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Cooking with Disaster, Book 1
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MacLeod Andrews
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Written by:
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Dakota Krout
About this listen
The world as we knew it is gone. Food and water are poison. Learn the new rules or die trying.
Eli "Nacho" Naches is a fearsome assassin who has lost everything in a post-apocalyptic world full of monstrous creatures. He knows where he fits in this horror show, and he’s only been hanging around to see what’s going to be thrown at him next. When he’s finally put in chains and sent to the chopping block, he goes readily...only to be unexpectedly sent back in time to his younger body with his memories intact and the chance to make a difference.
But Nacho isn’t interested in saving the world. He just needs to save the people who matter to him and give them a chance to survive in a world where everything but the air itself is poison. Knowing that all their lives are on the line, Nacho the battle-scarred killer needs to get his college-age friends to listen to him, plan their builds, and secure a safe location to bunker down. Obviously, each of those goals is an epic quest all on its own.
Welcome to the Juxtaposition. May your future be delicious.
©2023 Dakota Krout (P)2023 Audible StudiosYou may also enjoy...
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- Jerry Woodstock
- 2024-02-10
Dakota krout never fails to deliver
Slightly shorter then his other books but I can accept that. Performance was great but could be slightly better (4 stars) . Other then that it was great
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- Jacob Galea
- 2024-04-01
it's is very Punny
loved it all finned the 3 books in 2 weeks I would recommend it and have
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- Heidi Sudbury
- 2024-01-19
Fun
Fun as always. Something new. Can't wait for the full series. I am forever grateful for a fun storyline
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- Amazon Customer
- 2024-03-27
Really enjoyable
I really like the book. It’s up there with my fav litepg. I just wish they were a little longer.
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- matthew cheng
- 2024-03-30
it's bearable
the writing is not good boring,and cringe but bearable for me. there is some redeeming parts kept me invested in the story. overall I like the premise of the story, the world/power design sadly overall I did not like the writing.
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