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How to Test Negative for Stupid

And Why Washington Never Will

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How to Test Negative for Stupid

Auteur(s): John Kennedy
Narrateur(s): John Kennedy
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Narrated by John Kennedy himself, this audiobook of “America’s most quotable Senator” offers his perceptive (and hilarious) takes on the ridiculousness of political life in this scathingly witty takedown of Washington and its elite denizens.

How to Test Negative for Stupid offers the Senator’s tongue-in-cheek guidebook through Washington, punctuated by his thoughts on various issues and humorous stories about life from Louisiana politics and inside the Senate.

From the mind—and mouth—of ""America's Most Quotable Senator"":

  • “Always be yourself . . . unless you suck.”
  • “I say this gently: This is why the aliens won’t talk to us.”
  • “If you trust government, you obviously failed history class.”
  • “I believe that our country was founded by geniuses, but it’s being run by idiots.”
  • “Always follow your heart . . . but take your brain with you.”
  • “I’m not going to Bubble Wrap it: The water in Washington, D.C., won’t clear up until you get the pigs out of the creek.”
  • “I have the right to remain silent but not the ability.”
  • “Common sense is illegal in Washington, D.C., I know. I’ve seen it firsthand.”
  • “I believe that we are going to have to get some new conspiracy theories. All the old ones turned out to be true.”
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Amazing sarcastic take on today’s political climate , the only way Senator John Kennedy can deliver it.

The world stupid

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Senator Kennedy's TV appearances always show off his legal acumen and sharp wit. His smart take on today's politics, mixed with stories from his school days, political campaigns, personal life, never-giving-up career ladder, committee confrontations, and congressional travel, our educational system, national budget, are all engaging and thought-provoking. Everyone, no matter their politics, will find his book narrated with his southern drawl well-paced and entertaining.


Wit, wisdom, insights, and anecdotes!

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Senator John Kennedy narrates this Audiobook book!
I picked up his great Louisiana accent!
In a week I've listened to the Audiobook twice.
It have it on for a 3rd time.
John Kennedy is highly intelligent, well educated & honest man.
He has great judgement & insight.
I would be able to sleep better at night if he was in charge of the
United States of America!
'He was as nervous as a pregnant Nun'

Senator John Kennedy is hilarious! 'She's Bilingual, she speaks English & Stupid!' Excellent book!

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I went into this unbiased as I am left leaning and was quite enjoying the book until the bigotry and biasses came out big time. The best way to say this is in keeping with the book~ The dog has no tail and spins in circles licking his butt and whining about the taste. Wish I could get a refund.

He tested positive

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