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Pumice Stones, Purple Poop, and Power Rangers PTSD

Nothing says "holiday spirit" like putting your tree up in early November and scouring your toilet bowl like it personally wronged you. Chris is already in full Christmas mode (despite still having broken toes), while David discovers the magical power of pumice stones—and unfortunately, the side effects of ube pancakes. Spoiler: Barney-colored diapers.

We tackle the truly important questions: What Harry Potter spell would you abuse for petty gain? What number should float over people’s heads in public like a video game HUD? If lasagnas stack, do they merge? Also: we blind rank our apocalypse survival team (yes, the guy with the crossbow and no personality made the list), dive into the existential horror of living in a nightclub for a year for $1M, and try to decide whether Shiloh or Wishbone was the better good boy. Oh, and David casually starts a garden. No homo.

If you’ve ever wondered why “TGI Fridays” dropped the TGI, why club food tastes like edible regret, or how long you’d survive in a world run by war-hungry otters, this episode is for you. Tap that like button like it's covered in glitter, subscribe because shame is dead, and comment with your favorite Harry Potter spell (just don’t say Expelliarmus, you basic).

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Chapters
00:00 – INTRO
5:41 – IT’S ALMOST CHRISTMAS!
­­­7:20 – PUMICE STONE FTW!
13:03 – HARRY POTTER SPELLS IN EVERY DAY LIFE
16:10 – JUDGING BY THE NUMBERS
18:03 – BLIND RANK YOUR APOCOLYPSE SURVIVAL TEAM
22:00 – UBE PANCAKES
24:05 – LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS
25:29 – ONE HAS TO GO – HARRY POTTER EDITION
31:47 – CRAZY NFL STATS & FACTS – ROUND 8
37:11 – ABC GAME - HARRY POTTER EDITION
43:15 – GO GO POWER RANGERS
48:22 – $1,000,000 CHALLENGE
51:28 – TGIF
54:24 – TWIN PEAKS
54:49 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
57:59 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S THE FIRST SPECIES TO START A WAR WITH HUMAN LEVEL INTELLIGENCE?
1:05:00 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S THE FASTEST WAY YOU’VE EVER LOST WEIGHT?
1:09:39 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
1:10:57 – OUTRO

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Gay-bors, Glitter Bombs, and Goliath Regret

This week’s episode is like if a Hallmark Christmas special did ayahuasca in a Walmart parking lot. David’s out here befriending his new gay-bors while trick-or-treating like a wholesome sitcom dad, and Chris realizes—live on air—that he bought a set of glitter-covered ornaments and basically nuked his entire living room in fairy dust. Meanwhile, both of them are already deep into the Christmas spirit like they’ve never met November.

Somewhere between broken toes, boot countdowns, and Amazon delivery PTSD, we debate whether one lasagna stacked on another is still one lasagna (it is, fight us). We dissect cinematic betrayal in House of Dynamite, talk Billy Bob Thornton’s forehead wrinkles in Goliath, and get deep with air karate videos from shirtless men named Joel on Instagram. Plus, the billion-dollar screen challenge will have you reconsidering your Pornhub habits, and we bring back more NFL stats, “Pour Choices,” and a debate over whether Shiloh or Wishbone was the better good boy. (Spoiler: one of them didn’t make us cry as hard.)

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Chapters
0:00 – INTRO
5:53 – HOUSE OF DYNAMITE
10:57 – GOLIATH
12:38 – SALLY’S SEASHELLS
14:54 – R-RATED MOVIES
17:11 – 1 LASAGNA OR 2?
19:31 – DAD JOKES
22:08 – TOE UPDATE
27:57 – GOTTA BLAST!
29:09 – AMAZON WOES PT. 843
35:49 – CHRISTMAS CAME EARLY
41:13 – GAY-BORS
45:38 – POP-STROKE
49:57 – F&#% GLITTER
52:05 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
54:47 – SHILOH VS WISHBONE
56:47 – POUR CHOICES BEER GARDEN
58:23 – #JOELSATZMAN
1:01:59 – CRAZY NFL STATS & FACTS – ROUND 7
1:06:40 – $1,000,000,000 CHALLENGE
1:12:41 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S THE BEST THING FOR HOME DEFENSE IF YOU CAN’T OWN A G**?
1:21:46 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT ARE SOME OF THE CRAZIEST HUMAN STATISTICS EVER?
1:29:44 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
1:33:45 – OUTRO

