
I Might Regret This
Essays, Drawings, Vulnerabilities, and Other Stuff
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Abbi Jacobson
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Abbi Jacobson
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From the cocreator and costar of the hit series Broad City, a hilarious and poignant collection about love, loss, work, comedy, and figuring out who you really are when you thought you already knew.
When Abbi Jacobson announced to friends and acquaintances that she planned to drive across the country alone, she was met with lots of questions and opinions: Why wasn't she going with friends? Wouldn't it be incredibly lonely? The North route is better! Was it safe for a woman? The Southern route is the way to go! You should bring mace! And a common one... why? But Abbi had always found comfort in solitude and needed space to step back and hit the reset button.
As she spent time in each city and town on her way to Los Angeles, she mulled over the big questions: What do I really want? What is the worst possible scenario in which I could run into my ex? How has the decision to wear my shirts tucked in been pivotal in my adulthood? In this collection of anecdotes, observations and reflections - all told in the sharp, wildly funny, and relatable voice that has endeared Abbi to critics and fans alike - listeners will feel like they're in the passenger seat on a fun and ultimately inspiring journey. With some original illustrations by the author.
PLEASE NOTE: When you purchase this title, the accompanying PDF will be available in your Audible Library along with the audio.
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Ce que les critiques en disent
"Poignant, funny, and beautifully unabashed, I Might Regret This takes readers on both a cross-the-country adventure and a deep dive into Abbi Jacobson's gigantic heart." (Cheryl Strayed)
"Intimate and brave in a way her audience has yet to experience, I Might Regret This is a funny, vulnerable, generous, and excruciatingly honest look at the beautiful heart that beats inside Abbi Jacobson." (Samantha Irby, New York Times best-selling author of We Are Never Meeting in Real Life and Meaty)
"As a passionate fan of Abbi Jacobson's comedy, it was no surprise to me that this book is hilarious, peculiar, and very smart. But I was unprepared for the courage she shows in making herself vulnerable on these pages: Jacobson cracks herself open and explores love and loneliness, travel and independence, success and self-loathing. I wish I hadn't finished reading this...I miss her already." (Ariel Levy, New York Times best-selling author of The Rules Do Not Apply)
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- Amy
- 2019-01-14
so good
a raw reflection on the confusion of a changing and varied life. a look into Abbi's life that has previously not been shared
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- Lisa B
- 2019-06-28
Excellent!
If you like Abbi you will love this. So honest and down to earth. Loved it.
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- Beth
- 2022-10-01
Real and Relatable
Abbi courageously opens herself up to her readers during heartbreak, navigating life and an oh so relatable inner dialogue. I always love when an author takes the time to do the audio for their own work and Abbi is no exception. She makes you feel like your sitting down with a friend for a few laughs and conversation. I thoroughly enjoyed this read and would most definitely recommend it to others!
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- Irene Schmid
- 2022-09-10
Overcoming heartbreak
Abbi J. wears her broken heart on her sleeve as she drives across the US. I felt like a silent passenger listening to her stream of consciousness. But why she fell so hard for her ex and why did it ended is not part of the narrative.
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- Prada
- 2020-06-09
Fun
This book was fun to listen to. I'm a fan of Abbi Jacobson so it was fun to have a little insight into her life and all her quirks i loved it. and I'm even more of a fan now.
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- Nicole
- 2023-03-30
Abbi Jacobson is awesome!
Absolutely loved listening to this audiobook written and narrated by Abbi Jacobson. My partner read the paperback book, I listened. We both enjoyed it so much!
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- Courtney
- 2019-05-29
Incredible
An honest, captivating, and funny take on navigating heartbreak and, well, life. Couldn't stop listening. Thank you for sharing Abbi.
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- Catherine
- 2020-06-07
Good lowkey read
this was a fun listen.. lots of imagination, makes me want to travel around the USA and do useless "find yourself" things.
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a little disappointing
I love Broad City, Ive seen every single episode, and I know Abbi Jacobson to be a wickedly funny, talented and clever comedian, but I found this memoir to just be a little bland
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