy whose entire resume was “I’m good at stuff.” Sprinkle in NFL stats, Reddit rabbit holes, “drunk uncle or philosopher?” guessing games, and some good ol’ fashioned bathroom stall poetry—because nothing says male bonding like graffiti and historical trivia.

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Chapters
00:00 – INTRO
8:34 – A MAGICAL ROAST
10:51 – TOE UPDATE
15:11 – WHY IS IT CALLED CRANBERRY SAUCE?
17:16 – ROLLS, ROLLS, & MORE ROLLS
19:08 – STUFFING VS DRESSING
20:49 – WOULD YOU RATHER – THANKSGIVING EDITION
25:17 – IT'S SANFORD, SON!
27:23 – ROSA PARKS
28:05 – IDIOM ORIGINS
39:09 – “I’M GOOD AT STUFF”
41:44 – NAME THAT THING
45:08 – BIG COMFY COUCH
53:16 – FORDPASS APP
57:15 – 427 to 1
59:49 – ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY
1:07:47 – CRAZY NFL STATS & FACTS – ROUND 9
1:12:06 – WHO SAID IT – A DRUNK UNCLE OR A FAMOUS PERSON?
1:15:39 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
1:17:29 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
1:18:49 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT HAVE PEOPLE BEGUN TO FORGET OVER TIME?
1:24:20 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT IS THE BATHROOM GRAFFITI YOU READ & REMEMBER?
1:31:13 – THIS DAY IN HISTORY
1:33:04 – OUTRO

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Pumice Stones, Purple Poop, and Power Rangers PTSD

Nothing says "holiday spirit" like putting your tree up in early November and scouring your toilet bowl like it personally wronged you. Chris is already in full Christmas mode (despite still having broken toes), while David discovers the magical power of pumice stones—and unfortunately, the side effects of ube pancakes. Spoiler: Barney-colored diapers.

We tackle the truly important questions: What Harry Potter spell would you abuse for petty gain? What number should float over people’s heads in public like a video game HUD? If lasagnas stack, do they merge? Also: we blind rank our apocalypse survival team (yes, the guy with the crossbow and no personality made the list), dive into the existential horror of living in a nightclub for a year for $1M, and try to decide whether Shiloh or Wishbone was the better good boy. Oh, and David casually starts a garden. No homo.

If you’ve ever wondered why “TGI Fridays” dropped the TGI, why club food tastes like edible regret, or how long you’d survive in a world run by war-hungry otters, this episode is for you. Tap that like button like it's covered in glitter, subscribe because shame is dead, and comment with your favorite Harry Potter spell (just don’t say Expelliarmus, you basic).

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Chapters
00:00 – INTRO
5:41 – IT’S ALMOST CHRISTMAS!
­­­7:20 – PUMICE STONE FTW!
13:03 – HARRY POTTER SPELLS IN EVERY DAY LIFE
16:10 – JUDGING BY THE NUMBERS
18:03 – BLIND RANK YOUR APOCOLYPSE SURVIVAL TEAM
22:00 – UBE PANCAKES
24:05 – LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS
25:29 – ONE HAS TO GO – HARRY POTTER EDITION
31:47 – CRAZY NFL STATS & FACTS – ROUND 8
37:11 – ABC GAME - HARRY POTTER EDITION
43:15 – GO GO POWER RANGERS
48:22 – $1,000,000 CHALLENGE
51:28 – TGIF
54:24 – TWIN PEAKS
54:49 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
57:59 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S THE FIRST SPECIES TO START A WAR WITH HUMAN LEVEL INTELLIGENCE?
1:05:00 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S THE FASTEST WAY YOU’VE EVER LOST WEIGHT?
1:09:39 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
1:10:57 – OUTRO

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