December kicks off with a much-needed Christmas music alarm warning—and Tyler delivers it with unnecessary enthusiasm. James and Amanda immediately dive into a heated debate over whose Christmas music taste is the real crime, Amanda unveils a fresh list of dog breeds for judgment, and James finally drops the punchline to the joke he’s been dragging out for weeks. The trio recaps Amanda and Tyler’s chaotic date night, Amanda vents about The Mummy 4, and she and James hype up an upcoming show like it’s the second coming. Everything wraps with Tyler unleashing a collection of thoughts that absolutely never needed to be shared. Peak festive brain dead energy.

It’s Friendsgiving, which means chaos is on the menu. Amanda, Tyler, and James are joined by Arson as they kick things off with James’ annual attempt at ‘cooking,’ also known as playing culinary roulette with his own safety. Amanda questions James’ makeup skills (or total lack thereof), James shares what he’s thankful for, and Amanda unloads her probably-controversial thoughts on the newest season of The Witcher. Arson dives headfirst into the new Naked Gun movie, everyone forgets how opinions work, and James closes things out with some highly questionable football news. It’s festive, it’s unhinged, and it’s exactly the kind of Friendsgiving you’d expect from this crew.

Things start off innocent enough when Amanda shares a joke with Tyler and James… but it doesn’t take long for logic to leave the building. A heated debate breaks out over socks versus dice, James relives his tragic Halloween makeup disaster, and just when the chaos starts to settle—Arson drops in and sends everything off the rails. Tyler and James then share their individual pizza debacles that defy explanation (and basic physics), leaving everyone questioning all of their life choices. It’s unhinged, unpredictable, and unapologetically brain dead.