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Hosed
- Narrated by: Jacob Morgan, Virginia Rose
- Series: Happy Cat, Book 1
- Length: 6 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged Audiobook
- Categories: Literature & Fiction, Humour & Satire
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Publisher's Summary
The world’s sexiest firefighter is about to get a second chance with the virgin next door....
He’s bossy, arrogant, and so ridiculously hot that he should come with a warning label and a pair of flame-retardant coveralls.
He’s also the boy who broke my heart when we were in high school.
I want to move in next door to Ryan O’Dell the way I want to be the virgin gamer geek suddenly in charge of running my sister’s sex-toy factory. Too bad both are written in my stars.
Yeah, I’m the world’s oldest virgin code-writing nerd. And he’s the world’s hottest firefighter. And even though he intimidates the heck out of me, I can’t seem to control my libido when he’s around.
Where is my dignity? My self-respect? My panties?
Seriously...have you seen them? Anyone?
Maybe they’re hiding in his bedroom. With my heart.
Yeah, I know. I’m hosed. So hosed.
Hosed is a steamy, fun romantic comedy between a firefighter and the virgin nerd next door, complete with a pet raccoon, scandalous gossip, and dildo football. (No, really.) This romance has no cheating or cliff-hangers and ends with a banging-hot happily ever after.
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- OnaRose
- 2019-10-26
Hilarious. Sweet. Quirky. Sexy. Pet sidekicks.
Seriously fun listen. Small town dynamics and characters are laugh out loud with moments of evil villainy. Add in unusual animals as pets and family members along with a sweet love story with a few erotic moments, and you have an addictive recipe.
It’s a great escape from the craziness of real life. If you want a hot romance that also makes you giggle and sigh, this is it. And you can continue to hang out with these characters in other books too, and you won’t be able to resist finding out how the rest of the O’Dell brothers find their way to true love - with their female humans and associated pets!
2 people found this helpful
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- Nikki C
- 2020-03-06
Great and funny
Great story. Made me laugh, cry, and laugh again. Jacob’s voice so sexy and so delicious. And you’re going to fall in love with George, This I promise you.
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- Animoji_Farm
- 2019-05-22
Great book
This is a great listen. My heart was warm and fuzzy, I laughed and I listened to Jacob Morgan. He could read the dollar menu at McDonalds and make it sound enticing. Worth the credit.
9 people found this helpful
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- TALIA
- 2019-05-02
This book was harilious.
ok 1st of all I bought this book because it was a Pippa Grant book. That alone is a winner for me. 2nd you just have to read this book, the bathroom scene alone, which includes Ryan & Cassie was so funny that tears were rolling down my face. I literly had trouble seeing to drive. 3rd the George Coony epilogue alone is enough to set anyone to rolling on the floor laughing. Truly it was priceless!
So please if you want to laugh so hard that you won't ever need to do crunches again then please buy this book. You sure won't be sorry, the romance is good, steamy parts are great, and the cast of characters are so well written its like they really are alive in Happy Cat, Georgia.
And no spoiler here but the bad character sure deserves a big old kick in the pants because the bad person will blow your mind.
So my fellow readers, happy reading.
9 people found this helpful
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- Yvonne Pohlson
- 2019-05-07
Cute love story and entertaining but one scene too silly
For the most part I enjoyed this for a light romantic comedy, but scene where she gets “stuck” in toilet is silly and not believable to me.
6 people found this helpful
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- Jill
- 2019-04-28
Feel good and laugh out loud funny!
Okay, I loved this. It’s an easy, fun read with tons of sweet and funny moments. The bonus epilogue was my favorite part and induced some major deep belly laughter. If you’re looking for something light to enjoy in between heavy or dramatic reads, this is perfect!
5 people found this helpful
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- Amanda
- 2019-01-20
Super cute story
Narration was AMAZING!!! Anything with Jacob Morgan is pure gold :) and Virginia did a great job!
It was a unique story line with lots of funny times but not too many sexy times 😜 but even tho it wasn't the steamiest story ever, it is most definitely worth the credit!!!
Side note, the bonus epilogue in the raccoons point of view literally had me rolling on the ground laughing 😂
17 people found this helpful
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- Samantha
- 2019-04-21
FIRE AND HEART
This is just a really cute story - love all the characters including the raccoon.
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- Cheryl
- 2019-04-14
Silly and obnoxiously fun!
Wow, what a ride! This book has a lot of silly, but the community of Happy Cat is so worth it. You felt it. The gossip. The trash talking. The spirit.
Ryan and Cassie were cute, but I got ticked off at little bit with Ryan. Y’all need to check this book out if you want to know. I enjoyed their attraction, though.
Virginia and Jacob were great. Jacob can now add raccoon character voice to his resume. So good. I can’t stand how much I loved the extra epilogue.
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- reader
- 2019-03-27
fun and enjoyable
clever story interesting characters fun with animals a crazy raccoon that's just so captivating. highly recommend
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- Nicole
- 2019-03-25
loved it!
it was funny and sexy!!!!! I loved George the raccoon in it!!! The narrator's was perfect. Perfect book to follow behind a serious book or just to brighten your mood. will be re starting this book asap!!!!
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- Rose
- 2019-04-27
Sometimes you need to just laugh
Funny and romantic. Loved the extra epilogue. I wonder If this is a series. I’d love to read about Savanna and Ryan’s brothers
3 people found this helpful