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CJ Khaled, Prosthetic Stats & Reverse Exorcisms

Welcome to another episode of Pour Choices, where the IQ drops faster than Chris’s Amazon delivery success rate. We kick things off with a very adult discussion about drunken pants-peeing (spoiler: it’s happened), then dive headfirst into the theology of Chris’s fake conversion to Islam — shoutout to our boy CJ Khaled. Meanwhile, David’s asking the real DMV questions: if you’ve got no legs, does your license still say you’re 6’2”? Science.

We spiral into chaos with Harry Potter-themed “Would You Rather,” argue over ideal bottle mouth diameters (yes, really), and debate reverse exorcisms where the demon tells the priest to get out. There's also “Total Spine” (not a Metallica cover band, just Chris’s orthopedist), Mortal Kombat gods, food state rankings, Amazon woes round 12, and a $10M Groundhog Day challenge. Plus: broken toes, NFL stats, NSFW advice no one asked for, and gravestone texts you’ll regret sending.

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Chapters
00:00 – INTRO
3:10 – YOU’RE ONLY COOL IF YOU PEE YOUR PANTS
4:24 – FORGED BY SEA
7:14 – CHRIS IS CONVERTING TO MUSLIM
10:15 – UNO!
14:15 – YOU MUST BE THIS TALL TO RIDE THIS RIDE
15:59 – WHAT'S THE OPTIMAL DRINK OPENING SIZE?
17:23 – CJ KHALED
18:45 – REVERSE EXORCISM
19:44 – TOTAL SPINE & MORE
22:22 – SHEEVA
23:48 – MOVIES & TV SHOWS
28:35 – TOP 10 STATES WITH THE BEST FOOD
35:10 – HARRY POTTER WOULD YOU RATHER
42:56 – MORE AMAZON WOES
46:53 – CRAZY NFL STATS & FACTS - ROUND 6
50:24 – THE FALL FESTIVAL THAT WASN'T
54:38 – $10,000,000 CHALLENGE
59:59 – THIS WEEK'S POUR CHOICES
1:03:10 – ASK REDDIT - YOUR LAST TEXT IS WHAT WILL BE WRITTEN ON YOUR GRAVESTONE, WHAT DOES IT SAY?
1:07:44 – ASK REDDIT - WHAT'S A NSFW TIP THAT YOU WISH EVERYONE KNEW?
1:10:52 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
1:11:50 – OUTRO
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Honestly, Does Anyone Like Candy Corn?

In this spooky-season fever dream of an episode, the boys tackle all the hard-hitting Halloween topics — like which traumatic childhood moment still keeps them up at night, which celebrity is shockingly Jewish, and what they'd do if locked in a windowless time prison with a $10 million payout on the line (spoiler: lose track of time around day four and cry into the wall).

We also break down M. Night Shyamalan's cinematic scam of a career (first half: 🔥 / second half: moral lesson no one asked for), play a round of “Boo or Booze” where one of us has to guess whether it’s a horror movie or a cocktail, and Chris gives a heroic retelling of how he shattered his toes like a glass slipper at a frat party. Toss in some haunted trick-or-treat horror stories, another round of “Crazy NFL Stats That No One Asked For But Are Weirdly Impressive,” and an “Ask Reddit” which poses the question: “What’s the worst treat you’ve ever received while trick or treating?” — and boom, you've got yourself the perfect podcast to ignore your responsibilities to.

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Chapters
0:00 – INTRO
7:13 – WHAT WAS THE SCARIEST MOMENT OF YOUR LIFE?
9:00 – WHAT’S YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
10:13 – WHAT’S YOUR MOST HAUNTING MISTAKE?
11:33 – WOULD YOU RATHER?
19:04 – LESSER-KNOWN JEWISH PEOPLE
20:28 – MILLION DOLLAR CHALLENGE
28:30 – BOO OR BOOZE?
31:48 – THE PERFECT NEIGHBOR
35:12 – M. NIGHT SYAMALAN
37:49 – BROKEN TOES
47:36 – BLOOD RUNS COLD
49:49 – CRAZY NFL STATS & FACTS – ROUND 5
54:14 – HALLOWEEN HOT TAKES
1:00:56 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
1:02:36 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S THE WORST “TREAT” YOU’VE GOTTEN WHILE TRICK OR TREATING?
1:07:31 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S THE WORST EXPERIENCE YOU’VE HAD ON HALLOWEEN?
1:12:06 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
1:13:25 – THIS DAY IN HISTORY
1:15:13 – OUTRO
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Million Dollar Challenges, Ant Wars, and Apocalyptic Activities

What do twin babies born during Daylight Saving Time, a $1 million survival challenge, and your dog’s inner monologue all have in common? Absolutely nothing—just like the rest of this episode.

