This week on the FML segment of the Roz & Mocha Show, listeners open up about life-changing decisions and emotional crossroads. Terra wrestles with choosing between a higher-paying job and precious family time, Maria dreams of launching a reality show but fears the harsh realities of the entertainment industry, Rae debates leaving a beloved job for a new opportunity, and Lauren struggles to walk away from a toxic workplace out of loyalty to a sick boss.

Roz wakes up haunted and tangled in his sheets, Shem’s secret cologne gets exposed (and he’s not happy), and Mocha’s Wordle streak has everyone suspicious. Plus, Maurie chats with the cast of Wayward on Netflix, Maurie blows the shofar for Rosh Hashanah, a riddle stumps the team, and a vet tech vents about customers who try to haggle after paying. Also: cheese debates, lawn advice, and a lotion video that’s way too suggestive.

From Super Bowl halftime rumours and Jimmy Kimmel’s return to robot umpires in baseball and the Blue Jays clinching playoffs, this episode dives into celebrity drama, tech fails, sports shakeups, and even a puppet slap on The Golden Bachelor. Plus, updates on Taylor Swift’s album, Cardi B’s surgery reveal, and the latest on Trump, TikTok, and Toronto’s Gardiner Expressway.