This is one of those episodes where we learn about ourselves and then judge Matthew. We discuss the history of re-useable water bottles, our preferences, hot takes and pleasant observations while debating glass, plastic or steel and learning about the newsie to urchin pipeline. Take it from an Elder Punk whose favorite beverage is water that this show is all about taking big swigs.

Spoon University article

Molly's Now but Wow! - Where the Girls Were by Kate Schatz

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Today we're not sponsored and discover that the more we learn the less we think. We begin with low expectations about these 'functional' 'biotic' sodas and debate what the going rate is for our show because we're the real deal. No artificial sweetners here! As we drinks these fads in a can and commune with St Elsewhere and St Elmo, we realize that we're full of bacteria but we can still bring sexy back.

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Le Sud by Rebekah Peppler

The Chinese Way by Betty Liu

Repertoire by Jessica Battilana

Matthew's Now but Wow - Pokerface Season 2

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This episode is, obviously, filled with mouth sounds. Proceed at your own risk.

Today we're bringing you the sequel that nobody wanted but is actually very necessary. We wonder what 'DDS' stands for as we bite into these chonky boys from tubes, barrels and sticks. The masticatory vibes are real for take offs and landings so while we're minimally flavored, and softer for longer, we hope to someday RESPAWN as the Dark Crystal. Happy chewing!

Episode 78: Gum

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Get your nose in the game because this is a LEGIT episode we promise. With a little help from the Magic Duoz and Dumpster Dan, we taste these wimpy, weird crackers before taking a pop quiz blindfolded. Then we chat care packages, horror novels and urban legends before teasing even more cheezy sequels.

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Molly's Now but Wow! - Chirri and Chirra, by Kaya Doi

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What is the deal with this and why are we talking about it? We're super trendy again as we get into the history of coffee jelly, try a store bought version and a homemade one all before Mr. Etymology stops by. We get into the age old agar vs gelatin debate before discussing non-funny cartoons and ... creamy stuff?

Coffee Jelly recipe

Episode 550: Boba

Matthew's Now but Wow! - The One Hundredth Thing about Caroline (1983), by Lois Lowry.

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Warning: This episode contains a LOT of mouth noises.

Today we're the most on trend we've ever been but don't get used to it. The potential for dental emergencies is HIGH as we encounter freeze drove plasma and cheese balls before hopping onto a new stupid candy bandwagon We're shellacked and popped as we wonder why humans do this and then ask how Matthew is like a Skittle.

Molly's Now but Wow! - On Tyranny, the graphic edition, by Timothy Snyder

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Today we're bursting out from inside the crust to identify as a Cake Over Pie or Pie Over Cake person before revealing our favorite insulations. After a few close calls and The Harkening we hold and squeeze these aggressive and sludgy pastries and hope not to lose brown as we blind bake. All in all we embrace the shrinkage, get tender and are DTF.

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Stella Park's Buttery, Flaky Pie Crust Recipe

Cheryl Day's crust

Samin Nosrat's Aaron's pie crust

Episode 456: Pad Thai

King Arthur's essential rules of pie baking

Joanne Chang’s rustic fruit tart

Matthew's Now but Wow! - Dengue Fever live

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End the clamoring already! We're finally doing saltines! Today we hydrolyze the starches and go premium on these water table crackers but first we make a promise that we do not keep. Yes we talk about the Mandela effect again but we also get into The Devil's Spices and the indecency of sauces before deciding that we've got no zeal for Zesta. We end our episode with a 'science' experiment and generate some unnecessary heat.

I Tried 6 Saltines, and This Is the Only One I'll Buy from Now On

Matthew's Whatcha Snackin? - Pierrot Gourmand Noisettes Caramélisées & éclats de féve de cacao

Matthew's new album!

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