This week, the boys dive headfirst into society’s dumbest debates and come out dumber for it. We kick off with time-traveling twins, cemetery etiquette for your wives, and Would You Rather scenarios that could get you canceled. Then we take on blind ranking nonsense, debate society’s unwritten rules (like “Don’t microwave fish at work, Todd”), and draft things you'd say to your dog that would get you divorced if said to a human.

We also get:

· Insane NFL stats that make you question reality

· Deep thoughts like “Is a hot dog a sandwich?”

· The ultimate million-dollar survival game (spoiler: you’ll die in the Andes)

· A Reverse Family Feud game that makes zero sense

· Strategies for war against ants (Team Cinnamon wins)

· And a what-if apocalypse moment that makes you ask: “Am I really the last one standing… in Ohio?”

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Chapters
00:00 – INTRO
8:58 – DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TWINS
11:34 – LOVE & MARRIAGE
13:58 – WOULD YOU RATHER?
19:27 – BLIND RANK THESE THINGS
23:17 – UNWRITTEN RULES
27:46 – THINGS YOU WOULD SAY TO YOUR DOG, BUT NOT YOUR WIFE
34:10 – CRAZY NFL STATS & FACTS – ROUND 4
38:07 – DE-PHILOSOPHICAL QUESTIONS
43:52 – MILLION DOLLAR CHALLENGE
52:25 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
55:44 – REVERSE FAMILY FEUD
59:23 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S THE BEST STRATEGY FOR WINNING A WAR AGAINST ANTS?
1:08:12 – ASK REDDIT – EVERYONE ON EARTH DIES RIGHT NOW, WHAT DO YOU DO?
1:12:32 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
1:15:02 – OUTRO

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Prehistoric Conspiracies, Fiber Fails & Jerry’s Finger

This week on The Pour Choices Show, we start strong with a theory that would make your high school science teacher quit mid-semester — what if the asteroid that wiped out the dinosaurs was actually a UFO... and we’re the aliens? Yeah, buckle up, Neil deGrasse Ty-slow.

From there, we spiral into chaos like usual:

• Fiber One missed a marketing slam dunk by not being called Fiber Two.
• DoorDash Duels — imagine every driver having to sword fight before delivering your burger.
• iOS 26 & Apple Glass — because what the world really needs is notifications projected onto your corneas.
• Dark Jokes so bad, even Satan said, “too far, bro.”
• Jerry Jones got fined $250k for flipping off a fan — a small price to pay for the most relatable thing he’s ever done.
• Would You Rather questions that’ll make you question your morals and your friendships.
• If Aliens Landed... what meal are you offering first? (Hint: not gas station sushi.)

We wrap up with NFL stats that sound fake, rapid-fire trivia, and AskReddit confessions that prove humanity peaked somewhere around 2009.

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Chapters
00:00 – INTRO
5:18 – PREHISTORIC CONSPIRACY
6:43 – THEY’RE MORE THAN GOOD
9:37 – WHAT IF…?
14:48 – APPLE GLASS
16:58 – DARK JOKES
21:15 – JERRY JONES
22:41 – RAPID FIRE TRIVIA
25:17 – WOULD YOU RATHER?
28:35 – IF ALIENS LANDED…
33:54 – CRAZY NFL STATS & FACTS – ROUND 3
37:59 – THIS WEEK'S POUR CHOICES
40:02 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
41:34 – ASK REDDIT – TELL ME HOW OLD YOU ARE IN ONE SENTENCE
44:24 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT ARE YOU BETTER AT THAN 90% OF PEOPLE?
48:09 – THIS DAY IN HISTORY
50:17 – OUTRO
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Voldemort, Cataracts, and Condiment Controversies

You know it’s going to be a Pour Choices kind of episode when Chris kicks things off by rage-venting about his Toyota dealership trauma like it’s a hostage negotiation. From there, things only get dumber: we ask the hard-hitting questions like can orphans eat at family restaurants, whether weather forecasts are legally binding if the weatherman has cataracts, and if putting mustard on eggs makes you a criminal.

