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I'd Like to Play Alone, Please

Auteur(s): Tom Segura
Narrateur(s): Tom Segura
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 From a massively successful stand-up comedian and co-host of chart-topping podcasts “2 Bears 1 Cave” and “Your Mom’s House,” hilarious real-life stories of parenting, celebrity encounters, youthful mistakes, misanthropy, and so much more.

Tom Segura is known for his twisted takes and irreverent comedic voice. But after a few years of crazy tours and churning out podcasts weekly, all while parenting two young children, he desperately needs a second to himself. It’s not that he hates his friends and family — he’s not a monster — he’s just beat, which is why his son’s (ruthless) first full sentence, “I’d like to play alone, please,” has since become his mantra.

In this collection of stories, Tom combines his signature curmudgeonly humor with a revealing look at some of the ridiculous situations that shaped him and the ludicrous characters who always seem to seek him out. The stories feature hilarious anecdotes about Tom's time on the road, including some surreal encounters with celebrities at airports; his unfiltered South American family; the trials and tribulations of parenting young children with bizarrely morbid interests; and, perhaps most memorably, experiences with his dad who, like any good Baby Boomer father, loves to talk about his bowel movements and share graphic Vietnam stories at inappropriate moments. All of this is enough to make anyone want some peace and quiet.

I’D LIKE TO PLAY ALONE, PLEASE will have readers laughing out loud and nodding in agreement with Segura's message: in a world where everyone is increasingly insane, sometimes you just need to be alone. Divertissement et célébrités Célébrité Drôle Spirituel Inspirant
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Very enjoyable listen, made me smile and laugh. Felt like a buddy was speaking with you. Time flew by wish it was longer.

Time flew by

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Creative story telling and genuine delivery. Hearing Tom laugh as he retells his stories is a gift.

Always entertaining

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Tommy Bunz is my favourite person on planet Earth. Read this book! You will not regret it. Keep your jeans high and tight!

Love love loved this Audiobook

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If you like Tom then you’ll love his book.. Good laughs and a few inside jokes.

Fun listen

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Tom is a great story teller - which anyone who has seen his stand up knows. This is the best reading of any audio book I have ever listened to, and I wish it were two or three times as long! I hope we get another tome someday.

Outstanding! More please!

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Just four strokes! This guy knows how to party and looks so much better then Burt Kreizler

Nailed it

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I used to think I was Tom’s biggest fan, like I wanted to be inside him kind of fan, but now I want to filter my blood with his. Wow what a book.

Now a bigger fan than ever.

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So funny I must have looked R worded listening to it while doing yard work.

T buns!

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We’ve all seen the Podcast and Standup versions of Tom, but it was nice to see his family side, especially when speaking about his mom and dad. Funny and touching. BIKES!

Endearing and funny

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This is a great listen. Lots of attention to detail in the performance, such as sound effects to mimic phone calls and in flight announcements. Very funny while also being insightful. Highly recommend!

A great listen for any comedy fan

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