Who makes Shem’s Mount Rushmore of iconic older women? Plus, after all these years working together—what do Roz, Mocha, Maurie, Shem and Maria still not know about each other? We also debate the great existential mysteries: more missing socks or more missing Tupperware lids? Would you rather be Maurie or live with him? And in a stranded-on-an-island scenario—who leads, who cracks, and who cries first?

🎄 This week on the Roz & Mocha Retro Podcast — it’s Christmas in July! (Hey, if the Hallmark Channel says it’s a thing, we’re in!) We throw it back to 2014: Does Christmas music actually make your food taste sweeter? Plus, what did the 12 Days of Christmas cost that year? And it wouldn’t be Christmas in July without some festive math fun!

We’re celebrating all the birthday fun so far this year! From Mocha’s birthday to Maurie’s and Shem’s, relive the custom songs, surprise guests, and unforgettable moments that made each one special.

From '5IN7', 'Mouth Charades" & 'Name That Quarantune' we know you LOVE the games on The Roz & Mocha Show - Here's a full podcast with all the games we've played so far this year!

To wrap up the school year, Roz and Mocha present: School Tings! Maria and Maurie head back to class for their final exams with Roz. From health and sexual education to science, astronomy, economics, and even a spelling bee, the tests get tougher and the answers get funnier. How much skin covers the average adult? What happens if you pee in space? What does GDP really stand for? It’s the ultimate report card for Maria and Maurie.

Who on the show would you trust — or not trust — to date your kid? If we had to compete in the Olympics for something we’re good at, what would it be? We talk life coaches, fashion trends we can’t stand, and whether anyone on the show thinks they’re photogenic. Plus, could Shem ever see himself on Canada’s Got Talent?

It’s officially 6 months ‘til Christmas, and Mocha’s already getting festive—tree and all! Roz and Katherine treat a hard-working roofer like a houseguest, while Maurie hits the streets to ask if it’s really too early for Christmas talk. Plus, Roz worries about his mom in the heat (she’s fine—she was at Wonderland), and Shem recaps the entire month of June with a brand-new banger. We also get into cologne drama, Maria’s new boyfriend sleep struggles, the 24-24-24-24 challenge, and yes… the man who died from sitting on the toilet too long. Also: Maurie’s exclusive one-on-one with Leafs’ star Max Domi, and a wild Helluva Story about a guy who quit life to sail with his cat.

🌈 It’s Pride weekend — Happy Pride! 🎉 This week on the Roz & Mocha Retro Podcast, we’re celebrating with a look back at some of our most iconic and hilarious Pride moments! We revisit 2014’s unforgettable GRAMMYs when Madonna, Macklemore, and Queen Latifah helped 33 gay couples say “I do” — including one couple we spoke with right after their big moment. Plus, who’s got the gayer lips: Roz or Mocha? We took the debate to the streets (let’s just say Roz wasn’t thrilled with the pic we used). And yes… Maurie hit the streets again for a redo!