Roz finally admits he has no idea what “standing on business” means, Mocha exposes suspicious old audio of Roz and Maurie from 2023, and the team debates the exact moment Mocha officially “went soft.” We meet a TikTok worker who refuses to work at five very specific times, hear about Maurie and Chloe getting wasted with the Canada Shore cast, and discover yet another Shem voice doppelgänger. Roz also rants about the Stranger Things finale, reveals he’s secretly started watching Hijack without Mocha, and we dive into first‑time‑mom struggles, Dua Lipa’s book‑nerd era, and why Martin Short might ruin your wedding.

Harry Styles announces his long‑awaited fourth album and a brand‑new single, Heated Rivalry drama gets so big even NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman weighs in, Kathleen Kennedy steps down from Lucasfilm, and Sharon Stone publicly calls out rude guests at an awards show. Pamela Anderson says she felt “yucky” near Seth Rogen at the Golden Globes, a new Baywatch casting call warns actors not to dress too revealing, and Green Day is set to open the 2026 Super Bowl. Plus, Kiefer Sutherland faces allegations he attacked an Uber driver, and Idris Elba’s new wax figure is so realistic it even fooled his mother.

The team tackles a fresh batch of wild listener DMs, from Mocha defending his hairline to Chloe revealing her brutally honest first impressions of everyone on the show. They dig into cringe social posts, whether Shem cThe team dives into a wild batch of listener DMs, starting with whether Mocha is secretly hiding a receding hairline and Chloe giving her unfiltered first impressions of everyone on the show. They get into cringe social posts, debate if Shem can actually get drunk, and answer what they’d do with $500,000 they have to spend in 24 hours. There’s also a hilarious breakdown of who on the show would make the best babysitter, plus a question about what each of them would name a beer or cider. They wrap with sleep‑talk confessions, big‑voice battles, and the moments they’d love to reconnect with from their past.an actually get drunk, and what they'd do with $500,000 they have to spend in 24 hours. Plus, a debate over who’d make the best babysitter, beer names inspired by each of them, Maurie’s “Shlong” pitch, sleep‑talk confessions, and whether Shem’s voice is really deeper than Roz’s. A classic chaotic Deep Dive.

A listener wanted to know what Roz and Mocha would do if either one ever left the show, which somehow led Roz into a whole story about leaving ET Canada and hinting it had to do with his book coming out—something he’s never said before. Was there a conflict of interest? We get into that. We also find out which sport each of the guys was secretly amazing at, how everyone carries their phone (right side up or upside down, screen in or out), and whether Shem could actually write a fully original, legit song. Plus: could Roz make a homemade ketchup he’d finally tolerate, which song you haven’t heard in a decade but could still sing word‑for‑word, and who on the show is the true chopstick champion—all from a listener on the American west coast!

Recapping Chloe’s wild 24th birthday ski weekend, a 10‑year‑old superfan grilling the guys with big questions. Roz also reveals he’s been unknowingly carrying four days of dirty underwear in his bag. Maurie talks with Bryan Adams about Charlie the Wonderdog, the team debates their worst on‑air regrets, and everyone battles the chaos of the snowstorm commute. Plus Shawn Desman joins for his birthday, a rant about grocery store bags, Chris Pratt’s wild gift from Arnold, Roz slicing his hand with sharpened knives, and a conversation about the best advice they’ve ever received.

Let’s take a trip down memory lane! We’re kicking things off in 2013 when a flaming Romo called in to share thoughts on the different stages of being drunk. Fast forward to 2018, when we learned the average person spent a whopping $448 drunk shopping—ouch! And of course, who doesn’t love being tipsy at a concert? That same year, Maurie lived his best life at Pink’s show. It’s all the laughs, surprises, and retro vibes you love—don’t miss it!

From awkward party surprises to relationship dynamics and personal boundaries—this episode dives into real-life dilemmas you’ll relate to. What do you do when a holiday party turns out to be a swingers event? How do you stop pampering your partner without starting a fight? Why do people insist on teaching you things you already know? And if you’re “too nice,” how do you finally set boundaries?

We wrap the week with Roz trying red‑light therapy and a cold plunge (and instantly regretting both), plus Matty calls in to continue his long‑running feud with Mocha. Maurie attempts to join an exclusive “smart people only” social app, we get into wild viral stories, and the team reacts to everything from Marvin Gaye to NASA conspiracy clips. Maurie also chats with players from Team Canada’s women’s hockey team, and we hear from familiar Hollywood voices like Robert Picardo and others through the show’s biggest entertainment moments of the week.