Then it’s time for “Would You Rather?”, where we debate things philosophers fear and therapists charge extra for. There’s also a condiment showdown, blind ranking of accidental inventions (spoiler: LSD doesn’t take the top spot, but it should), and a dramatic reading of David’s basic training letter because nothing screams comedy like military correspondence. Oh, and Voldemort has apparently been cast, so all is not well in the Wizarding World.

We wrap things up by roasting your fridge habits (why are you refrigerating ketchup, psychopath?) and slinging some Reddit-fueled trivia and birthdays at your face. If you don’t come out of this episode dumber and more entertained, you’re probably already both.

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Chapters
00:00 – INTRO
4:17 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
7:07 – TOYOTA TRUCK TROUBLES
12:01 – VOLDEMORT’S BEEN CASTED!?
14:03 – CAN AN ORPHAN EAT AT A FAMILY RESTAURANT?
16:36 – IF A WEATHERMAN HAS CATARACTS, ARE ALL OF HIS FORECASTS “PARTLY CLOUDY”?
19:29 – WOULD YOU RATHER?
27:04 – WHAT’S THE BEST CONDIMENT?
27:55 – DARK JOKES & DAD JOKES
32:37 – CRAZY NFL STATS & FACTS – ROUND 2
35:52 – BLIND RANK – ACCIDENTAL INVENTIONS
38:52 – BASIC TRAINING LETTERS
44:53 – HAPPY CHRISTMAS, HARRY
46:34 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT GROCERY ITEMS DON’T NEED TO BE REFRIGERATED, BUT PEOPLE REFRIGERATE THEM ANYWAY?
52:15 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S THE MOST INTERESTING FACT YOU KNOW?
56:10 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
57:11 – OUTRO
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Turn the Air Down, Flush the Truth Away

This episode is like watching two drunk uncles argue in a Buffalo Wild Wings, except instead of wings you get 11 hours of Chris waiting for a car dealership to remember he exists. From there we spiral into life’s biggest mysteries: why we wash towels that only ever touch our allegedly clean bodies, why “boxing rings” are basically just angry squares, and how the hell a triple amputee claps (spoiler: it’s dark, don’t ask).

We also put David’s brain through hell with fake horror movie titles (turns out Killer Sofa is real, and somehow scored higher than Disney’s new dumpster fire Snow White), decode food logos like it’s a Dan Brown novel for fat kids, and debate NFL stats so insane they sound like Mad Libs. Sprinkle in some urban legends, ask Reddit questions that guarantee you’ll fail a sobriety test if you say them to a cop, and a shocking plot twist where David steals Chris’s Tito’s + La Croix drink like a budget TikTok influencer. Oh yeah, we even celebrate celebrity birthdays, because apparently you people need closure.

Smash subscribe if you hate yourself just enough to come back next week. Drop a comment about your worst pickup line, or just type “Perma-Plate” so Chris knows his suffering wasn’t for nothing. Or don’t. We’ll just assume you’re off clapping with your phantom limbs.

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00:00 – INTRO
1:29 – PERMA-DUMB
5:34 – WHY DO WE WASH BATH TOWELS?
9:44 – WHY ARE BOXING RINGS SQUARE?
11:00 – GIVE IT UP FOR TRIPLE AMPUTEES
12:57 – REAL OR FAKE – HORROR MOVIES
18:54 – HIDDEN MEANINGS IN FOOD LOGOS
26:52 – URBAN LEGENDS
31:56 – INSANE NFL STATS & FACTS
35:28 – SNOW WHITE
36:35 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
38:06 – NATIONAL DAYS
39:01 – ASK REDDIT – YOU GET PULLED OVER BY A COP, WHAT DON’T YOU SAY?
42:18 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S AN ACRONYM MANY PEOPLE KNOW OF BUT DON’T KNOW WHAT IT STANDS FOR?
47:50 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
50:31 – OUTRO
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