Are we really where we want to be in life… or just pretending we are? Plus, the ultimate grilled cheese debate—ketchup or nah? We’re talking burger toppings, ice cream cones vs. cups, and whether perfect vision is worth losing half your colour perception. And do you flash your high beams to warn drivers about police ahead? We’re breaking down all the little choices that say a lot about who we are.

Mocha gets honoured as a Scarborough legend at the Shooting Stars halftime show! Meanwhile, Jenna and her son Cruze call Mocha about a spider emergency at home (Cruze says it’s probably pooping on her pillow). Teachers share the wildest things students have ever said—like registering a teacher for the military. Plus, we talk the high cost of dating in Canada, chat with Tom Green about life on the Funny Farm, and break down the creepy true meaning behind James Blunt’s “You’re Beautiful.” Also: do you unpack right after a trip, or let the suitcase sit—and how gross is your beard, really?

This week on the Roz & Mocha RETRO Podcast – we’re diving into all things dating! First, we throw it back to 2013 with a look at some of the biggest rookie mistakes people make when starting to date. Then in 2014, Roz & Mocha ask: have you ever dated someone for all the wrong reasons? And finally, we wrap things up in 2015 with some hilariously outdated—but oddly insightful—dating tips from 1935.