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Jill Bearup
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Jill Bearup
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A desperate mother. A dubious escort. And a deranged author who won’t leave them alone. Caroline Lindley is determined that her new romance novel will be her best one yet. Fantasy! Formal gowns! Fencing! And, of course, a twentysomething heroine to star in an enemies-to-lovers plot with all of Caroline’s favourite tropes.
But Lady Rosamund Hawkhurst is a thirty-six-year-old widow with two children, her sole focus is facilitating a peace treaty between her adopted nation and her homeland, and she flatly refuses to take the correct approach to there being only one bed. What’s an author to do?
Based on her popular Fantasy Heroine YouTube Shorts series, Jill Bearup’s debut novel brings us the best of worlds both meta- and medieval-inspired. Terry Pratchett aficionados will enjoy the political intrigue paired with convivial, tongue-in-cheek satire. And then there's the slow-burn, fade-to-black romance too…
If you loved Stranger Than Fiction and The Princess Bride, you will soon find yourself cheering on enemies-to-BFFs Rosamund and Caroline as together they learn what it means to be the hero of your own story.
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Glad I stuck with it as this eventually turns into a rip roaring adventure that really embraces its 4th wall breaking meta. By the end of it I might have been even more invested in the fictional authours story then the fantasy protagonists story.
So yeah it takes a bit to build up to the good stuff in this novel but it really delivers once you get on more toward the second half of the novel.
A rip roaring adventure
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immersive storyline
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Having enjoyed it so much, I've also gifted a paperback copy to a friend that I know enjoys romantasy. Yes, I enjoyed it so much that I bought it twice.
Romantasy as a genre is at once exercised and satirized here as the characters voice practical concerns and impose agency over their own lives while arguing with their enthusiastic, 'its-a-trope-because-it-works', author. This push and pull is less antagonistic than it is a gentle tension that ultimately brings everyone to a happier ending.
Whether you enjoy romantasy or think it's silly, this book is a great choice.
If you fell both of those things at once, then it is not to be missed!
Romantasy has gone meta
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I love that it's about an author fighting to get her characters to do what she wants them to when she wrote them to be fully fleshed out people and they just won't follow the tropes!
So good
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I am just going to pretend the epilogue didn't happen though. I am a card carrying, dues paying member of the union against pregnancy tropes.
the right kind of 4th wall breaking
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