Épisodes

  • Yesterday Is DEAD..!
    Dec 31 2025

    Yesterday is no more. This is how I choose to move forward. The friendships that did not continue into this season are sad. Only God could guide me through this new chapter. This New Year, let us choose to leave the negative aspects of the past behind and start anew. Can you do the same? I am moving forward with God's help. A fresh start for the New Year. Why not?


    Thank you for all the emails and messages. Evan, also known as Mr. Clift, is out of the hospital and doing well. Please direct all emails to thankgodyourenotmychildpodcast@yahoo.com.


    I apologize for the length, but I hope you find it worthwhile.


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    24 min
  • What does The Grinch, 500 Candy Canes, and Midnight have in common..? Wonderful Memories ..!
    Dec 24 2025

    Some days can bring sadness when we remember the changes life has brought. Our cherished holiday traditions may no longer be present. I have chosen to focus on and remember the positive memories. This episode features some heartwarming and humorous recollections that sustain me. I focus on overlooking any negative occurrences and embracing the good. From a special phone call on Christmas Eve to finding 500 candy canes in the grass, these are stories I believe everyone should experience. New memories will be created, so let us keep our hearts and minds open to them. We must cherish and fight for the good memories, as they are all we have in the end.


    Thank you for all the emails, including a few that were quite shocking. For inquiries, please email: thankgodyourenotmychildpodcast@yahoo.com


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    24 min
  • You kids need both parents... Married, Divorced, or Single Get over yourself , ALREADY..!
    Dec 17 2025

    Co - Parenting seriously People need to learn how to think about their child and not their feelings of JELOUSLY . Just because you divorce your Baby Daddy or Baby Momma doesn't mean your child should hear your SHIT... You will always be a parent..!! I realized that my Mom when I was growing up was THE ROCKSTAR of co- parenting. Was..! I learned though my divorces that THE KIDS need us together even if we are not married.. Daycare taught me how to o-parent with many crazy people.. KIDS DERSERVE MORE I knew the daycare parents that were cheating, nasty or just wanted the best for their kids.. Stories form 3 daycare Families that we off on this... Just laugh NO NAMES... #youknowwhoyouare

    Thank you for all the emails

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    Stickers are going to go out after the holidays sorry for the delay, mail sucks at these times..

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    22 min
  • Retail Therapy was made by the Devil..! #isaidwhatisaid
    Dec 10 2025

    Retail therapy might offer a temporary "new" sensation, but it's fleeting. I used to pour money into things just to chase that feeling, only to find it gone with the cash. A period of financial constraint taught me that material possessions can't truly fill that void. God opened my eyes to the truth: real fulfillment comes from within. Have you considered seeking that "brand new, shining feeling" through His word instead of shopping? I found it by immersing myself in scripture. It's a powerful, lasting joy. Stop squandering the gifts God gives you. Consult Him before every purchase. #doitlady


    Thank you for all the emails. Some are quite eye-opening. Parenting is challenging.


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    24 min
  • Who is that pulling up..? STATE INSPECTOR, not to be confused with INSPECTOR GADGET..!
    Dec 3 2025

    The ruff stories about having a State Licensed Child Care maybe some fun stories was added.. Before you get licensed for child care. Check out all the RULES, they are many and have to be followed. I think it is 100 worth it yet that can make you think twice after a few inspections were done. Work Work Work we do all the work for THE KIDS. The dust on your stove top to the spider webs under the FRIDGE, Seriously it is needed for the kids. So let us all remember, Do what you have to do... Paperwork Sucks by the way... Do it anyway LADY... So Go Open Your Own IT IS EASY REALLY..!

    These New Stickers are THE BOMB if I say so..

    Thank you for all the emails you stalkers are keeping me reading..

    Please Go follow all Socials ; Thank God you're not my Child..!

    Thank You Again

    Queenofcrazyhouse

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    27 min
  • Devil be GONE..! I am NOT doing that again..!
    Nov 26 2025

    When my life took a difficult turn, I had to acknowledge that my actions were the cause. I reflect on how to overcome negative experiences and focus on the positive ones. This was not an easy journey, but through faith, I was able to move past the difficult times. Throughout my 56 years, I've made regrettable choices, and I am not proud of them. It took me seeking guidance from God to find understanding. I have been forgiven. What difficult experiences are you working to forgive yourselves for? I prefer not to know, as I have enough of my own. Let us come together in prayer and allow God to heal our painful memories. May God assist us.

    Life has been very busy lately. Thank you for all the messages. My son is doing well with one foot. I am also working on new stickers, so keep an eye out for them.

    Please follow all of our social media accounts. Thank God you're not my child!

    Thank you again.

    Remember, God is in control.

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    25 min
  • The bottom line..! START with GOD the Fishline will be sweet..
    Nov 19 2025

    Can not tell you how many times I have heard " my child would NEVER..!" Only for them to understand YES Your child did. Most likely because they have watched another person around them act or do the same thing.. We need to look at ourselves to learn about our kids.. Yes I said it. We train our kids our to a great humans. Not an Rude asshole, like an adult in their life..

    Learning to take care of our own actions will help us treat people better, just think about it. We use our good words and actions it rubs off, why wouldn't the bad attitude..

    Stop turning your GIFT'S FROM GOD into little assholes.

    Your Child does do that. Take responsibility for their actions. You are teaching them..

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    Thank you for the emails. Please email for stickers at : thankgodyourenotmychildpodcast@yahoo.com

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    25 min
  • Why Church..? Blah Blah Blah Why Not..?
    Nov 12 2025

    Why church..? I would ask WHY NOT.. Church isn't a building.. Come listen to my Blah Blah on this. Then Go FIND YOUR CHURCH... We need to make God's KINGDOM BIGGER..! Jesus TOLD Us TOOOOOOO...


    Thank you to all the listeners. We ae heading to Episode 100 next week.. WWWOOOOHHHoooooo

    Listener Stories next week 4 different stories getting policed... lol

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    Remember Go to God First..

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    23 min