Welcome! This week, Iain gives us a full-on explanation all about the theory he sways more toward when it comes to what the paranormal may really be. Backed up by research… by real investigators!

Then Jordan does it again! It’s fact o’clock! But this time, it’s good! (We swear!) Intertwined with some of our own personal stories, we’ve got everything from how old bacteria is, to the temperature of lightning! It’s all go today!

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Welcome to Monday! And with it comes us. One of us is Iain! Who talks about Carl Edon; a guy whose life was taken too soon but, maybe, just maybe, he’s walking the Earth again because that’s what happened to him before - when he was killed in WWII! (But he was one of the bad guys, so we don’t mind laughing at him.) Strap yourself in for a true tale of reincarnation!

And then there’s Jordan. And today he is giving us all some advice that sounds weird… until you try it! And it works a bloody treat! From laser nipples to accepting yourself, Jordan has the lowdown on how to live your life to its fullest (even if it’s a bit of a strange process to get there).

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This week on an all new episode of your favourite podcast, hosted by the two chunkiest hunks this side of the Humber! Zozo! A creeper so contagious that even merely HEARING its name could cause you a little bit of a haunting. But I wouldn’t worry; he normally likes to talk through ouija boards, as the people in this week’s story found out!

Then Jordan does a public service. He tells us some of the internet’s stories from people who had the misfortune of running into a situation that forced them to realise they were, in fact, dating an idiot. So it’s kinda like a checklist: has your significant other done any of these? If yes - tell us! Then take that knowledge as you both sail off into your future together, no other action required.

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This week we’re traveling! Forwards! Backwards! Sideways!? Iain brings us stories from people who claim to have time-slipped—walked into alternate universes—and stumbled into scenes from the past. Are they real!? Survey says yes! But have a listen and decide for yourself.

Then Jordan’s got a list of things you’ve probably never even realised you do—little habits we all have that feel totally normal in the moment… but are actually kind of weird when you think about them.

What a time to be alive on a Monday!

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This week, Iain’s a little tender so cut him some slack as he muddles through a spooky story from Australia! It’s creepy time in the dugouts of Coober Pedy - creepy lurkers, aliens and cursed objects, on top of the snakes and spiders!? We’d love to go but it’s now firmly crossed off the Guys’ bucket list.

And Jordan gives us something to think about! In his first segment back after his break last week, he’s got some shower thoughts for us to ponder on. And watch out for the guys getting philosophical! (Promise it won’t be a regular occurrence.) Not one to be missed!

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It’s happened! (And don’t worry, it won’t happen again.) This week Iain has written a segment SO BIG, that it was enough to fill a full episode! And it is a segment that will BLOW. YOUR. MIND. Iain talks about a recent study where two brothers team up to CAPTURE EVIDENCE OF THE PARANORMAL! and boy did they ever! UFO’s, entities, cold spots, unexplained radiation, and mysterious foot prints are just SOME of the weirdness they recorded, documented and measured. (And on a beach nonetheless so, summery vibes.) Jordan’s segment will be returning to its rightful place in the episode, next week.

The Eye on the Sky Study

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Friendship - it’s a wonderful thing to have. A person to share your ups and downs with; through all times, good and bad; a shoulder to cry on; someone you know who will always be there. But what if that friend is a 10ft tall emotionally exhausting ALIEN!? Well, that’s what’s up for discussion today and, unfortunately, there ain’t just one of them. There’s a whole load of them! All directing a group of Italian people away from the greys… until they gave up.

And you all asked for it! And today, Jordan is finally delivering! It’s the “people saying stupid things” part 4! (Or 3?.. 5?) from the mouths of people who are lucky enough to even be able to string a coherent sentence together. Complete with all the daft things that their brain thinks is a good idea to chuck out their mouth. Let us know if you’ve anything to add to the next instalment, for Stupid Things part 82!

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The Greys are gone for this week and have been unfortunately replaced by reptilians - less scary (to Iain) - but probably actually worse. You be the judge as we hear one man’s recount of his multiple abductions at the hands of those giant green gits.

And then Jordan, in light of his recent Bonus Episode segment of DIRTY pub jokes, has decided that the main feed should definitely be blessed by something similar; albeit cleaner. So get ready for a scare and then a chuckle as we jump into this week’s episode!

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