This week, the pod starts off with big high school confessions. Fun fact: Amy and Maya were always grounded. Amy has a belated Concert Report: Lincoln Park. Did you know Ticketmaster will upgrade your tickets?!?!? The ladies buy Miami Open tickets. Amy breaks up with Benihana. Producer Tyler has a new segment called Hip Young Talk Zone, featuring young people slang. The ladies dissect Project Runway’s Eczema-gate. Approved/Denied: Slice soda is healthy now?

This week on the SOSS, the podcast studio gets an equipment upgrade. Someone finally gets a microphone. Amy isn’t able to even. Maya loves fall, and Amy is very emotional about summer. The ladies covet a house on Medicine Lake. They also cover the big Swifty news. Racket Report: The US Open was sooooooooo spicy! We recap all the breakups, fashion, meltdowns, and controversies of the 2025 Open. So. Much. Drama. Then, a quick debate about doing light foot stuff on OnlyFans. Next, Maya reviews new fair foods at the Great Minnesota Get Together. Hot tip: No one needs an 18-inch corn dog. Rounding out the episode, Amy and Maya review the new Project Runway. The TWINS!!!!! Finally, Producer Tyler tells us what we’ve learned this week.

This week, Amy makes a common Google Maps mistake involving the avoid highways option. The ladies agree, you can’t make up your own nickname. Also, if someone calls you a “free spirit”, it’s not a compliment. Amy witnesses two 20-something boys show up for an early morning pickleball match after a wild night out. They are both wearing Birkenstocks, and one of them is just wearing swim trunks. Racket Report: A text chain, armchair meteorologist will do anything to play tennis. Hot tip: Rao’s lasagna is the best boxed lasagna. Maya reviews the movie Freaky Tales starring Pedro Pascal, narrated by Too Short. She also reviews the new Jason Momoa show, Chief of War. Don’t even get us started about pineapples and the Dole family. Also, pineapple is the most difficult of fruits, and it’s definitely not worth clear-cutting a rainforest for. Amy decides Jason Momoa’s body doesn’t make sense in clothes. She also takes us way back to Baywatch: Hawaii. Maya also reviews the latest Jurassic Park movie. Maya is skeptical about the dog in the new Superman movie. Also, she only likes the Christopher Reeve Superman. Approved/Denied: Co-living with 12 strangers and the Tired Girl Makeup Trend.

This episode is all over the place. It’s Producer Tyler’s birthday! Maya didn’t expect to live this long, so she’s trying to get her health together. Next up, some quick MN State Fair talk. Then, the ladies dissect Pam Anderson and Liam Neeson’s new romance and Naked Gun. Amy doesn’t want to see any older men in their underpants, no matter how hot they are. Amy talks NFL preseason, and Maya is really into Wrexham. The gals invent an imaginary show called Beach Hospital USA. Hot tip: You don’t have to be good at tennis to wear cute tennis clothes. Amy reveals her husband’s famous pepperoni nachos recipe. Amy is going to check out Linkin Park with a new controversial lead singer. People really hate it when you replace a lead singer, but sometimes it works. Approved/Denied: A Swedish town where everyone just wears their bathrobes around town. Finally, Maya disgusts Amy with a Milton Berle story.

SOSS opens up this week with a traumatic dog story and a tribute to Chuck Mangione. Gen X lost a lot of big names this week…Ozzy Osbourne, Malcolm-Jamal Warner, Hulk Hogan. Amy and Maya relive The Osbournes TV show. Amy rescues a kid from drowning in a pool. She’s always ready to jump into action to save a life. The ladies give you the inside scoop on the MN Yacht Club Festival with some “live” on-the-scene reporting. They take you on a tour through the music, fashion, and food at Minnesota’s newest music festival. Pro Tip: Just get the corndog. Always get the corndog. Never get the egg roll. The ladies recap performances by Sheryl Crow, Father John Misty, Alabama Shakes, Train, and Hozier. One performer is unexpectedly a big snooze, and one is a walking streak of sex, converting throngs of followers in real time. The ladies ask the question, why don’t the kids dance anymore? The gals encounter a strange phenomenon that Amy classifies as “Meet Up” behavior. Maya doesn’t know the difference between Skol and Skoal. IYKYK. FOMO for the Sunday lineup is real. Learn about the best festival exit strategy ever.

Don’t drink the water! Maya finds out too late that she shouldn’t drink the contaminated tap water in her 64 oz. tennis water jug. The water actually had a forced cell phone Amber Alert. Needless to say, she isn’t going far from home today. Amy recaps the Nelly concert after the Twins game. You can always count on Nelly! Amy can’t say a picture of the pitcher. Try it…it’s tough. Maya went to Summerfest in Milwaukee on the 4th of July. She’s never done something so not her. Long story short—she kicks it off with an interesting Uber ride, checks into a beautiful, haunted hotel, and dives headfirst into concerts at Milwaukee’s Summerfest. Maya does festival math. The lineup is stacked…Everclear, Oates (of Hall & Oats), Chicago, Frost Children, a random cover band, and Fountains of Wayne. Oates' arrangement of the song Maneater is wild! Why are people waiting in the world’s longest line for lemonade?!?!? Turns out Maya’s demographic is still old men. They love to talk to a "young gal". Also, we just want to have a hot dog at a festival, for Pete’s sake! After a lifetime of accommodating everyone, Amy finally puts her foot down and advocates for herself! Public Service Announcement: Just Listen to Chelsea Handler’s Book, I’ll Have What She’s Having. It’s a love letter to every woman. Finally, bring back the free summer concerts!

Amy went to Florida…AGAIN! She captained her own boat! Maya’s sister Melissa scored tickets to Dolly Parton’s residency in Las Vegas. DOLLY! Maya is amazed at how amazing Susan Sarandon looks in the movie Nonnas. Amy has a new dog sitter, Roger. It’s complicated. Highlight? Butt dial from Roger! The ladies review their lives in dog years. Just a reminder, Maya isn’t sentimental. Amy raw-dogs cable on vacation, and it was awful. Amy isn’t having The Cornhole Championship. Cornhole doesn’t bring Maya joy. Gen Z is not ok…but were we ok at that age? Maya reviews Chelsea Handler’s new book, I’ll Have What She’s Having. Chelsea Handler…Can We Be Friends? Approved/Denied: Bare Beating. Also, a canceled flight isn’t the end of the world.

Maya has a Hollywood Chrises mix-up disclaimer up top. Then, the ladies kick off the ep. with a tribute to Regulate by Warren G. Amy is going to Florida AGAIN. Amy is constantly in Florida. Also…a woman can’t be president!?!?! Who do you think makes all the decisions? Amy has a cat encounter at a Starbucks. Amy reviews the Miley Cyrus visual album Something Beautiful. Amy also reviews The Materialists. The ladies are literally talking about two different Chrises. Amy is not having Dakota Johnson. Summary: It’s not a romcom; it’s trying to be a drama, but there is nothing to be dramatic about. Also, leg lengthening surgery is a major plot point? Animal Report: Zebra loose in Tennessee. Approved/Denied: Jim Morrison’s stolen grave bust found after 37 years, Danish canned cheeseburger, and Spain fines you for peeing in the Ocean.