This week, the pod starts off with big high school confessions. Fun fact: Amy and Maya were always grounded. Amy has a belated Concert Report: Lincoln Park. Did you know Ticketmaster will upgrade your tickets?!?!? The ladies buy Miami Open tickets. Amy breaks up with Benihana. Producer Tyler has a new segment called Hip Young Talk Zone, featuring young people slang. The ladies dissect Project Runway’s Eczema-gate. Approved/Denied: Slice soda is healthy now?

This week on the SOSS, the podcast studio gets an equipment upgrade. Someone finally gets a microphone. Amy isn’t able to even. Maya loves fall, and Amy is very emotional about summer. The ladies covet a house on Medicine Lake. They also cover the big Swifty news. Racket Report: The US Open was sooooooooo spicy! We recap all the breakups, fashion, meltdowns, and controversies of the 2025 Open. So. Much. Drama. Then, a quick debate about doing light foot stuff on OnlyFans. Next, Maya reviews new fair foods at the Great Minnesota Get Together. Hot tip: No one needs an 18-inch corn dog. Rounding out the episode, Amy and Maya review the new Project Runway. The TWINS!!!!! Finally, Producer Tyler tells us what we’ve learned this week.

This week, Amy makes a common Google Maps mistake involving the avoid highways option. The ladies agree, you can’t make up your own nickname. Also, if someone calls you a “free spirit”, it’s not a compliment. Amy witnesses two 20-something boys show up for an early morning pickleball match after a wild night out. They are both wearing Birkenstocks, and one of them is just wearing swim trunks. Racket Report: A text chain, armchair meteorologist will do anything to play tennis. Hot tip: Rao’s lasagna is the best boxed lasagna. Maya reviews the movie Freaky Tales starring Pedro Pascal, narrated by Too Short. She also reviews the new Jason Momoa show, Chief of War. Don’t even get us started about pineapples and the Dole family. Also, pineapple is the most difficult of fruits, and it’s definitely not worth clear-cutting a rainforest for. Amy decides Jason Momoa’s body doesn’t make sense in clothes. She also takes us way back to Baywatch: Hawaii. Maya also reviews the latest Jurassic Park movie. Maya is skeptical about the dog in the new Superman movie. Also, she only likes the Christopher Reeve Superman. Approved/Denied: Co-living with 12 strangers and the Tired Girl Makeup Trend.